random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

People here are bitches and these angry incels need to touch grass, have sex, and chill.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

hey, I found you guys on Roll20. I'm a 350lb body-positive nonbinary otherkin with blue hair and my pronouns are xey/xyr. Let me in or I'll call you a bigot"

"hi, I'm pretending to be perfectly normal but if you mention anything at all about my undisclosed triggers five sessions in I'll flip the fuck out"

Now that I think of it, I think that block of text has qualified me for Full Boomer status. I need to go pick up my newly-issued walking cane and start waving it at the kids playing on my lawn, so I'll be right back. I might take a while, I also need to purchase a lawn.

If you're not banging the bitchy goth girl into submission you shouldn't associate with her.

People talking about Jocks beating on Nerds is probably the most American thing I have ever seen on the farms.

There was also a telling moment in a blog post where he mentioned how everyone, absolutely everyone had been supportive of his transition ... except his wife. Yeah, I'll bet.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I would never miss band practice if they let me wear a nazi uniform.

>Find's male friend, convinces him to pin me down, rape me, and punch me in the face

Edit:

If a Journalist tells you "Good Morning," the only civilized response is to punch them in the face and call them a lying shit weasel.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

CONSOOM
Also to cope with being a fat Neo-Eunuch Incel

Why is he still alive when he hasn't coomed in two years?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just average dude things, you know, weeping and singing Simon & Garfunkel to her fake dick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Sorry I won't break Kiwi Rules. I know the site admin and his MOD team don't F around.”

 

[SCSI]

Damn, he can motorboat standing up.

That is the smile of man that has spent time climbing a beautiful tree to screech like a howler monkey and tittyfuck an Amazon.

 

[DuckSucker]

From fuckin reddit
look before we get married it's tradition that you have to lick my mom's pussy

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's depressing, even trannies were cooler in the 80s

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I thought every man sang Alicia Keyes songs to their dick in between bouts of sobbing.

"This is your brain on hentai and sissy hypno", smashes egg onto hot frying pan, making a huge mess.

 

[Positron]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Whoever wrote that used to get shoved into lockers by pocket protector wearing Battletech geeks.

I dunno dude, sounds like you're equating the people who go to the nerd venue to talk about the nerd thing for their alotted nerd time with their nerd friends to the guy who lies awake for hours every night since 2009, seething that Dr Manhatans dick wasn't big enough in the Watchmen movie.

Ugly font choice truly is the worst of crimes.

Straight to the wall.

GET RAPED, YOU BIGOTED CHILD!

"Alright timmy now say, 'get gassed you stupid kike' and do that floss dance you showed me earlier."
"OK, now Kate you say, 'oy vey not annuda shoah!' "

"Uh, Mr. Gigachad how is this supposed to help us study for our U.S. History Exam?"

"U.S. History?"

Funny enough I remember as an old fart when we covered early civil rights my white ass was Fredrick Douglass in a school play.

I yelled WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT over and over then I avoided my children. Much like our negro forefathers had hoped.

No really, I had this construction paper top hat and I think a girl was Abe Lincon that I talked to. The idea of a white former slave talking to a 11 year old girl president, is more realistic than the holocaust.

I want to see child hitler do the default forntite dance as he sends the jews to their fate lmao

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Problem: No babby. Reason: They're not having sex. Solution: Have sex

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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Don't call me dude. Bye

 

[LurkTrawl]

There was no glue involved, only toothpicks as someone kept eating all of the glue before mission time. That's why they implemented the no food thief policy.

 

[Big Nasty]

She’s a golem made of psychosis and amphetamine

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I guess soyboys are so weak he could take one out, but really? A guy whose biggest foe is his butthole is your bogeyman?

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

So being poor does not mean you have to eat poor. You just have to think out of the box to get some good food in the belly.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I’m only asking here and risking looking like a giant autistic because Reddit makes me feel like even more of a giant autistic whenever I interact with it in any shape or form.