random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Socrates]

It also consists of repeating misogynistic phrases like, "Yesss, Queen! SErve That fishy cunt. Eat them booties like it's groceries. Serving housewife fish cunt realness". Then they copy some traditional Russian dance, calling it "Vogueing" and satanically chant, "Looking so Cunty, Smellin' So Fish", until Satan gives them a score of 10 and plays with their rectum.

 

[Skitarii]

How Transgender Pacific Islander Car Culture Shaped Modern Tex Mex Recipes.

 

[Skitarii]

My proudest faps include Alison Hammond, Theresa May, Glozell Green, Ines Brasil and of course, Blaire White.

I do draw the line though at Hila Klein, so there is that.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Ah yes. I forgot about the short lived era of semen magic

 

[MelloYello]

white nigger riceburners are cringe.

this is why you can't have nice things. stop @'ing me.

"White nigger riceburners" sounds like something straight out of Francis Dec's court filings.
You certainly have a way with words....

 

[CharlesBarkley]

And I agree 1000%, I should have been aborted as an embryo

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The fact that we still exist indicates God may owe Sodom an apology.

inb4 "Conservative" neopagans add the Founding Fathers and Henry Ford to a pantheon

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

He's like Sisyphus except he's also the rock.

 

[Meiwaku]

The first step to a true RETVRN is to throw your keyboard, aka The Clicky Jew, into the garbage posthaste.

"This kike god thought up by schizophrenic jews in the middle east is the one true god"
How depressing.

The only thing that can get me aroused is reading the N word in comic sans.

 

[SevenEightNine]

@Wash away the rain in chat:

Though bonobos became decadent sluts due to too much food and safty compare to the chimps who became hard

 

[Skitarii]

Hunter Biden berated his sister-in-law Hallie Biden and accused her of ruining his life after he learned she had thrown his gun in the trash

 

[Jack Awful]

For fucks sake I'm not a paypig! I literally only gave him a few hundred dollars over the course of many months and then felt the need to get severe revenge once he slighted me as a loyal customer of his. I was a minor contributor until I found out how gay he was.

 

[Meat Target]

I don’t take financial or political advice from people who dress up like small woodland creatures to masturbate.

 

[I am vomit]

you draw like old people fuck

What Null did to Chris makes Pol Pot look like an angel.

Israel is KF's greatest ally and your appeals Chinese bugmen will not lead to a communist revolution.

Even black metal fans are chill compared to kpop fans. Congratulations on making church burners seem chill.

If I got pregnant by Alex, I'd get an abortion immediately. But I can't get pregnant because I'm just some buff dude from the 90s.

 

[AMHOLIO]

quit daydreaming about murder and scare yourself by imagining your own amhole getting torn up.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Wir waren Hyperboreans und Scheiße.

 

[Skitarii]

Microsoft is lying to you cracker.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Bureau of Land Management and its consequences have been disaster for the human race.

If they change the name how will people learn not to fuck monkeys?

 

[Meat Target]

Even in death, he's still an attention whore.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

"On the floor near the picture window are boxes of half-assembled Lego sets Lemoine uses to occupy his hands during Zen meditation." That tells you all you need to know about this guy.