random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

All my cereal boxes are ruined by that disgusting language

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Nigga just has two buttholes.

Excuse me, it's a handsome hole.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kind of impressed the liberal party has a staffer on kiwifarms...usually they keep so busy on twitter.

STOP SPEAKING IN FRENCH YOU FUCKING NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

This ridiculous prancing lala homo faggot can claim he is not intimidated all he likes.

I wish there were some feature where when you open this thread it'd be like old Myspace with ear rape music that starts immediately playing, but instead of some shitty aughts music nobody remembers it's just truck horns.

My plan has been to become the uncontested warlord of the HOA.

Also his knife is gay and should go back to wish.com. Real niggas carry Spydercos.

Imagine thinking refinement and culture and status as being defined by completely lacking the ability to sit down to enjoy a Super Bird at Denny's or some other totally normal food. Imagine deluding yourself into thinking that this is some kind of own.

One day is ironic futanari spam, the next is ironic "trap mode aesthetic guides", the next is totally ironic /r9k/'s incel to troon grooming discords.

Do you think you could adapt an Indian War Song to be done with just Truck Horns?

Okay Socrates. All you've done in this thread is whine about muh white solidarity and coom over how fucked we all are.

He looks like he's insisting that the voice of God told him to do all those rapes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Bleeding heart woke white liberal christ cucking people whose Bible is the white man's burden and of course greed since keeping all this apes around, is to fuck with middle class and working people who keep voting in cuckservatives.

 

[Blackhole]

"Cuck" is too weak a word for this. He is a gigacuck. An übercuck. The final boss of cucks.

There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot.

Cant believe Metokur's name was James Agusneed formely O’Chucknessy

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Stop being a pussy and saying fag-talk.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@NoReturn is secretly a youtube shill trying to get me to watch all the unboxing videos.

I'm on to you, catman.

 

[Tour of Italy]

For the record, I am a based woman; hence, I run on high estrogen, as opposed to the majority of my sadly left-leaning female peers, which seem to be on hormone blockers and/or cross- sex hormones at the moment. The salty tears shall flow however long they have to. I don't identify as a beta. Kek.

 

[Meat Target]

It gets so hard and lonely fighting the power, thank god for this thread fellow Kiwis, I'm not alone. I wrote your names down on my dildo last night, so that I can keep you all inside me when I feel alone <3

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

NIGGER delete your leprechaun energy.
(Doctor Mathew based schizo)

 

[craftingcheetah]

Some gems from the SkyDoesMinecraft thread

Writing racial slurs with your blood is a super schizo and hilarious move

SkyDoesDomesticAbuse

The "MQ" (minecraft question) needs answers.

just got done with a hardcore sesh of minecraft, time to beat my wife and rape some kids.

 

[HitchWunter]

Moral of the story:
Gaslighting is fun

(Might have already been posted but just in case)

 

[Meat Target]

@Beautiful Border said:

Is it just me, or is there something about Beanie Babies that unlocks a deep, primal rage in you?​

Especially the fucking duck one. How can anyone look at this and not want to inflict terrible pain onto it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If some tards have the balls to show up and fight a trucker and someone caught it on cam I swear to God I'll be a good boy and stop bullying mentally ill people on the fruit site for a day.

He's finally able to fulfill his dream of being an unfuckable catlady librarian. Godspeed, you hideous chud.

 

[Bionicle of War]

If white women had pointy ears like Zelda they would be harder for the jew to corrupt

I needed Zelda's kiss so i became a martyr

Some Zelda quotes from death sentences.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you're watching a show about ancient Egypt and you hear someone drop the words "Arby's Big Beef & Cheddar", maybe rewind and double-check what you heard!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Even as an extreme racist I find those Pakistani gun review videos comfy.

"No guys srsly I have to stay at home and watch the bambi sleep otherwise I turn into a giganigga and start raping toddlers"

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe if the Jews stopped eating her children she wouldn't be as antisemitic

 

[KiwiFuzz]

unrealistic expectations of what life with a mutilated penis would actually be like

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Not that it makes it any less of an abhorrent act but was it a female or male retard?

And then someone brings up the Jews…

i can dodge the earthly oven but not the heavenly oven it seems

Whoa buddy, not to kinkshame but this is a wholesome thread.

lol wow I'd completely forgotten about the Olympics. I had to check to see when they started. Surprise! There's some olympics happening today lads! Like real "official" ones. Boring as fuck because of all the trannies, I'm sure. This Trucker Convoy is far more entertaining sport.

If you are unfortunate enough to have a child, they should be shown Pride Parades and kept inside at all costs so that they don't ruin a redditor's day by calling them a faggot for still playing Mario party by themselves at age 36.

The first thing i did in Hong Kong was go out and eat goose because it was the only time I could get revenge on those fuckers.

I fucking loathe Imgur.