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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have no idea why you insist on using this site when all you want to do is jerk off together.

This guy looks like one of the grunts in one of those "Double Dragon" type games that you defeat in 2-3 punches then they fall to the ground and flicker out of existence.

 

[Blackhole]

If the 2000's was "You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded" then 2020's is "You talk like a chud and your shit's all problematic".

Something just occurred to me. If the Great Reset is marking the beginning of a new age for humanity, and the Great Reset starts for real next year, then does that mean we are officially entering into Reset Era?

Remember, you will live in the pod, you will eat the bugs, you will own nothing, and you will be happy.

I feel like going to reddit for dating advice is like going to a mosque for advice on what wine to pair with pork.

I know he's lying out of his ass and none of this footage is real but something about Todd pulls me into the fantasy bedtime stories he spins.

Both Ukraine and Russia deserve each other. Fuck them both.

"We look forward to our Arma footage being used as real military footage by mainstream media again or something whatever"

i walk away for five minutes and come back to My Little Pony what the fuck

This sucked absolute dicks.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'll just show them my penis to prove I'm not a faggot

 

[SiccDicc]

I have to say, there is something amusing about a lesbian and a gay slap fighting over abortion.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Are you genuinely retarded or is this a long con personal army request?

Edit from the future: They are genuinely retarded.

HEY GAYS YOU LIKE ANAL SEX?!
INTRODUCING A DIET SO FUCKED UP YOUR ANUS WILL BE WIDER THAN THE STADIUM FOR THE NEW YORK METS!

Last I remember, many of you were swearing at me when I specifically requested you not to. did you know that not even professional therapists use the word Retarded anymore?

Seriously, guys, gals nonbinary pals. GET NEW INSULTS! I don't know how many time's I've heard the word cunt,

nigga 40% of this site is legit autistic. I'm not even joking nor using that in the insult definition.

This is a site whose best results come from incredibly autistic people.

By the way, I am PALE ASS WHITE. that N word, shouldn't be used towards me. it's incorrectly used. The Black African Americans of this site, would have a BIG TIME problem with a random person using that word, especially when used towards a white person.

You do realize the KKK brought on a LOT of misery, hurt, etc?

Unfortunately due to the privacy laws of Facebook, I can't release the private conversations. They would get me on wiretapping them.

I am pretty sure the actual POLICE wouldn't dare use a site like this unless it was to crack a case. If they did, they would be breaking so many laws it's not even funny. Not to mention confidentiality agreements. They MIGHT use it on their off time, MIGHT being the keyword, but if they do it during their work hours, then they can get into trouble with their bosses. ( I watch way too many crime shows. XD)

 

[SCSI]

Um? Did you just assume Hitler's gender you fucking transphobes?

How far have we fallen as a society when Aerosmith’s “Dude” is no longer parody?

But the last page. It's a masterpiece of wtf. Iconic. Transcendent. I will bring it up at dinner parties, unprompted, for decades to come. The trans author's castration fetish. The disregard for the vulnerable and minority women who have been forcibly sterilised around the world for over a century. The ignorance of how pregnancy works. The fact that the author has studied a dog's post-operative scars. There are so many layers. QR code that shit on my tombstone because we're going to cringe hell.

I thought this was going to be about actual milk and was going to say chocolate or banana.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape though!

Ah yes. Antisemitism is the thinking man's racism.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

"Your little one sleeps warm in their crib;
Mine sleeps, burned to ashes, in a ziplock bag hung on a nail on my trailer wall"

RIP Nutella baby

 

[Meat Target]

I believe she lost her hair, not necessarily bc she ate it.

Bitch ain't plus sized, she's multiplication sized, maybe even exponent sized.

 

[I am vomit]

Somewhere a fat girl is howling into the uncaring wind.

As if the situation of Mr. Pornsick Pussyboy ordering up a la carte mutilation and having his dick yeeted- because even though he's a straight dude, he "just wants a slit" like in his favorite furry comics- exists in a cultural vacuum and has no impact on anybody lol

I have no idea how ABDL sex is actually supposed to work. How--and God help me for even asking this question--do they actually get off? Is it just from being in a dirty diaper (which is bad enough right there), or do they jerk each other off while wearing their dirty diapers? Or is the diaper foreplay and then they take it off and have sex? I'm not sure I really want to know

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Do I need to remind you that there's a whole section of LOL Cow's on this forum with people SHARING PHOTO'S OF THE PEOPLE THEY MOCK? ALONG WITH USER NAMES?

 

[Big Boz]

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"you are 31 years old crying over a tierlist"

 

[Meat Target]

Didn't happen, and besides those mice deserved it

This post made by cat supremacy gang

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Mind your own business, faggot. But first you can eat my ass, post haste.

ok cool

now can I (a degenerate) see the video?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

There should be an Official Kiwifarms Fish.

The deathfat board should have tuba music playing in the background.

 

[Haint]

"We need a total and complete shutdown of the furry fandom until we can figure out what's going on."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That damn furry troon. Now I know the term "butt-hungry" and there's nothing I can do about it.

"Drunk driver" is a slur. The proper term is "booze cruiser".

 

[Pee Cola]

Getting the 6" one is almost worse than just not having one. At the very best you're asking for a shitty awkark hookup that's difficult to use, at a time you don't want to be distracted with something like that.

He moves like some kind of cursed marionette operated by Freddy Krueger.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING YOUR CARS!!!!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Holding a random Pro-GILF demonstration does not violate 18 U.S. Code § 1507, even if you're doing it near a SCOTUS home.

The moment a GILF-adjacent trial does pop up however, your GILFfiness violates 18 U.S. Code § 1507 and you should go fuck your GILFs in the privacy of your own bedroom.