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[Meat Target]

Geez, those OCs are just wide furries with "My OC can beat Goku" syndrome.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Children get shot at a school, here's why that's racist.

 

[Meat Target]

How many skeletons are there in the crawlspace under your porch

Human, animal, either/or

Just asking

 

[I am vomit]

sneed forum weird aspd users

 

[BubbleButt]

SOURCE (A)

 

[I am vomit]

sneed is the official posting type of your forum and is an aspd behaviour

sneed is like a constant snear and is an aspd behaviour slang

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

The plain sausage-shaped neopeens look weird, but something about the glansplasties disturbs me even more, it's so obvious that they just went in and scooped around to make a "bulge."

Like, if a "natural" glans (on a circumcized dick) looks like this: =====O

The neophallus glans looks like this: OOOOO=O

Excuse the terrible ASCII art but you see what I mean, the natural glans is an actual ridge, but these ones it's no wider than the rest of the tube, just with a chunk carved out above it and a scar like you got your dick caught in a meat slicer.



Christ, I have heard that phase "is it bigger than a baby's arm" but that literally looks like a baby's arm, girl you weren't supposed to take it literally

All of these are pretty great.
Dealers choice.

Did I post this once before? Even if I did oh well.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

View attachment 3328173
True and Honest Dick and Balls Goals

Bottom 2. Maybe all 3.

 

[PhoBingas]

free and open source pussy

 

[I am vomit]

Where did you find out that all KiwiFarm users canonically have ASPD and use the patented sneed posting method?

its written right in the thingy when u read the top of the forum

 

[NoReturn]

@Null, please

The only people who could have possibly liked deathnote are fucked in the head Japanese and their authoritarian reddit spawn. I got 5 episodes in, declared the entire thing evil, and anyone who liked it evil too. This show is heresy, and anyone who likes it deserves god's cleansing fury to wipe them from existence. The only moral lesson to be gained from it is that utopia can be ushered in by a single divinely inspired man with sufficient will to overcome the limitations of societies rules and the people sworn to defend them.

 

[mindlessobserver]

@Null, please

It'll never not be funny to me that after years in this place, the most neg rated post I have ever made was shitting on an Anime.

 

[NoReturn]

It'll never not be funny to me that after years in this place, the most neg rated post I have ever made was shitting on an Anime.

Neg nothing. That rant is a work of art.

 

[Pissmaster]

Sometimes I think my life is bad but then I remember “hey, at least I’m not fucking strangers behind a thrift store.”

 

[SCSI]

Welcome to Kiwi Farms. The first rule of Kiwi Farms is: you do not talk about Kiwi Farms. The second rule of Kiwi Farms is: you DO NOT talk about Kiwi Farms! Third rule of Kiwi Farms: if someone yells “sperg!”, goes full retard, or troons out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two fags to a fight. Fifth rule: one post at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: post internet gossip and laugh at lolcows. No memes, no reaction images, no one word replies. Seventh rule: threads will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Kiwi Farms, you have to act like a fucking retard.​

Now joining the farms, you're late and gay,
eternal newfaggotry is here to stay.
Weathered Null, weary from the fight
Isolates the farms to stem the blight.
At what cost? Will it work? We can only pray.

I did what I thought was right. That's all I have left to say.

Which anime OST was playing in your head when you were heroically attempting to save KF (and the rest of the world) with your master plan?

This reads like a despot's last words before execution, but doesn't sound as cool when you realize it's inevitably a fat internet nerd getting mad they couldn't janny harder.

~Janny takes himself way too seriously and makes gay cringy posts making himself out to be some sort of civil rights icon instead of an unpaid shit sweeping faggot
~ People laugh at janny
~Tale as old as time
~ (fart noises)

I came here to get bullied. I give it a solid 10/7 experience.

 

[Certified_Autist]

That's how they radicalize you. They lure you in with kitchen tips and recipe advice and then next thing you know you're seven thousand pages deep in a thread about a transsexual horse fetishist.

So, the way I'm reading this is Null is signalling to current users that now is the time we will finally ascend to the Solar warrior aristocracy of the Hyperborean Kiwi Imperium. Just like the kshatriya and brahmin of old. While the shudra and dalit classes of zoomers lurk in perpetual ignominy. This is all as the Laws of Manu perscribe.

Please tell me if I'm misinterpreting this.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Your solipsistic interpretation is based in the most spurious external analysis of my life.

 

[Local Fed]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you haven't been part of the spic cartel drug pipeline like I unfortunately was.

I know this might sound mean, but why do so many ugly people want to be trans?

Our motto around here is quite simple: Eat it or die.

Good food is made with love, there is no love in a TGI Friday's.

"Wow guys, it takes me just making ONE little tiny, obvious joke and the conservative snowflakes all want me dead because I'm a jew. Wow guys. Wow. Guys. Just Wow. Wow guys. Wow. It was just a joke. Guys. Wow. Israel."

I mean, many people who have kids don't give a single fuck about the outcome. I'm afraid largely because I once made a Japanese child cry.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

tyler used to give me piggy backs and shit but he ditched some really hot womyn in his harem for a chance at mary magdalene and that isnt right

like he ditched this girl and now she tells me shes in hell

nah iirc t yler raped me one time in freemason stuff when i was a kid but it was more him trying to date mary magdalene from jesus christ

nah im counting that stuff as real because the matrix resets have been excessive and ive repeated these exact same situations with you memory deleted robots a few too many times now

YOU LYING FUCKING MENTAL PATIENT ONE OF YOUR FORTY FUCKING SA ACCOUNTS WAS HER FUCKING FULL ASS NAME KATHERINE KONIKER WHICH IS HOW I KNEW WHO SHE IS NOW. And she isn’t and will never be your wife and fuck your Tribes 1 sniper camping ass flag capping scout for life!

im literally here to troll you ppl so i am laughing too because i will kill you all soon and drink ur blood and ive neglected doing that in awhile

its like i dont like sleeping with black girls or pakis but i like sleeping with sri lankan girl because they smell different

id kit sux tho because i have very nice black ex gf who msg me this week

and i want to go bowling with her and her black husband

we fucked but our phenotypes not match

I'll admit, it has been quite a while since Alex killed us all and drank our blood.

she did not have a husband back then but i told her get urself a husband becuz i can not be him and she did and she wasnt stupid and didnt go interracial like prince harry and markel

and u kno how i get a date with her? i find her randomly on facebook and just message her 5 million times and harass her on her phone telling her im gonna stalk her and i am coming to fuck her

and i was already on probation

and she give me date and we went to african lion safari and fucked and had a good relationship and she is still friendly

i got a first date with k8 (besides childhood adventures) by saying i was gonna inseminate her

and then she was like please daddy ! and i was okay

ya she pretty much was like that and y a i did threaten to stalk ashley before she dated me

 

[Open Window Maniac]

what is the best state for radom gay sex with furrys?