random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DerKryptid]

Autopedophiles, the black ones do it out of genetic desire because they managed to miss out on buck breaking when younger

 

[Monolith]

THE KEVIN THREAD IS NOT A DATING SERVICE

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine you're an autist. You smell bad and your family is long past tired of you.

 

[Blackhole]

We are definitely almost certainly going to see a happening happen this time I think.

Nancy "set up the heavy machine gun nests" Pelosi shooting down NG assistance makes it obvious that they have plants.

IT MEANS IT'S WORKING YOU CHUDCEL

These are the people accusing you of being "anti-science" by the way

tylenol is for nerds
glorious aspirin master race for life

JUSTin Trudeau cannot stop sucking dick and being homosexual!

 

[Snusmumriken]

Just because I'm a coward doesn't mean I can't be a father.

Men are the fucking niggers of gender

>HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>DEM CRIME STAY-SAS-TICS JUST PICKIN' ON US INNOCENT MEN
>POLICE OUT THERE FRAMIN THEM INNOCENT BOYZ FUCK DA POLIZ

 

[Meat Target]

If Null ever transitions he might be a pretty sexy chick. Only tranny I would ever fuck. Especially if he's she's giving me lots of food

 

[Fannyscum]

"Also Russell Greer is a fuckin melt and I would not have sex with him"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

IDK why it's so wrong for people to want to fuck the rabbit.

 

[DerKryptid]

when Floyd robbed that pregnant woman, he was actually demanding the child inside her belly as his bride.

I hate this, I really hate learning this, but it's true.

 

[Meat Target]

Given what a clusterfuck their current parties all are I think a lot of Australians might prefer Emu rule, intoxicants or not.

 

[3MMA]

The chances people want to read your Jane Austen penis themed books or whatever for forever are about nil.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This suggested to me an erotic glamor: I imagined dormitories full of muscular undergrads lounging around in their undies and collaborating on phony scenarios before hitting the showers together to celebrate their labor. It was with this dream in mind that I approached my task.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I fucking HATE THIS COUNTRY!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I am Saruman the White not anymore, I shall be called Faggot of Many Colors"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

A little penguin probably wouldn't need too many to succumb. Plus they can't run very fast to get out of the way.

 

[Meat Target]

Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Okay, she's still a psycho but at least she's not killing owls needlessly.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This is the best post from the incest thread, hands down.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Evidently the gay Eskimo isn't embarrassed that he's been exposed as a fat faggot.

Nigga Stole My Womb

That's huge for a clit, but it'll never be a penis.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She’s so delusional that she’ll focus on making sure a rapist’s pronouns are respected.