random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Invincible Wheel]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trans-muslimahs.153505/

"Replaced by wholesome halal fat girl"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s horrible, but it’s a slapstick, crazy kind of horrible. Like something two doctors might have thought up at Dachau after a night of schnapps and amphetamines.

In 7th-8th grade we had this principal who would be like "if you guys fundraise X amount of money for (thing), I'll dress as a lady for a whole day!!" And he did it more than once as a "reward." Looking back I think he was probably a perv

I should not laugh at “Even the walls misgender me” yet here we are

Is DoorDash support in the room with us right now?

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

Wait, wait wait…

You can get PAID to misgender troons?!

Goddamn! And all this time I’ve been doing it gratis like a sucker!

Kevin is sexually aroused by the scene in the children's film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet Beauregarde gets turned into a blueberry as punishment for her arrogance.

"i spend the whole period which i normally would spend playing minecraft and talking to friends crying in the fuckinh bathroom crying"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Jokes on them, I eat out of can.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Old religions have the advantage of their dirty laundry being buried under a pile of "no one bothered to write this down" (except when they're explicitly proud of it, like Muhammad for humanely waiting till his wife was all of nine years old instead of deflowering her the instant she came out of the womb).

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Mormons have an insatiable lust for Latina poon.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

GO FUCK YOURSELF TROLL IF YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INPORTANT TO SAY KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 

[Probably An Autist]

I love brutally transphobic toddlers.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Was never really a fan of the guy but pissing on his grave? Really?

Oh god oh fuck the alpacas got into the gun storage and are reclaiming the land

a known YouTuber who fell down the BreadTuber-to-Troon pipeline a few years ago

You know you're a failure when even other troons laugh at you behind your back

I can't wait for the disfigured, asymmetric soy faces to make their appearence.

Innsmouth look coming in nicely

I can't think of a more fitting punishment for a pack of deranged animal-murdering trannies than a pack of deranged maritime-truther sovereigns.

'Friends' and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Ross was r/niceguys before Reddit and that subreddit ever existed.

Some of them at least SHOULD be drowned in their own shit.

The property's condition after years long occupation by hillbilly animal hording stoner alcoholic amholed troons is what I've been looking forward to. It's real estate snuff. Give us MOAR, show me the dead appliance pile in the yard, I know you have one.

It may surprise you to know that kiwis will thrive in just about any climate

Nigga how the fuck are alpacas more clean and considerate than trannies?? lmafuckingo holy shit

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

A person's interest is piqued by curious or entertaining knowledge. A person's troon-ignorant mind is peaked by horrifying and hilarious forbidden knowledge.

I'll throw in 100oz of silver, but I think the only thing that will cleanse a tranny hive is fire.

nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the copy of Adam Sandler’s “Click” just sitting in the corner and I don’t know why.

They can’t one up him if they are toiling for 14 hours a day, fed only gruel and hay the alpacas rejected, and sleeping in old trailers.

“Age regression” with a person who pretends that they’re a robot baby sometimes. Yes, I’m sure that’s entirely therapeutic in nature.

Is it real? Is it pasta? In this world, I'm not even sure.

(Of course I assume it's real, she's a lunatic)

>Promote Anarchocommunism
>No, not like that!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Niggatory.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I WANT TO FEDPOST SO FUCKING BAD

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Good resource to improve your racism

 

[Brain Power]

So we did get a TOTAL RETARD WAR after all. It just started elsewhere. I love how Harry Potter is causing the collapse of all areas of society.

 

[Spud]

I'm not going to fight alongside a bunch of pedos. But strangely, I would still rather see them win.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I hate vtubers. Most of them are men with voice filters anyways. Fuck trannies and fuck vtubers.

I hate current year so much

 

[tranny2000]

See Libertarians, this is your future. Your son is Elliot Rodger and your daughter is a vtuber.

 

[Table Country]

You seem to be a person that would unironically diddle kids if they were Russian, just to spite Z-bros.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

She acting all pious and modest, but them titties tell a different story. Titties dont lie.

 

[Table Country]

Speaking of which, did you know that NOBODY knows the McDonald's menu better than Trump? Now THAT'S somebody you can get behind with.

Derranged lunatic. Reddit is metal illness.

Most physical assaults on women are caused by men and backed by both men and women. So I guess you could say for every sexist Joker is a strong harley quinn.

The elusive austrian strikes again

 

[NoReturn]

"Ma'am my name is Peter and I will be helping you never to grow up on this fine day," said Pradesh Panand in his traditional Anglo-Bombay accent.

"So, let me get this straight," Wendy replied, looking directly at the camera. "Fairy tales are real, you can fly, and oh, you're going to take me to freaking Neverland?"

"Yes ma'am that is correct," Panand responded, "but in order to best serve you I will have to escalate this issue to my supervisor, Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell, are you on the line with us ma'am?"

"You can just tell this girl ain't season her food," Tinkerbell noted with a very fairy-like flick of her weave.

Wendy's mascot sidekick - Weezo, the Littlest Neptunian - could do little but say "well, that just happened".

 

[Table Country]

Petrol is free dummy, you just siphon it out of whitefellas cars.

“How KiwiFarms Turned a Trans Streamer into a Coke Addict”

Heard this thread was content deprived, so I went to the content store and picked this up

What I'm getting from this is that modern society is anti-square. When will the shapephobia end!?

For most of the adults that are in love with Bluey having a father figure that is loving, smart, and cares about his kids (with the wife not being a harpy nag) IS the fantasy element.