random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Elim Garak]

I mean I ain't gay but 12kgs of cheese is 12kgs of cheese man.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am still thinking about the mayo.

thos Beans energy

 

[nobody here]

Sir, this is a gossip forum full of tranny nudes.

 

[Spud]

considering im straight and have no interest in girls, im not sure how me looking up her age would be weird?

 

[The Legend 27]

@Boolio96 is a nigger. Not only is he a nigger, he is the blackest nigger I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. @Boolio96 is a dirty black nigger monkey ape. A repulsive fucking gorilla of the African rain forest. Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 niggers on five continents. [ Rest of the post is a tad long. ]

 

[Anne Hyroe]

"I love gay people and I also love Hitler."

Literal Fransson quote

 

[LurkTrawl]

When trannies talk about rape and sexual assault they draw from years of experience... as the perpetrators.

A decade of deepfake technological development and this absolute degenerate goes straight to dog fucking.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I fear for my life lol

 

[Gentlebastard]

Because, as we all know, it's literally physically impossible for men not to sleep with prostitutes and so they were all helpless to resist the inevitable lethal case of crotch-rot they'd receive as a result of their chronic coomerism.

"We just want to pee!!!..... Oh, and call women cunts, punch them, and smash their belongings!!!"

If doctors told Jack to quit meth and start a healthy lifestyle he would just smoke from a crackpipe wrapped in a bell pepper.

We’re not supposed to be talking about the secret drones outside of the secret drone thread, goddammit!

Why would even need a troon Holocaust? They do an excellent job at offing themselves. And not reproducing.

The #bekind squad also ran around the campus, harassing women through the windows.

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We did it reddit!

Normal people: *Minor chest pain* "Aight time to cut out basically all the unhealthy shit from my diet"
Jack: *nearly dies* "Eh ten more burgers will work"

In esence this means there are actually 2 reddits. The mainstream one where you find all the fine garbage, cringe, woke and TDS ridden shit and the more underground one where people behave in a more "regular" retarded fashion as it is common of most internet communities.

Imagine him in his ICU bed after another emergency, his body completely shutting down, barely holding to the last thread of life. Tammy, with tears in her eyes, tilting a frying pan and pouring the grease straight into his gullet... beeping sound becoming more regular and his body stabilizing somehow... spirit of Wendigo lives another day to feast...

No one will expect murder by Tex-mex tour.

The Pacific garbage patch is mostly fishing nets, but the next runner up is consoomer funerals.

But Amerikkka is literally Nazi germany!!!!! I can’t groom children and do you know what other country wouldn’t let trannies groom children? Nazi Germany. Checkmate chud…

Insurance companies have good legal departments but I don't think they'd be able to successfully argue that refusing to stop drinking hot lard & cheese three times a day is 'suicide.'

The next step is kidnapping their daughter and fleeing to Cuba.

My IRL shitpost senses are tingling.

I'm not taking advice from someone who calls themselves "moby dickgirl".

With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment.

The lesbain is saying "PENIS IS NOT FOR ME" subtly.

Fucking hell, he's getting too damn close to the light and not walking into it. The longer he stays alive, the more proof that we have that God isn't real.

Jack is going to die like he lived: without dignity.

They'll have to find a restaurant with a big parking lot, so they can take the whole funeral procession through the drive-thru.

It's what he would have wanted.

*deep bong hit* aren't all men simply females with birth defects caused by the Y chromosome?

It's not a good look for a group that already have a reputation for being perverts.

The next time you sit down and crack open a cold one, remember that there is nothing more patriotic or worthy of fighting for then a troon's right to invade women's only spaces, groom vulnerable children, and manipulate people into having sex with them. Because that is what patriotism stands for.

 

[Pedophobe]

Archive everything, kiwibros.

If Crystal Meth and Molly is fun why not try some estrogen?

 

[Meiwaku]

Bimbofication porn and its consequences have been a catastrophe for mankind.

People are trying to pretend men aren’t creepy about lesbians… in a thread about… Philosophytube?

I feel like it's easier for English troons to pass because instead of having to look like a real woman they just have to look like an Englishwoman.

My website, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of spergery,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my oldfags died,
Land of the posters' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

There's probably some degenerate out there who would buy the Balldo and insist Nick doesn't clean his ball sweat off it first.

 

[Table Country]

Predators put themselves into positions of trust, not show up at your house with a cheeseburger and a love quest sign.

 

[The Legend 27]

"Yeah I’d suck a fart clean out your butt hold it in like a bong rip then shot gun it off to my homie"

 

[Brutality]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's really nice to see that Jonah Hill is still fat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Help! I'm being gayop'd! Save me, paypiggies!

That sounds like a 1980's action TV show. "Raised by coyotes, weaned on the teat of the white woman, this is one dog who doesn't take HEEL for an answer. Coming this fall to CBS: WHITE DOG *highway ot heaven theme song but with electric guitars*"

If anyone wants to see the drone footage, Google searching for "shemale lesbian teen piss orgy" turns up all the videos.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I trust doctors more than anyone, and being a science experiment sounds like the coolest thing ever, so agree to disagree? Because I refuse to be a woman and would sooner beat every feminist to death with my bare hands than call myself a woman. Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

 

[Wodanaz]

Like if we were genetically hardwired to want to fuck wooly mammoths.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just miss the horny pirates.