random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Open Window Maniac]

I noticed a lot of autistic ratings being handed out for those discussing the merits of Captain Kathryn Janeway. I thought this was a SAFE SPACE! MY ANXIETY IS SPIKING AND I HAVE NOTHING TO CONSOOM!

 

[Stormer_1]

I'm getting a little MATI when I see new updates to this thread and it's just the same faggotty comics from maybe 10 pages ago.

 

[Table Country]

every time I read one of these posts I heard a squeeky annoying voice and a feint sea shanty playing in the background...

 

[Aunt Carol]

Weird Al is the only fuckable person in this thread.

 

[ScooterL]

"SMALLER THAN ME AND NONEXISTENT'

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe there is something to not cutting your genitals off.

Islam is right about kikes, women, faggots, niggers, and the West. Why should I hate them?

 

[Table Country]

we inside our ass.

Exhibit b: the spirit of Kino is currently working through Andy

 

[I am vomit]

Nigga looks like he's animated by pixar.

It's been almost ten years since the SS State of Alabama stranded us on Poverty Island. No help has come. We have 3 cans of Sprite, 4 Hot Pockets, and 2 sausage biscuits. No dinner. Our banana trees were stunted so we had to replant. 11 large cats and a wild dog live here and if they don't get wet food they will eat us in the night. My prayer for cabinets for our tin sheet hut has gone unanswered. Getting heat stroke because the palm fans aren't enough. Debating rowing vs wading out of here."

it occurs to me that she might be dead, in which case i can probably take her, even with the vomit problems

WS here. Have to disagree. I like very vanilla white couple porn, preferablty incl a milkyskinned redhead woman

I do not see the problem with hitting Canadians

Man never did I think I'd see the day that Kiwis are genuinely arguing with a man that fucks dolls.

Have you considered not having a small penis? Maybe going to therapy or something?

For a guy who claims he's ok with only ever being with an overpriced piece of plastic, you sure don't sound ok with it.

he just seems to be attention whoring a lot, like when randomly bringing up that he used the head of a sex-doll like a fleshlight.

You don't have to say "no homo" when kissing the homies goodnight. That's Homieology 101.

I bought the sex doll, because I was being regularly rejected by even Amy Schumer-tier women on dating apps and irl for my looks. So I spent my tax refund on it during a sale on the site.

 

[Local Fed]

Latvians proving, once again, that they are the worst posters on the site

Seeing AC/DC being accused of neofascism is fucking hilarious.

I know most Americans are solid people just trying to make a way in this faggy world, well its the same in most of Europe as well. Cannot speak for anywhere else as I don't know that many people to make that kind of statement. Other than France. Fuck em.

Plug in your webcam and get ready to grift!

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[Picklechu]

I had omitted the mermaid tits from the film before I uploaded it to YouTube as a whole film long ago, as best I remember.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

All these fucking crazy workarounds for abortion when they could just get a fucking IED implanted. Just fucking be normal you dumb cunts.

 

[Pissmaster]

Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got all the child porn he always wanted.

Charlie Bucket: What happened?

Willy Wonka: He lived in prison ever after.

 

[Stormer_1]

I genuinely have autism, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything this retarded.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I thank God every day that I wake up and I'm not Canadian.

If you're going to run from the cops you should probably strip naked before doing so and also hold your arms straight up and palms open, no way you could see that person as having a weapon. That way if you do get shot you'll be given a win-win scenario. You'll either win a civil lawsuit, or if you lose the suit you get to say "My dick is so powerful the police fear it" and have court documents to back it up.

For fucks sake nigger brevity is the soul of wit

Reality continues to be transphobic and fascist.

People just don't know how to train pitbulls. I have raised 7 pitbulls over the years and they have been the most well behaved dogs. The trick is when they start growing up you have to establish dominance. I wrestle with them constantly as they grow, and the very moment they start to get rough, I pin them to the ground. The next part some people claim is "abuse" but those are the people that raise pitbulls that eat the neighborhood children, but anyways I pin them to the ground, head first so their rear end is in the air, this is a submissive position. I then insert the tip of my penis into the dog's asshole. Just the tip, this isn't a sexual thing, it's a dominance thing. I still cum but that isn't the point. Once that's done there is an immediate change in the pitbull's behavior. A pitbull isn't the problem, the problem is a pitbull that thinks it's an alpha. But since bottom bitches can't be alphas this completely circumvents that problem.

I've repeated the procedure a few times on especially strong willed pitbulls, but I've never had to more than three times on a single dog.

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry folks, this is not, I repeat, NOT the Day of The Rake. Better luck next time.

 

[CatParty]

my last hookup started with me texting her a picture of my tits and then she was riding my fingers like a cowgirl

(Also include a picture of sapphixy)

 

[Lewisite]

She has a removable vagina so when I'm done I just take it out and thoroughly wash it in my bathroom sink.

 

[Table Country]

We see that you liked: Being in a lithium fire.
Based on your preferences you might also like: Putting a 10000psi hydrogen tank in your car.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

the molestation he experienced at the hands of his mother in his Osaka home and the corresponding complex trauma he developed have given him the S&M enthusiast and Milf Lover traits.