random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Skitarii]

Jean Luc Retard

I don't care how bad Vic 3 will be as long as I can convert Albanians into fuel

 

[Blackhole]

more specifically....gay sex with their dad

Mr. Gorbachev, lock this thread.

Appearance 0 is a social construct. Beauty at every dot level, shitlord.

I'm gay and my dick is small.

“AND THEN WE SUCKED EACH OTHERS COCKS! HAHAHAHA! PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION HAHAHHA PAY ATTENTION TO ME I’M BEGGING YOU! LOL LMAO I’M FAT AND MY PENIS IS TINY! ZING! WAHOO!”

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Liquor doesn't continue to ferment after its been distilled. That's piss.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Reported for homophobic hate speech.

Getting 100 cocks in my ass in a weekend is a civil right. The Supreme Court said so.

Post

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Jesus, I watched that video and queefed out some sand.

 

[Table Country]

I am reminded of the time that I banned SIG after he threatened to murder a bunch of people over Christmas

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

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[Kheapathic]

They're not sending their best!
Cope. Seethe. Quinceanerate.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Tfw the height of your life is being able to go into a public bathroom.

 

[What the shit]

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE FREE UNTIL THE LAST TROON IS STRANGLED WITH THE ENTRAILS OF THE LAST NIGGER.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

But Fagbook is owned by a fucking autistic robot lizardman who steals people's data, so fuck that

 

[Haffhart]

i like him since he broke some stereotypes i had against all africans, in the sense that the individual african only wants to drink banana moonshine, its very humbling

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I am commander shepard and this is my favourite board on kiwi farms

 

[Table Country]

Pat is currently in a heated battle with his own micropenis

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Fuck you. I'd still beat an Alakazam in a fight.

 

[GhostButt]

If I measured plot speed by the number of balls smashed, every story I've consumed would be categorized as moving at a snail's pace at best.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Well boys time to get some popeyes and road rage

 

[Meat Target]

"I have never ground more than one child into pepperoni at the same time."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He eats the gods you stupid bitch. He's worse than Satan because at least Satan loses in the end.

But why did the dog pull the dildo out of his ass??

 

[Autistic Joe]

We aren't some 133t 4chan tr011 h4x0rs k1ub. We're just tards watching other tards on the internet.