random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Skitarii]

I've dreamed about sex with a lolcow as well and it took me a while to not feel disgusted about myself. Man, I've had way more weird dreams before, but for some reason this really made me want to scrub my brain with a steel brush.

I asked her what Pantsu meant (I don't remember what she said) and then I asked her if May was her real name. She laughed at me.

 

[snailslime]

Blame @snailslime. Her baby daddy is in prison at the moment so she's lashing out in this thread.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Public schools are organs of the state. If the state tells them not to put "Everybody Poops on My Dick" in their libraries and keep them off the syllabus, that's not a ban. It's an exercise of the state's authority to manage its own operations. You can always buy or borrow a copy of "Everybody Poops on My Dick" for your kid, your kid just can't get it from his public school.

Sweet find in the elementary school library, bro! Imagine if kids didn’t want to feed big pharma!

 

[Skitarii]

KF Chat becoming sentient would warrant the destruction of the entire website just to make sure it stays dead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You fuck head enough. Go golf strike and suck some dick. (via @Vi0l3t).

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is he storing his nuts in his cheeks for the winter?

 

[SCSI]

have sex incel

This is A&N.
We don't do that here.

The farms are first and foremost about the magic of friendship. Sort of like My Little Pony, but with laughing at furries and troons.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't check your 401k tomorrow.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Ever try to go furrycon chopshop and casually mosey away with a 4 banger engine down your pants?

 

[Pee Cola]

the state of public toilets is the litmus test of the quality of a society

 

[Dolomite]

Does she even have????????????areolas????

 

[23 bold flavors]

Look, I'm no legal expert and I'm not American, but I'm pretty sure the first amendment does not allow you to follow someone through a parking garage asking about the shape of their vagina lips.

 

[Bajilionaire]

yes gay forest nigger im gonna inseminate her by force with in vitro

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We wish you the best of luck on reclaiming your ideology from the crazies, brave libtard.

 

[12345]

"He used to be affectionate! Sometimes he'd bite the fat roll on the back of my head! So, like, you can see how I could think he cared, right?"

 

[The Cunting Death]

"What he's been doing behind his cell: During one night he screamed the N word, Trump 2024, and that Klasky Csupo should be jailed for making the Rugrats reboot."

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

An anal prolapse like the Three Gorges Dam collapsing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ya i tackled her when she said fuck me and she lived with me for 2 months after sucking my dick every day

only in native bitch world is that rape

i bet you like to choke on black cock and that's why you are acting like speds

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Like, think about sodomizing throughout history.

I would love to hear more wisdom from our ANAL SEX knowers.

I’m glad I wasn’t born a nigger. I hope you find peace and quiet from niggery shenanigans.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

>be polish

>suffer

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If you live in Oregon, and need menstrual products, you can just head to the nearest elementary school boy's bathroom to get some.