random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gutter Twin]

The cognitive dissonance of these broads could be the next great energy source if we could only figure out how to tap it.

 

[Blackhole]

Proof you can go through an ivy league law school but when tranny brainrot hits you won't know a fucking thing.

These people won't stop until everything is disgusting, ugly, and worthless. Nobody can ever have anything nice.

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to justify wife beating.

I turned myself into a wifebeater Morty, I'm wifebeater Rick!

"I got a diaper nigga"

Autism's arrival is fuckin' imminent.

I ate poop diamonds *whips it and nae naes*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>be future
>suicidal tranny pilot is going to cause 9/11 2
>don't worry we have security guards!
>security is all biologically female
>don't worry he doesn't have a gun
>tranny pilot claimed metal detector was transphobic and wasn't checked because of tranny special treatment
>9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo is a success

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So this is how furries reproduce

I’m sickened, but intrigued.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe we deserve prison. Or worse. British citizenship.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Saw on someone's profile

 

[PBR Streetgang]

It's like they have the Midas Touch but it's Fournier's gangrene instead of gold.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

lol horses are so fucking retarded, I can't believe people spend thousands of dollars on them when they freak out and die at the slightest thing

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"How could they live like that!" He'd likely think while placing yet another ketchup bottle down among the garbage

 

[Croaking Spider]

The question here is would you yank grandpa's crank to give him laser vision or something.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

now I am sure people have been fingered at Disneyland, but that is a risky proposition

 

[Gentlebastard]

I agree with what Null said about letting these people starve to death in the streets

https://str8upgayporn.com/gay-porn-...and-pump-while-gangbanging-a-bottom-bareback/

This ain't the egg recipes thread, though I'm happy to keep it as such if it means not getting MatI

Just felt like adding my two cents sperging over how to cook eggs.

But sure let's get it back on track.

Heads will roll if they carry on that shit with the Religion of Peace.

I almost wanted to believe they would have reasonable limits to what they find offensive, but time and time again they keep proving that anything under the sun will become one of their causes.

"If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss." - some guy

Everyone here is autistic. We're gossip website and our leader is a drooling dog. This is a silly place for silly people. So start acting silly God damnit.

 

[Spud]

I can laugh my ass off at women losing all their sports and records to men because it's ultimately voluntary, trivial, and they're largely doing it to themselves, but this is just a nightmare.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Islamic Slaves in Israeli Service

 

[Titty Figurine]

I enjoy violence against women as much as the next guy but this is getting to a level where it's disturbing even to me and it shouldn't be this way.

After all this time, I wonder if he regrets sending the video of him masturbating with his own shit to the District Attorney

I like how feminism went full circle and decided to make women's lives worse.

Vancouverites are the Californians of Canada

The amount of ear piercings you have is directly indicative of how much of a faggot you are and how shit your company’s security policy is.

I have to admit I'm starting to like his "post terrible furry porn" problem solving method to all potential situations.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[Hitman One]

There was no industrial-scale slaughter of untermenschen like yourself (unfortunately).

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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improvise, adapt, overcome.

you can report them

Even if he gets doxed there’s nothing Greer can do to him that wouldn’t make Greer look like a bigger retard than he already is.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Afro-Centric Marxist-Leninism has been defeated by the two for one deal.

 

[internet friend]

He states he cried like three times to the new Puss in Boots movie.