random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Skitarii]

the rich and powerful are the biggest lolcows on the planet.

 

[Meat Target]

Anime virgins fedposting is the real crisis in America

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"He used to be affectionate! Sometimes he'd bite the fat roll on the back of my head! So, like, you can see how I could think he cared, right?" -Chantal Sarault

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Uh, I was a fan of those glands before anyone knew about them. I saw those glands live in 1999.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

KiwiFarms, where dreams come true...

 

[Alex Krycek]

the robot mod is a rat and twists language into made up business deals

my legs almost fell off from a recent knee infection

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm not quite obsessed w/you but I'm close! Haha. Actually, I'd LOVE to go out to dinner with you, talk about stuff and maybe kiss you

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Crypto is to millennials what gold and silver is to boomers.

 

[Meat Target]

Please dispose of heads in properly labeled medical waste recepticals

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I’m gonna hire a big black gangbanger to mug than rape Bob in the taco bell drive through while I blast Billy Oceans When The Going Gets Tough.

 

[Pissmaster]

Just being on Twitter at all isn't a good idea.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

When I see Disney I just picture Ted Kaczynski and the failings of Industrial Society.

 

[I am vomit]

Did the lack of edgy Elastigirl/Violet Parr mother-daughter incest, lesbian Raven or futanari drove you mad?

time to sip the tears of fujo bitches from a wine glass

Holy shit nigga calm your penis, I already said I don't condone the guy take the pepsi can out of your ass.

Given she neuters 400 or so sexual deviants a year I'd hazard to guess the amount of sex crimes/ rapes she has prevented would be >0.

I though biden molested the back street boys, not the k-pop shitters
What a waste of time

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Did you really need a study to confirm Burgers are retarded?

I do because I’m retarded.

 

[Skitarii]

Pol Pot killed was based but I guess he killed nerds so the userbase is scared of him.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

SKELETONOLOGISTS CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Genuine question: what the fuck did the Family Dollar do to this woman?

Those are some fine ass fish, the first one even got those sexy blowjob lips...

MOISTURIZE FOR FUCKS SAKE

As the proverb says:

'he who abandons his husband for a bpd nutcase should first build two cuck sheds'

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The penalty for atheism (openly denying and challenging the faith) is hyper ultra mega turbo death in the most painful ways they can imagine.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fort Liberty is gay, long live Fort Bragg.

I'm going to go burn a cross outside the fenceline before next All American week.

The prolapsed hemorrhoids on this victim really put the icing on the cake.

 

[Local Fed]

Remember that this is the internet. You are not under an obligation to interact with everyone who speaks to you. If someone says some annoying or stupid shit, the best course of action is to block or ignore.

they always said i would never amount to anything in life, but now i made it to the official list of the worlds biggest transphobes!

remember vape nation? it wasnt funny but things were simpler then.

This is like a Where's Waldo, but for sex offenders. Except you don't have to look hard, because they all are.

I heard that Kiwi Farms bullies trannies to suicide and I wanted to support that.

He looks like he's dying in hospice and it might be the funniest thing I've seen all year.

 

[Skitarii]

Ay Goyim, heard ya were talking about us Mangosteins. Look I know there's a lot of bad info around about ah family and ah history in the mango business, some unpleasantries, but let me assure you my friend it's all just rumahs and lies.

Anyways, since I got ya here I figured maybe I could interest ya in trying one of our new kosher mangos. Finest mangos around, I assure ya, proprietary kosherizing process, blessed by my uncle rabbi Shlomo Mangostein. Ok, look, I like you @Gorgar, so I'll tell you what I'll do; why don't I give you your first crate ah mangos at a discount? Finest mangos around, ya'd have tah be a madman to say no. I'll start getting the paperwork in ordah.

No refunds.