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[Meat Target]

I'll believe that if you can tell me the full names of your last 4 sexual encounters.

 

[Suikafag]

Holly buggering hell a Aqua cow!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Getting women pregnant is for fags

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

In the garden of gethsemane , Jesus saw every sin that humans have ever or will ever commit. That means he watched his future self get tricked into having phonesex with a 13 year old boy and shove medallion fragments up his own ass.

 

[Snusmumriken]

There's this one guy, Michael. He's dubbed as The Clapper and when the weather is nice he will clap. He can keep the same mythodical deep reverberating clap going for hours. This guy is absolutely lovely to women and children. He hates the white man and any white man who dares to make eye contact with suffer the insult of being called a blue eyed red neck demon. This man is not to he trifled with or antagonized. When he's not clapping or chanting he's working out. If Chris were to ever get mouthy with him, he might get shanked. The Clapper has no qualms assaulting anyone who antagonizes him. If you leave him in peace he will leave you in peace aside from assaulting your ears with hours of clapping.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I BELIEVE I CAN DIE
I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI
ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WING
BUT THEY SHOT ME AT BURGER KING

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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All three of these could work, but I personally find this one takes the cake:

The Rebirth will be exceptional

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'll go all through her house and take fucking everything. Everything has some value to someone. I'm not really interested in turning her shit into profit though. Find some Jew to do that.

 

[Meat Target]

Well, gunshots have been ringing out this morning and a ton of things are on fire.

So far nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Haffhart]

You know damn well why, overcompensation.
I’m more concerned with the fact we now have fucking roomba’s cousin spying on our every move.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Concede to my demands or I will reactivate the nazi earthquake device

I forgot the part of the Bible where Jesus rapes the chosen ones' mothers every three nights.

By the way, searching for "Chinese Wank Machine" on YouTube, I regret everything.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

fuck them with three cacti and a pineapple the size of a horse's head

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/sc...-01-48-22-ripley-blfc-on-twitter-png.2578789/

 

[NyQuilninja]

It's all that octopus sex.

Anal Beads are not a hairstyle.

She looks like her pussy stinks

The left : A chimp who has lost it's hair in a fire
The right: Head like a fucking plectrum

I will then come out as a Trans-Nigger.

OP is the worst kind of faggot - a new faggot.

I'm far beyond caring what causes "harm" to the fucking Rainbow Reich.

Corporate jannies are now comparing themselves to Jesus Christ of Nazareth Himself.

She can drink my piss any time tbh

How many of these award shows are there lol

I think we get it by now, celebrities are homosexual child predators. Do they seriously want awards for their ability to molest children?

She allegedly found a creek bed with a puddle in it and assumed that the puddle was bear piss, as one does.

 

[CatParty]

It’s as though people think that STIs only come from penises ... lesbian, queer and bisexual women sometimes have penises.

 

[SCSI]

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE AFFIRM MY LARGE PERVERT SON

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This prison fanfic on display is very romantic and I thank all of you

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I know another guy who never votes and just pays the fines every time, but he's a very cool meth head

Pls Mr morrison, don't make me consort with the proles, they smell funny and make strange noises

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You don't get to complain about a monster ravaging the countryside and strangling small Bavarian children when you're the one who made it, Dr. Frankenstein.

Morale of the story: don't be fat.

they just want to forget they are a greasy meatball

My response would be you are a sovereign citizen of another nation? And this property is part of your nation's territory? Okay I am also a sovereign citizen, of the nation Nigger Get Out My House. I am declaring war and conquering that territory, bitch. Then I shoot him.

The proper understanding is that I'm about to put my hardware in someone's backdoor

God fucked the Sodomites just how they liked it: Big, Flaming and anal obliterating.

Ban assault fetuses.

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[Blackhole]

I don't know why I keep reading this thread. It just keeps making me angry.

It's so obvious - autism is the next step in human evolution.

You smell like you sharted SHARTED, harded HARDED
deadbeat dad, Jewish tranny wife, nigga you retarded

This is not, and never has been about you, or anyone giving a fuck about you or your health. Never. Not once. And it never will be.

Zyklon Ben would sooner take a teaspoonful of The Final Solution than the Fauci Ouchie.

doctor seuss cartoon lookin ass lmao hope it was worth it

You have Hitler mommy and impregnation mommy.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.