random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You have a perfectly usable butthole literally right next door to something that isn’t even recognizable

what the hell is wrong with his dick? Why is it so ridiculously wrinkly?

 

[Skitarii]

Rogue is one of the most powerful x-men. I'm sure she'll be fucking fine you sperg.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(for some reason, it's all just Minecraft streamer slash fiction)

 

[Table Country]

I'm sorry I didn't take you seriously, I thought you were trying to troll me into googling "sexiest Hillary Clinton pics" and ruining my targeted ads forever.

 

[veri]

spilling my funny folder spaghetti all over the thread:

Get some ether and get your tyce on fags.

The troons are fucking everywhere. I got permanently banned from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force subreddit for asking what trans rights and anti TERF memes had to do with the show.

Fuck troons and fuck reddit.

Oh, you know, the usual. Cargo pants, undershirt, body armor, jacket, boots, helmet.

This fucked up retarded thought I had all on my own proves how horrible my haters are!

Don't say those words. He'll have to edit them out when he caps your post.

A sort of neighbor (they live on the same street, but a block away) mows their lawn n the most schizophrenic way.

Got some Dr. Pepper Zero today, aka non alcoholic swill. I see al these ads for the new Jurassic park and I’m like, who gives a fuck anymore? I just want another movie about giant gators, now that’s a heavily under appreciated concept.

Some first edition of TERF Queen JK Rowling's wizard book sold for silly money and the trannies have went full blown Expecto Dilatium

They're some soft manbaby hands.
I would wager he has a normal retail job, like a Best Buy clerk. Those aren't hands that fight or get dirty repairing a car, though.
I would even call those hands, ladyfingers. Very dainty.

Mentally STUNTED
Body is GUNTED
She's a fat sow
With guntling in tow
A loving Chad boyfriend?
No, I don't think so...

jokes on them we don't even know how to insert images as thumbnails.

Politisperg repeat offenders should be threadbanned. Cry about the long shadow KF casts on the American right-wing on Stormfront or something, faggot.

You want them to stop trying to save America and become some NPC slave to the jews with things like a stable job, family, and rl friends?
Get out of here, Soros.

I think Metokur died because his body didn’t have the will to fight anymore after his top guy got taken down

BREAKING: ETHAN RALPH CANT HOP OFF @Null DICK!

I visited Ann Arbor for my faggot cousins wedding (he wasn’t gay, he’s just a giant faggot)

So yet another honeypot that's gonna end like the greentext story about a FBI honeypot getting jumped by the ATF and the local Police forces and finding out it was literally all FBI agents gaslighting each other except for a single dude that was legit schizophrenic

All your animu are belong to xirs.

this is an american site so speak america not moonrunes

Thanks white supremacists and climate change, now even the horses are bigoted fatphobes.

Yeah he fought against Ronnie in the tickle closet and lost

If your kids come onto my yard without permission I got two words: Castle Doctrine.

The developers reused the gunt texture, very lazy imo

 

[Piss Bear]

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

PLEASE! I'm almost out of money! Every time I commit a Suppressive Act or an Overt I have to pay the CCHR $22.00.

 

[ICametoLurk]

PLEASE! I'm almost out of money! Every time I commit a Suppressive Act or an Overt I have to pay the CCHR $22.00.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

He hasn't seen his dick in so long he could have it declared legally dead.

Trying to bait thieves to come steal the stash of gold in the ogre's lair so he can get beat up and be the victim again.

Does this actually kill people?

Or just gives their willies boils after a night of merry butt burglary, preventing them from having a golden gaytime for a few weeks?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Explicitly blaming specific people in your suicide note is really funny and I wish people did it more.

Fighting Nazis by Daylight
Dilating by Moonlight
Never Running from a Tweet Fight
He is the one Named Sailor Troon

In D&D an Aboleth is considered an abberation... oh.... that's why the tranny chose the name, it's him to a T.

Also, I would've deleted my account ages ago, but Kiwi frowns upon that notion, you all are stuck with me, and I'm pretty sure Null is laughing his ass off right about now.

Pic is from a brave and stunning dox of yet another groomed, underage Keffals orbiter.


"Just got told by my immigration lawyer that my social media background check turned up "a gross amount of red flags" including "acts of mass violence" and "sexual content" guess im going to canada"

 

[Wintersun]

Bitch ain't plus sized, she's multiplication sized, maybe even exponent sized.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Personally, I hope everyone involved in this article, and everyone who commented on it dies including catparty

 

[Meat Target]

the Clown World Corollary (CWC, for short): the more retardedly nonsensical a particular policy seems, the greater chance it has of being implemented.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

The absolute fucking misery you bastards put us through because you were angry someone was rating your post dumb or autistic or whatever without responding to it was hell on Earth. If stickers come back I will fucking quit on the spot.

 

[NoReturn]

I've decided to go back into the closet, and I'm going to commit several hate crimes on the way there.

 

[12345]

"I'm sorry but, what a time to be alive. USB stick to preheat anus"

 

[instythot]

I gotta say, I am loving all the Tomlinson that was recently added

 

[NoReturn]

Uhhh well my doctor prescribed me steroids because my penis was "medically ginormous" and "would scare off anyone other than a powerbottom faggot" so there that's why

 

[Blackhole]

What the fuck. They like evolved this fish into a proto Tiktaalik. This MF is going to start a new branch of land life

 

[SevenEightNine]

@HarblMcDavid in chat:

the world ends because they tried to engineer neovag viscera and it became sentient