random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Post as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

You're a tranny now, congrats.

Sex dolls have sex with other sex dolls inside sex doll arena..... that's wayyyyyy too much sex doll for anyone's tastes.

 

[PhoBingas]

His torso must look like a grape with cellulite.

 

[Local Fed]

Glad we were able to clear up which Groyper related rape you were inquiring about.

Thank you for promoting incest.

NO MAMA, I WILL NOT WEAR THAT DRESS AND CALL MYSELF A GIRL

We live in a timeline where superchats are part of court record.

I would love to see discord logs where he tries to brag about having his own place and a BMW to an unimpressed 15-year-old.

Trisha is now cosplaying as a Hindu

Obviously I'm not addressing the absolute degeneracy of the giant buttplug.

Never thought I'd pray with a furfag.

Amen to that, Ser Prize. Amen.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm sure they'd be so thrilled to hear you were putting their junk on blast on the internet.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Real talk - will killing himself to spite his ex-wife and children be enough for Lowtax to snatch the Golden Julay from Ralph and Chris? I really can't think of a more perfect end to the story of Rich.

2021 is the rapture of lolcows. Thanks Biden?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

- Bless this prolapsed mess -

it still is horrible, you're just too used to it. you've got mutilation fatigue

This guy's an inspiration. If he can hatecrime a fag memorial, imagine what an able-bodied man could achieve.

There is no benefit to sucking the girl penis. It ejaculates Zyklon B.

DSP OUTLASTS ANOTHER ONE

Is this one of those war vets who was crippled in 'nam and keeps going on rambling tirades about "them fucking queers?"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Marshall desires me to say: If you want a zip code, you have to give 2 forms of ID with proof of address. He isn't going to be set up for a drive by shooting.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/melinda-leigh-scott-marshall-castersen.32118/post-10434098

 

[Mal0]

So without PLing too much, I banged a Thai ladyboy a few months back arranged via Wechat

 

[Pizdec]

"Guys, I just met a black person. In fact I met TWO"

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

In actual Lolcow news, Kevin Gibes has finally admitted that his neovagina surgery was a disaster, that his failure to dilate has caused it to close up, that the existing amhole was small to begin with because it was made from his micropenis, and that all the above upsets him very much. His solution: more amhole surgery, of course!

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Below: much cope, much seethe, but not much dilate:

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"I'm a Tenacious Unicorn"

It's perfect for the random text.

 

[Pee Cola]

If one could monetize sheer spite, Null would have enough cash to launch himself into space along with Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos.

 

[Meat Target]

As one with some chosen blood, I have attempted to use my superior olfactory receptor to open a beer bottle. Didn't work unfortunately.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Instead, now he's DEAD, killed by TROONS.

 

[Blackhole]

tfw no doujin where the orc marries the elf girl and only has consensual marital sex with her

All he had to do was tell the troons to fuck off and he'd still be running the site he started. Instead, now he's DEAD, killed by TROONS.

There is no benefit to sucking the girl penis. It ejaculates Zyklon B.

DSP OUTLASTS ANOTHER ONE

Binger's wearing a rebel star wars pin while he works for the state trying to imprison someone for standing up for themselves against aggression is peak neoliberal

The ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. AUDACITY.

nègre fluorescent

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

Isn't the term "Gender Euphoria" just euphemism of having an erection after you've put on your rainbow socks, cheap chocker collar and poorly fitting dress?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I am not an amhole doctor, unless you count the amhole of the mind.

 

[Meiwaku]

elite_club said:
It is just a porn comic of switzerland being a dick girl that fucks nazis, commies, and the west all the same.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Dear God, don’t let this little nigga go to prison, Amen

 

[Meiwaku]

You're over 400 pages into a thread about a child troon and just now you're starting to ask about what's ethical

I don't like Elon Musk either, does that make me a tranny?

Thread poll: Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?
Auto-ban any user who clicks "yes".