random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Anyone who calls themselves "femboy" is not to be trusted.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He's just goin to town on that cock of pepperoni

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Remember when Alec Guinness told off a kid that saw Star Wars 100 times? I once thought he was being mean to the kid but after witnessing the funko pop reddit generation of consumerism now I think of him as a hero.

 

[My Name is Mud]

If his moobs were that big he wouldn't be able to resist showing cleavage.

I never thought I'd ever write the above sentence but kiwifarms truly is a wonderous place.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My apologies for being such a sperg; I could go on about pediatric brain tumors for days.

 

[Meiwaku]

it is unfortunate to see her abused by some cluster b wolf tranny

That doesn't improve his position or make him any less retarded.

glow in the dark niggerwolves

what in the everloving schizophrenic fuck are you on about?

(not a cock biologist here dunno what the proper term is)

I wonder what happens when one of these cock-chopped idiots ends up in a room with a bunch of online troons and finds he was the only one stupid enough to actually cut his dick off.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

how do you tax sheep? they dont have jobs

It was me. I ate the 1 billion crabs. I offer no apology.

 

[Aunt Carol]

‘no visible pus = always a plus’

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It really says something that the most successful hack job on a 12000 post thread  still looks like some insane Swamp Priest summoned Yog Sothoth and fed it cattle while it grew in his barn.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

An absolutely mythic level of niggerdry is afoot

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If anything, he needs to neglect animals a bit more, and leave them the hell alone.

death by horsecock

who is now a murrsuiter gay porn star

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Kiwifarms is back and the forum owner made a thread for people to say anything on their mind and the first post was just the n word

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you need a flowchart to explain something that isn't about business or the Krebs Cycle, you are very bad at explaining shit.

The way the troon menace views sexuality is Lovecraftian: Disturbing, slimy, and beyond our comprehension.

Some say the end is near.

I worry about them but also I want them for serfs.

The movement was very effective in turning me racist. I kinda wish it hadn't, because being racist is surprisingly not very fun.

I just can't take anything you say seriously. He is not Beetlejuice. If you say his name into a mirror three times, he's not gonna magically appear and shoot you like Biggie Smalls. He's just an orange spectacle. But your kind are also just a spectacle, at this point.

"look, man, just because Hitler killed some Jews doesn't mean we have to give up on this whole Nazi thing."

Seethe more, eunuchs, seethe more.

GET SWATTED BY YOUR IPHONE, NIGGER. GET A FUCKING ANDROID AND DE-GOOGLE-FY IT.

This is what we farm for.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A normal sexual encounter might keep her ghostfucker bravado from writing checks that Schrodinger's Pussy isn't ready to cash.

Women are the control rods to male libido. Remove them and men go nuclear.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Oh oh oh oh oh we got a good one!

"It looked like he designed my vagina with a shotgun"

Courtesy of @batteredpancakes
From:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-13040008

Impossible to quote

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sonic fucks human women. Deal with it

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Wait, like Bessemer Steel? Finally the industrial revolution comes to trooning out: they're installing a literal assembly line.

 

[Blackhole]

jews did everything everyone but me is a jew all are cells are jews atoms are jews its jews all the way down and up

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I hate Pitbulls too, at least if he's going to rape animals it can be the ones who eat children and grandmas.

My apologies for being such a sperg; I could go on about pediatric brain tumors for days.

Oh boo hoo. What a fucking loser. Also, cumbrain. Also, faggot.

AH Makes content with jokes about fingering babys anus's, all complaints about hearing or seeing something that upsets you in the "writers room" are moot.

The way things are going, eventually our machina will detect when we say or type "nigger" and report us to the gestapo.

 

[Haffhart]

His hands are so white they fucking glow

Just become and alcoholic jeez, there's more dignity and tradition in it and it would have been cheaper.

I'm from Brazil. I get raped and stabbed 3 times a week and everyone is obsessed with femboys.

I'm starting to come to terms with the fact I'm barely human.