random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Roasted by folks that have mastered their craft.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That bird is gonna get so much pussy

That bowerbird actually made an aesthetic nest. What a chad.

Sia wrote and directed a film last year where she low-key mocks the hell out of an autistic girl for basically 2 hours straight. Pretty based shit

Rodimus Prime has jizz on his feet.

You shittin' on box fans? I'll cut you!

To do list
1. Wash penis
2. Clean room
3. Slay the metaphysical dragon of evil and rescue my father

It's going to be used as a sex toy, I knew it the moment I saw it.

There is no help for the Fujoshi. Even if they're not rampant consoomers, they still are filthy fucking freaks.

isney removed all the cool shit that was once exclusive to the very wealthy because of "bad optics"

Now you can no longer get a ring side seat in the tunnels to watch the after hours fight club where all the character actors duke it out.

When I was a kid, I was a Disney fan (this was right before Disney went jewish and then gay)

I learned something today. I hate Rae Dunn pottery.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

every bitch I've ever met who has an underbite is a complete nutjob.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?​

 

[Hitman One]

This is why we need the government to take over and break up Amazon so the disabled stop being attacked by puzzles they bought.

Idk man I think it would be faster and cheaper to just get rid of the disabled

He always seems upset his children don't want to see him, and refuse to call him mom.

 

[MediocreMilt]

like "sharting all over the floor. It doesn't happen beyond losing a small gob on the way to the toilet or missing the toilet when I get there, which has probably happened a grand total of three times in the 8 months i've been here.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Harry Potter is literally the last profitable British export, single-handedly propping up the entire economy. Without it the UK would be poorer than Haiti.

 

[PhoBingas]

Lol did he get a new streaming chair to replace the one he totally didn't shit on?

 

[Blackhole]

I am obviously interested in being a nice person ...period...I mentioned about character, warmth, intelligence...health....
I called Kate Bush beautiful 2017.....same human....

>service called secureserver
>server was not secure
yike

Fingolfin is the gayest Elf. He made Morgoth come.

Mutilated tranny who ruthlessly suppresses any mention of the fact that she used to be a man preaches about "disinformation," film at 11.

 

[marisa #]

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[Meat Target]

"How many tarantulas can fit in a dead hooker's asshole."

Oh, and vegetable monster vore. For gardening hints.

On the plus side, my home (still) doesn’t look like a homeless tent city with more toys and communicable diseases than people.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It probably helps to drown out the other foul smells in that shithole, like the fungus and mold that grows in his fat folds, and the shit filling the crevice of his ass because he can't reach back there with the rag on a stick that is his only bathing option.

 

[NoReturn]

Mr Foster
ARE YOU SAYING SHES BOOZER BECAUSE SHE'S NATIVE GUNT?!

 

[The Lizard Queen]

If it's deadly to not trust a government, that government is not trustworthy.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It has to be the AmHole. An asshole is a known horror. The AmHole is like death: you have no idea what to expect because even those who claim to have entered into the void and returned can't give you a detailed account of the experience.

Kpop fans are vicious as fuck and will say anything they think will hurt their target, they're hysterically rabid and it's the funniest shit. A troon is incapable of handling someone that won't be cowed by them so it's not surprising an idiot like Wedge would be driven off by angry little girls.

The other night, Neck sped past me in a brand new Ford Raptor, threw a half empty bottle of 99 Bananas at me, and screamed GOTTA GAS 'EM ALL! like eleven times while cackling maniacally. He had a bumper sticker that said One Man Klan and had a massive Confederate flag next to a MAGA flag blowing in the back of his truck.

This totally happened and if you don't believe me you're not an ally. I cannot believe I have to rehash this.

Did that dumb nigger forget #2? Or did it get buried in the thread? I'd know if SOMEBODY included a link..

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top, wearing an "woman - adult human female" shirt, on a mission for the Church of LDS, promoting their abstinence program, paying child support. If you don't believe me, that's literal violence, and you are no ally! Die in a grease fire, bigot!

The only links I know of, are the missing links in the Tranch++ threads.

Neck was shouting about a random woman, (who did suck the girl dick, on her knees, but didn't show enough appreciation for the mouthfeel).
It is Tranch related. because the Neck Crussade started with him defending Kindness from the evil infidels who don't believe her headmate LARP, (mainly Sky).

I saw Neck outside of a Neo-Nazi bar. I'm not quite sure, but it looked like he was goose-stepping to the sound of an audiobook of the Harry Potter series. When I drove by on my way home, he offered me a flyer for a Transformers charity bonfire to celebrate Ray Blanchard's birthday, with all proceeds going to the Ku Klux Klan. Unwavering belief of everything I say is Rule #1, because I say so. You're in violation of Rule #1 if you don't believe me.

On the one hand, text chonks.

On the other hand, :*

 

[SCSI]

"Is throwing a tarantula on a bank teller considered assault?"

 

[Hitman One]

How the fuck do you lose a fight with a K-pop fan? Just call them ricedick gooks and be done with it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I just want to fuck happy women and sometimes they make me a sandwich. That's not misogyny. There are plenty of sandwiches to go around.

You can't bomb someone back the Stone Age who like living in the Stone Age.

Okay, I'm convinced, there is concentrated fuckery afoot.

If you'll excuse me, I have accounts to delete.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Meth is listed in my allergies

 

[PhoBingas]

You can tell it's real, too, because he starts rocking back and forth so hard it's like he's trying to oscillate out of existence