random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm kind of skimming Everyones reactionary posts and wow you guys don't fail to impress and uphold the Kiwi Farms welcome of making someone feel terrible!

 

[JethroTullamore]

I for one think it's possible to shit yourself without also being a danger to society.

 

[Meat Target]

I wouldn't even rape his books

 

[Haffhart]

I dunno, but I've been keeping tabs on Heathcliff. I think it's ghostwritten by the Monolith from 2001

Separate but equal neighbourhoods were the reddit nigger cattle can freely graze away from the eyes of polite society.
A man can only drean of such beauty.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Tess is why double doors were invented.

The only letters of the alphabet Tess knows are KFC.

Tess is so fat she needs cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

Tess is so fat pictures of her fall off the wall.

Tess is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

 

[Blackhole]

~*ALERT ALERT*~
USER 420BIGDICK1488 HAS POSTED AN IMAGE ON AN ONLINE FORUM OF A MAN WITH A BIG NOSE RUBBING HIS HANDS.
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

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"Hitler! What does the scouter say about his Jewish level?"

"ES IST UBER NEIN TAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!!!!!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I hope Israel gets fucking nuked in my lifetime

 

[Secret Messages]

There is something that sets a penis apart from other objects that can be inserted into a vagina. Hmmm what would it be? Would it be the fact that it [...] can be *literally wielded against you as a weapon of war*?

 

[IKOL]

First off a transformation fetish has nothing to do with wanting sex.

"Uhm actually I'm not gay, I only masturbate to 2 drawn gay guys having anal sex!"

Google is your friend.

 

[MediocreMilt]

pray nobody ever doxes you to me, you sick slag. you, your husband and brats will be in the streets begging by the time i'm finished with it.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Reality's a bitch and her vagina is 100% real.

 

[Blackhole]

Me Chinese
Me no know
Me buy twelve houses
Economy blows!

I am like that of a god; in my drug fueled frenzy I simply walk over to this portal thing I call a monitor, and through the filter of rainbow and light rays I summon money from the Ether, otherwise known as the Canadian Revenue Agency.

"Truly and honestly I ate her bussy with fava beans and a nice Chianti."

The Most Holy Venerated Federal Democratic Liberated People's Socialist Republic of Greater California and its Free Territories.

 

[NyQuilninja]

JESUS FUCK SPOILER THOSE DEFORMED BABIES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

I wanted to portray the mustachioed man the way he was always meant to be portrayed, as a proud woman of color.

"Evil Jews in collaboration with SJW's, forced FBI to assassinate Biden, and placed, instead, a Biden-bot to crash the economy, so the jews could buy us as slaves".

Better?

I'm sick of them putting chemicals in the water, that make the frickin' fish rave!

Hnnng, oh fuck I love being white so much. I can feel the power of whiteness coursing through my veins!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Since being cucked by Mr Mendoza, Kevin spent the week in a toy-fueled omegacope.

I cannot stop thinking about this sentence

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Like, the banality of horniness.

chat client, search bar, brains. profit.

 

[Flim Flam]

Jokes aside I can't fathom why any self-respecting man would buy something like that - specially when you look like something that came out of Humpy Dumpty fucking a box of Grits.

@GrinningCat This is such a beautifully accurate description of The Ralphamale that it brought tears (of laughter) to my eyes.

 

[DerKryptid]

Because Null threw a temper tantrum over some shit a while back

This should be the motto of kiwifarms

 

[Penis Drager]

there were indeed fairly solid rumors of bizarre behavior but this was mostly related to

1. His small penis; this is hard to deny and it is what it is.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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"-AND THE FEMBOY IN SOCKS IS SOLD FOR ONE-MILLION DOLLARS"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Lingering trauma from legends of the hidden temple

 

[GaryGrey]

When you can dox someone just because of their floors and windows, nobody is safe.