random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

(source (Mangadex))

The best loli manga, nothing competes. It's the Evangelion of cunny

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

What the fuck.

Findom Dory

Findom Dory

You should've mentioned the findom chicken.

The first time I saw Astroroid on the roster I asked him what his name meant because I was curious to see what he would say about it...."space rocks or sum shit" came the reply.

she has said that she is not allowed to have pets because she got sexually aroused as a child when she fed her hamsters to her dog.

Someone mentioned they're glad to see Jersh's face instead of CP so there was one upside to the spamming

come for laughing at the fat junkie, stay for the skateboard autism!

One of you autists run the numbers and give us an exact figure on how small his dick is.

Antarcticachads win again!

What is one more massgrave?

The alpacowitz survivors will go found Alpacrael. Never again.

Trans Girl the Rapist!?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

"It's called commotio cordis and it's OK, that means it's working" - Fauci

 

[.T.N.U.C]

homeopathically Aboriginal urbanites

 

[Meiwaku]

Multiple comments about how dumb and weak-minded women are in a thread where men chop their dicks off and leak shit out the hole before hanging themselves. Sure pal

I’m only fat because I eat a cookie every time you derail this fucking thread.

Did you really move Japan to not see niggers?

Everyone who claims they love niggers lives in the white part of town.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“Pieces of increment”

 

[Gentlebastard]

His biggest problem is that he's not calling the shots and that he doesn't have a group of cultist worshiping him. I don't blame him tbh, isn't that what we should all strive for?

Furries are not SWATting other furries, it's just internal policing of the community for the community's safety, fascists.

Your mother gave you a perfectly good troon name and you're going to throw it out?!? There are trannies being deadnamed in Africa who would die to be called Zion.

Aligned with popular furries? That may be the nastiest thing anyone's said about the Farms to date.

 

[Blasterisk]

What's terrible is that pieces of increment, like the fool that killed Reagan was still able to have a terrible prison record, yet was still released.

I think the full sentence is even sillier.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This does just seem like a case of bad luck and being fat.

 

[.T.N.U.C]

if placing fake orders to restaurant is criminal then number one agreeing to a street fight is illegal conspiring to do one is probably illegal and intentionally conspiring with someone to do illegal mutual combat for the sole purpose of wasting their time and money and putting wear and tear on their vehicle which could lead to them having to buy a new one if that is not illegal it is at least frowned upon

 

[Sprate Header]

Why is the child fucking a soyjack?

 

[demicolon]

All soyboys look the same. Yes I'm racist. Racist against soy

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Except it's not definitive child molestation.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PEOPLE WHO KNEW THE THINGS

 

[Local Fed]

Heard about a thing called Linux. People said it's for spergs and trannies. I don't care. My incandescent rage was replaced by a rekindled love for computers.

Jesus, everyone shits on Nixon, but he seemed like a funny guy to hang around.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking for ways to legalize rape.

Andy having a mental breakdown because PPP would not stop talking in an Indian accent was pretty great.

I'm reminded of how Amberlynn Reid dialed up the ebonics and started eating a ton of watermelon when she started dating a black girl lmao

 

[BirdUp]

Ultimately, we broke up because Eeveea kept responding to my grief-sobs over my cat's death by masturbating over the mic and asking if that helps

 

[Gentlebastard]

we have proof that Rowling is just one step from the Kiwi Farms

I guess that answers the question of how somebody keeps that much junk clean. They don't.

That's okay, it's not the word "the" in "the French" that is supposed to be dehumanizing.

Man the fuck up KingDudeBroFella.

I knew a vegan that did animal testing for work and shoa'd lab rats everyday and they had a great time!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I forget why I put this thread on my watchlist but I regret it. One day humans will stop getting away with mocking god and nature.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

I love it when I read about another panda dying in captivity.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Imagine your dick being described in court as a deadly weapon.