random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[thisighuf]

 

[ColtWalker1847]

~puts hairless cat down~
~unsheaths tomahawk~

 

[Law]

1 word is enough - narcassism

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's not a fetish. It's not a fetish. It's not a fetish. It's not a fetish. It's not a fetish. It's not a fetish, It's not a fetish.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I would never actually kidnap someone and skull fuck them/bisect them / feed them to other people, but

I assume people have pissed in my bath tubs over the years but that's what scrubbing bubbles every sunday is for.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's definitely a difference between posting some "I love my job; look how cute this dog is" vs "let's take a tour of some people's house, featuring my butthole."

"Let's take a tour of some people's house, featuring my butthole."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's an unfortunate word under the circumstances.

Then the casinos happened.
Thanks Grandpa.

Madonna is still doing 'not like the other girls' shit and she's sixty.

 

[Astute Observation]

Kummerspeck [koo-mur-shpek]: The weight a person gains during a period of overeating due to unhappiness, depression, grief, or other emotional condition.

https://dictionary.com/browse/kummerspeck
https://germanyinusa.com/2021/10/19/word-of-the-week-kummerspeck/

Those Germans sure do have a word for everything.

 

[Elisabitch]

Not turning unironically racist gets more difficult every month

12 acres and a lolcow. Not quite the same ring as 40 acres and a mule

How deluded can somone be to attempt to make a shitty poem about a pedo commie?

This is why I think there’s some autism ingredient in the fucked up diagnostic stew that is his brain.

Tip your top hat and seethe, you love this forum pussy boy.

So you sit there in your superman costume in your closet, scrolling this website, while your tranny wife gets BLACKED

 

[Autistic Joe]

The elasticity of the human anus is a medical marvel.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

you decided to shit all over your kids for not wanting to return to monke on command

 

[Haramburger]

How long before it's legal for a Kiwi to groom his kids as a final parting sign of disrespect?

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

You need to take personal responsibility for the fact that you made a chain of decisions today that took you to this thread.

Part of you wanted to see leg holes. Part of you is glad that you saw leg holes.

ADMIT IT.

In the Cringe darkness of the 21th century you are either a skitzo or a pill peddler.

That was the purest dose of incel cringe I've subjected myself to in quite a long time, thanks.

We'll have our revenge, fool, everyone will fall to black dicks.

If Taco Bell upsets your stomach, you are weak.

I can keep plenty of water and canned food handy, but none of that is gonna help when I need to take a shit.

But do you clean your toaster with your dick?

That's the real question.

What are the chances this is actually legit? 0 or zero percent?

Yes. I am a manlet. It's not my fucking fault. It's genetic. Dumbass.

At first I thought it meant Bashar al-Assad had passed, thank goodness it's just this guy instead.

just stopping in to call you a faggot

Almost all women are crazy. I decided to drop the sane requirement, and my penis has never been happier!

Because the void must be filled, be it by God or soymilk and 300 Funko Pops.

Damn. I wish I could afford that kind of hooker.
Not that I would use them. I just wish I could afford it.

How does it feel to get asswrecked by a man named Tucker?

[...] a cornucopia of semen.

Oh my lord. What have we done? We bred animals to have constant Resting Bitch Face...

Just gimme that green card and I'll commit all the war crimes you want

I bet we could get the incel faction to fight for us if we promise them a harem of art hoe war brides.

You may be thinking "illiteracy is a downside", but no! No. The illiterate cannot use Twitter, you see. This alone guarantees prosperity.

That's the fanciest buttplug I've ever seen

 

[SCSI]

(BTW my ancestors did own slaves)

I’ve debased myself enough, I’m done with this thread.

The internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

You work your ass off to create a lasting successful business and afford your kids the best chances in life just for your descendants to turn out to be useless autists who get made fun of by other autists on an autism forum.

Heavens to Spergatroid, what a thread.

now THAT is a reddit moment

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine a romhack of Bible Adventures where you are George Floyd carrying baby George Floyd.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When I said I wanted all pedophiles on ice, this isn't what I meant.

 

[Large Rodent]

Are you a tranny? Last time a checked men do not ovaries or periods. what some woke bull shit.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

"If you're racist against me, then I can be racist against you." - TomLogic

 

[Tard Police]

There is no cure for being English.

every progressive anti-racist should try doing a lynching at least once, because you never know

gays just want your poop, it's a known fact

How many cocks does one faggot really need?

I was fine with the premise until they suggested it be mouth on mouth. That’s too gay for me

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Maybe they don't want to hold a funeral because they know it would 100% be gate crashed by a squad of goons in dresses, who will throw dilators at the coffin and aids needles at the attendees.