random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mannibal]

Just don't order booze so Russ has enough money to pay you for sex.

He went Judas after a mere taste of crazy pussy.

Your highschool crush likes your photos? My fellow American, you need to holla at her.

I'm placing my bet on the goats as the victors of the ungulate thunderdome.

“Suck my left gunt”

You don't think Hitler did anything wrong but you can tell a good number of people disagree.

You just committed many macroaggressions.

Yeah, dude, that’s why your parents are ashamed, because you can’t get your dick wet. It’s definitely not the diaper.

Use your hatred to inflate their tires... I can make it possible.

No need to justify a "13 seconds ago" screenshot. This is a safe space.

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I'm sorry but, what a time to be alive. USB stick to preheat anus.

“My child came out of my wife naked, does that make them agender?”

 

[Blackstar]

@Stanley Tit

 

[tehpope]

I Realized I Was Trans While Making Cheese

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-realized-i-was-trans-while-making-cheese.122380/

 

[PhoBingas]

As someone who is Half Lao, I am angry and ashamed. There's like 12 of us. If one of us fucks the pig-man. That's 8.3% of my people that fuck pig-men.

From the Jceaser VS Aria Lee thread

 

[Blackhole]

Women are emotional and complain about their clothing, which really impedes becoming a deity.

In the same way a sovereign king can not commit a crime by definition, all crimes committed against an eceleb that are funny are permissible and just.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Bad idea. The internet has a yearly nigger quota and if it is exceeded, the word loses its edginess for the rest of the year. Much as we must all conserve water, we must also work together to conserve nigger.

 

[mr.moon1488]

#RipCumRag

CumRag cummed so much he probably had a heart attack or couldn't breathe because of his physique.
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[I am vomit]

Mask the lady dick for two weeks to flatten the curve.

I was going to say offer him gay sex but just offering him dinner like the rest of you is probably more reasonable.

Imagine being in a polyamorous relationship with 5 stuffed animals... at that point, I'd neck myself out of necessity lmao

Tfw you're someone's drug-addled schizophrenic MLP waifu and you get cucked by a generic ass wolf.

How about you all suck eachother’s dicks and close this thread?

Autism seems to always escalate. Chris was once just a massive autist writing silly songs, too. Then he sliced open his taint thinking a vagina was hiding inside. Then he raped his mother.

Watching Destiny constantly flash her fat, pale body and waggle her fat tongue at, wetly kiss and hump ALR on camera the moment the slightest impulse hit her was absolutely revolting. Like some sort of animated buttergolem with no intelligence in her eyes engaged in a crude simulacrum of human sexuality.

For the sake of old ladies everywhere, I hope it's his penis.

What next of Kin? Crystal Weston chandler died in Chris's shriveled HRT tranny ball sack

Some people become weird horse girls and like to gallop for fun... and some people become emotionally attached to their epi pen and dissolve their bones.

There's nothing justifiable about wanting to bang a paw patrol dog

 

[Foxxo]

But spending 500-1000$ on a mediocrely drawn dog fisting another dog?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Animals are known to be hostile to demon-possessed people, and demonic possession can (rarely) afflict nearly anyone. Man was given dominion over the beasts by God, but Satan was not. When a human is demonically possessed, they are acting as an agent of Satan, and thus lose that protection. This is one of many reasons why Satan uses poachers, pollution, etc. to destroy the natural world.

 

[Law]

"I like bi-planes, do you like pussy?" sounds like my kind of therapist.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

I Realized I Was Trans While Making Cheese

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-realized-i-was-trans-while-making-cheese.122380/

Specifically this

>If the possibility of Camembert, Parmesan, and ricotta exist within milk, then think of all the possible genders to choose from!

 

[Skitarii]

This pic looks gayer than a entire pride parade full of monkeypox spreaders in the biggest gay pile since episode of South Park

 

[SCSI]

BUT WHY IS THE FOOD GAY

@Osmosis Jones on Deep Thots:

Sometimes I think I'm a schizo that's losing it but I just read a few deep thoughts posts and I'm good again

Gas stations sell gas for the same reason Costco sells rotisserie chickens.

TIL abos huff rotisserie chickens

 

[Return of the Freaker]

My kids are internet people, but I'm there to help guide them along the way. We laugh at troons together.

Alcohol is literally one of the traditional parts of the University setting you fucking Muslim.

 

[Meat Target]

Help I cant stop cumming all over my desk!

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I aint letting my kid watch anime till he shoots his first pedophile

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Whatever kiwifarms says about me, it's true and I believe it.

-Chibinekodemyx

 

[Aunt Carol]

God, can you IMAGINE peeling that shit off of your inflamed, throbbing nipples after they've spent all day being irritated by the adhesive?

 

[I am vomit]

"listen these people dressed up as leather dogs and pissing in each other's mouths is one thing, but this guy is an annoying faggot".

those aren't just cum stains.

Sad, i'd still tap the muscle girl despite the tube tying.

They really brought the muscle girl back to be an reoccuring character just to sterilize her.

They don’t want Niggers to reproduce