random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I'm not sure about believing anyone, let alone a doctor, with the name Pampee, it evokes an image of Pamperchu which is a Do Not Want in my book.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

can't believe that despite my half-year long break from this god forsaken website, there is still way too much things can be said to this headache inducing shitshow.

I thought you guys were joking about being tracked by your toilet paper, then I kept reading back through the thread, and now I want to die.

 

[Big Nasty]

Never Underestimate a Committed Cuckold

Some people choose life. He chose toilet.

 

[Pissmaster]

I thought you guys were joking about being tracked by your toilet paper, then I kept reading back through the thread, and now I want to die.

 

[Itspinklava]

Please remove this from the thread, it's vile, offensive, irrelevant and idiotic.

 

[NoReturn]

ship tooth-rotting candy to those E-Gamer thots so they can pour them into cherry blossom dishes with Rilakkuma cups filled with soda and their long nails tapping everything.

 

[NoReturn]

I replied with lunacy because there isn't a "physical pain" reaction.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Does Alexa integrate with GPS? That could be helpful for people who have trouble finding the g-spot.

I believe in Capitalism, I really do, but sometimes there are just things you don't need.

Release the Spyce isn't really a magical girl show though; the main characters are ninja (or kunoichi, if you want to be technical), and use ninjutsu, not magic. Also, they are spies, not super heroes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I didn't realize that Hmong people were real, and not just a part of the Gran Torino cinematic universe.

It gives people an excuse to say "nigger" while boasting about how uncivilized a whole continent is and how much more advanced Europeans are from centuries ago.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Okay I get that they're being hysterical women (a redundancy, I know)

 

[Positron]

(Story)

 

[Law]

The only time he showed any real emotion was when Hope made him feel bad about his dick size.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s all a sort of addiction to rebirth in order to deny the material reality of the despised self, I think. Plus autism.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is a literal hate subreddit with hate in its name. Where is Tardfinn to stop the hate?

It's ice cream you retard, you eat it, that's the benefit

Lies lies it's all lies! They tell you to do well in school and where does that get you? Nowhere that's where. It's all about who you know and your ability to complete tasks. That's it.
You want to be successful in life? Work on learning to be social in a positive, constructive way. Build skills that don't make you want to tear your eyes out when you apply them, and never spend more than you make.
There you go. I just saved you a shit ton of years of work. Learn from my mistakes.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT GIGANTIC BLACK PENISES AGAIN?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope everyone else takes this as a useful lesson on the power of weaponized autism.

Gatekeeping wouldn't have prevented this, bullying and harassing trannies would.

Youre not wrong in the slightest, and I knew that when saying it, I just wanted a very particular excuse to bully and harass trannies about a very particular thing.

 

[Meat Target]

Aw shit, now you've given @Josterman a boner the size of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I hope you're happy.

I also thought it was a hentai premise and not real life.

 

[SCSI]

Yes, grammar is homosexual.

The exclamation point and the question mark are both based on looking at a cat from behind. A curious cat has a curved tail (?) while a startled cat has a straight tail (!).

In either instance, the . is the cat's asshole, so not only do these punctuations make you gay, but they make you a gay furry.

And now you can't unlearn that. You're welcome.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even though our vaginas are sturdy and can repel a lot of things, there's a reason pants and skirts are worn.