random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/402143/
"If you want "Nice Sam." then do NOT talk about my previous issues. if you want "Troll sam." then proceed with caution and don't whine to the admins when you've been trolled. this is my warning to ALL of you who come across my profile."

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

So what you're saying is we could clone Harambe and unfuck the timeline? Quick! To the Kiwimobile there isn't a moment to lose. We need to get that monkey sperm!

YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M A SAD PATHETIC LOSER, BUT JOKE'S ON YOU: MY PARENTS DIDN'T BUY MY PREFERRED FREE RANGE ORGANIC EGGS AND I'M WEARING A DIAPER!!

 

[Sealbaby]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You ninja'd me, how'd you do that?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

That image is too legendary not to be header material @Nool make it happen

 

[KiwiFuzz]

While this is mostly true (exceptions: troons, Ethan Ralph), enough men would still fuck a thumb without a condom, consequences be damned, and produce a little pinky.

Unless there's some amazing shit like Big Bird beating up a kid and yelling THIS ASS KICKING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER N then there is no fucking way it's worth 25 million bucks

"This would be tragic if it wasn't so damned hilarious."

I injected 10 grams of fentanyl in my ballsack and then the police told me I was being combative with my aggressive erection

so if it’s spiced in your mouth, it’s spicey there.. hence naughty curry shits.

like a lower down version of that doomy disconcerting feeling when you accidentally swallow an ice cube

I'm gonna pee on every single one of you.

Sounds like classic Munchausen by proxy, where a caregiver harms the one under their care to get attention, and sometimes profit. It often continues until death. A guy named Sneed popularized the concept.

There was already a hashtag and everything.

 

[Big Nasty]

He craves hardcore monkey sadism. He's also fat with bitch tits.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I made this reply, refresh the page, only to see someone beat me to it. Words cannot describe how dissapointed I am, they even made the killing it pun. Fuck.

Honestly? My condolences to this nigga. He loved his Choco Tacos and now a part of his life is gone.

Always amusing that the extent of political analysis from anarcho-libertarians boils down to "this side bad, but also this side bad". We get it, you like girl cock and freespeach.

"Fuckin' traitor-Gator and that pedophile Jersh Moon, ah just wanna see my son Xerxes but his whore of a mom is keeping him from me, I'm fixin to holler something fierce!"

You ninja'd me, how'd you do that?

 

[Table Country]

i'm gonna need some more information about that mario 64 pregnancy mode.

 

[Blackhole]

women buying stupid shit because it looks cute is 60% of the economy

 

[My Name is Mud]

Your mistake here wasn’t typing out a 1000 word rapefic. Your mistake was hitting that REPLY button and posting it.

 

[Stormer_1]

I'm sorry I can't hear what you're saying with how much you're sucking him off

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Granny panties and flaccid dick, name a more unappealing combo

After seeing his "break" consisting of watching three animes at once I kinda lost some will to live.

Yay I love the Antichrist!!!

 

[Member]

But i would never buy a black child at auction
I want a mexican

 

[TayandYou]

Bestiality is more acceptable than having sex with mom. As a dog myself, I wish that wasn't the case.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I feel like this sums up half of the fights on this site.

Do you know where you are?

 

[Meiwaku]

I think he mainly wants to be a woman because he thinks it’s identical to being a little boy, but without parents telling you to bathe or go to school.

Clitoris, vagina, vulva, and labia sold separately

I think a lot of people are willing to sell their dignity for diaper silver

The sheer concept so many people are smashing f5 to hear about this that it crashes government websites, brings a child like warmth to my heart.

"in minecraft" is just the modern equivalent of throwing salt over one's shoulder to ward off evil spirits.

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

I’m not easy to rile up, but this repulsive raping retard is getting on my nerves.

 

[Meiwaku]

whether or not women have 3 holes...
all i had to read to get interested in this thread.

Do you think a guy that works at floor and decor in Atlanta has six figures to throw at Catbois or was this just the first Brian Bilay google gave you?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I had a dream the other night that Chris went to a female prison found a boyfriend free woman and got her pregnant while incarcerated, laughs and fun had by all.