random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The latter of these will produce roughly 7,250 fanfics, half from tumblr women writing overblown slowburn Blake/Yang romance, and half from coomer twitter men pretending that their futa harem piss kink foot fetish fics are wholesome and quirky.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I was going to say Eggman needs to get the bussy, as in bat pussy, but then remembered the gays already pre-ruined that term and it made me sad.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

This would have been avoided, if they made the marriage open to mockery instead of cuckery.

 

[Meat Target]

I hope he didn't rape that dog

Giving it a weeb name doesn't stop it from being furfag shit

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I also had a nigga lottery moment on Friday after I finished listening to the stream. I found a fun-size chocolate bar at work, and I knew that I had been blessed by the everrlord.

 

[Visibly Disgusted]

if 18-22 y.o. girls want a mentally ill dude at all they want a hot moody photographer or musician who cuts himself a little bit but just in like an aesthetic way while he broods. Not a shambling hobo from their dad's generation who used to scream at traffic before they found him this nice nursing home and got him on meds.

 

[NerdShamer]

I do not want to moderate coomer threads. I do not want to promote coomer moderators to moderate coomer threads. I do not want to attract users who are here only to share porn.

Someone's going crazy.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Mommy Hommamo says I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her bike so we'll see who's sloshing soon!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

imagine explaining the nigga moment when will smith died at the oscars lol

Imagine slapping a man and then being the one crying your eyes out.

No wonder they're badly hidden scientologists and their kids are retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

I can only see 3 feet in front of me...

TIME TO DRIVE 75 MPH BOIIIIS

 

[Aunt Carol]

Part of becoming an adult is being pumped full of a bunch of hormones that hijack your innocent love of trains and make you spend the rest of your life participating in skilled society so you can secure reliable access to sex and not go insane.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The musky funk of eggman's repressed gay lust

 

[Pig Cups]

"As is clear from his name 'Kin + Nar', his vagina and shape are not considered completely human"

 

[Pocket]

I talk to myself like a normal person.

 

[Meat Target]

You never want to see "Germany" and "Emergency gas plan" mentioned in the same sentence

 

[Aunt Carol]

Clean your goddamn floors you heartless bitch.

 

[Blackhole]

I'm a free speech extremist but an unconditional death penalty for posting a "dress go spinny" video on the internet seems like a common sense restriction that should fit within First Amendment jurisprudence.

good job joe for fucking the petrodolar into oblivion

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How can you rub salt in the wound when it's been sown up to make a spot for your elephant dick?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

there are no trans rights
only trans wrongs

 

[Large Rodent]