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[Mariposa Electrique]

There's a Reddit thread up if anyone's interested in reading people's thoughts on the matter.

The woman that was assaulted also made a Facebook post ( archive unavailable ) that asserts that CBC downplayed the events.
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Based Rape Victim Recounting Rape Threats:

I'm Going To Rape You With My Balls

 

[Big Nasty]

Get your pubes off of Facebook, you nasty bitch. Great googly moogly.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Oh right women exist— my gay mind keeps forgetting these things.

 

[Law]

And thus the native hue of Hedonism
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale glow of Streams,
And enterprises of great lulz and sperging,

 

[SCSI]

@Socrates searches for the answer to life's big questions in chat:

@Mossad Facade , how did they get the cat to dress like that??

I injected 10 grams of fentanyl in my ballsack and then the police told me I was being combative with my aggressive erection

Gayest sentence in the history of the site. So gay, infact, that everyone in the vicinity of KF's servers caught monkeypox and died

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

how to defeat the kiwifarms in two easy steps

Step 1. don't act like a fucking retard
Step 2. that's it

Learn OpSec bro.

JUST STOP FUCKING PEOPLE WITH WEIRD WARTS EVERYWHERE

like im imagining some fatso 400 pounder in his basement with a slice of kiwi duct taped to his shirt on the internet arguing 24/7.

I literally LOL every time I visit.

Gradually, I began to hate them...

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

Indeed. If you're so pathetic the cops can't be bothered to beat the shit out of you, why live? I'd be downright embarrassed if an encounter with the police doesn't result in me getting pepper sprayed, beat down, or put in van unsecured until my neck gets broken from the reckless driving. Step it up, fatty.

The prospect of anyone being SWAT'd and killed is terrifying, and reprehensible. In a totally unrelated aside, to live in a world wherein the penalty for criticism of Norm Macdonald is death by armed police, well, that's something for the folks up on Capitol Hill to give thinkin' to. Just my two cents.

And this, children, is why you don't besmirch the name of God.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

OP's mom would give me sloppy toppy

 

[CatParty]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

HE'S MAKING THE SOY FACE IN HIS TWITTER PICTURE!!!!!!! Omg

 

[Member]

So I came here, and realized there were other sane people left.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

If Klaus expects me to not piss, then I will piss even more. I will piss on him and all his lackeys.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

HEY WESLEY BOY. GENE RODDENBERRY JUST FISTED MY ANUS UP TO THE ELBOW WHILE PATRICK STEWART TOOK A SHIT ON MY CHEST. WHOS THE BIGGEST TREK FAN NOW? HOWJA LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I’m not always a supporter of powerlevels, but in this instance, here on scenic Kiwi Farms, I’m glad you clarified where your extensive diaper knowledge came from.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

More old people, more room in the dating pool.

 

[Skitarii]

Your Mom is an open source and I closed that shit up real quick.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The real Glowies were the people we called niggers along the way.

Is it too late for Null to buy Epstein Island?

 

[No0neKnows]

@No0neKnows is a retard

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I've also watched mpreg fetish videos. Doesn't mean men can get pregnant, irl. Therefore, this doesn't prove shit, and you should kill yourself painfully

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

"alright your kid is dead, put him in a funeral's home at this point"?

a funeral's home

 

[Meiwaku]

op even respected his pronouns. what has my beautiful nigger-acidbath-website come to...

As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia.

Wow okay so I get flooded with "dumb" & "autistic" ratings for expressing how I was able to extract a lesson from this hyde vs. ian bullshit & turn it into a positive in my life!?

Anyway, can't believe y'all did the KF equivalent of a downvote like some plebbit fgts & left it at that. TO THE POINT I GOT A HIGHLIGHT, I MUST BE LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR HEADS.

My position is logically sound. You all just hide behind your little emotes or w/e. More proof the Farms are being infiltrated by reddit beta bois.. gross

I unironically used to know a gay guy who gargled cum. I didn't even know he did until we were going at it once and he sucked me off and then he fucking gargled it. We never fucked or talked again.

Wellbutrin is the most powerful aphrodisiac I’ve ever experienced, but I could grind up an entire bottle of instant release tablets, add water, and squirt the resultant broth up my behind, squeezing powerfully to hold it all in until it dissolved and was absorbed, and I would still recoil in horror from the exposed starfish.

10 year old gets raped and has to have an abortion.
How can I make this about the Jews?

I married her because keep your friends close, and your enemies closer is a maxim I live by. I wish I could marry every woman.

Hentai should be illegal. Not for moral reasons but because anyone who looks at it is a sperg

I wanna fucking skin OP and wax my balls with it...

Okay I'll start, so for me it's jews, troons, faggots and vegans. I'm not a racist so I will let niggers live, but they have to go back to Africa

In my country there is problem.
And that problem is the law.
It make death threats illegal.
Even if facetiously.
Throw the law down the well (in minecraft)
So my country can be free!
You must vote for new MPs
Then we have a big party.