random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

You see, this woman had to lie to her husband, because if she told him the truth, that she did want to go to Cracker Barrel, he would have stopped the car, shoved her out the door, raped her, then backed the car over her a few times to kill her.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

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"It'll be gone in a few days. The internet has no attention span."

 

[Arcade Gannon]

They're all a bit like the characters in a sordid true crime story, though the crime hasn't actually been committed yet.

 

[DumbDude43]

You’ve always been my girlfriend mister snuggy wuggle huggle bear.

 

[Meat Target]

Am I shitting myself in fear?

Yes.

You too have also shit yourself.

It is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Retired Cybersecurity Expert” is "Former SEAL" for unfuckable nerds.

 

[quackrock]

Just dropped into to say I love Contrapoints! I'd never thought of the possibility that a penis could be feminine until I watched her videos.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/female...mentary-school-killing-6.159226/post-15745846

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You are the gayest gay that ever gayed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You should come hang out in the srs thread sometime. It's fun. Promise

 

[Poonocchio]

It is absolutely vile to imagine this woman yanking on her skin tag until she reaches orgasm, then milking the foul slime out like wringing out a sock.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just as a runny nose doesn't seem to quit a good lay can yield seemingly endless nuts.

Shut the fuck up, nigger. Go suck King Chuck's cock.

 

[Table Country]

Dilating is literally damage control.

ATTENTION KIWIS: FOX NEWS DEADNAMING IN PROGRESS

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Imagine being a sperm and having your one dream in life ruined because the man from whose testicles you came shot his load up another dude's ass.

 

[Big Nasty]

Remember when Sarge was posting microwave frozen burritos with 2 lbs of cheese on top or videos saying "the day I quit drinking, is the day you quit sucking dick. And that's never!"?

 

[Sprate Header]

She's a woman and stickers are the only way for her to bedazzle her gat.

 

[Law]

Much like how the whore demon went from Miley Cirus to Kattie Perry

When your parents don't let you listen to worldly music but they do let you post on Kiwi Farms

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of trannies until we figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[Aunt Carol]

From the label showing on one of the buckets, they appear to be Fortex Fortiflex N400-8 Utility Pails (a). Search results show them selling at around $10-20 USD each depending on where you buy them from.

 

[Sprate Header]

Oh my hitler she is GORGEOUS... I might have to watch this tranime now!!!

 

[quaawaa]

"If we can't groom them, we'll tomb them".