random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sundae]

 

[quackrock]

Would you rather your kid be a tranny or a pedo?​

Tranny pedo. Hear me out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I paid for 1,000 Blind People to receive surgery to restore their eyesight and the first thing they saw was my Trooned out buddy!"

"I was blind and couldn't see anything, now I can see, and all I see is how far we have strayed from God's light."

 

[Anne Hyroe]

WOW
GOOD JOB DELETING 25 HOURS OF CONTENT
TO AVOID
GETTING SHREDDED IN THIS THREAD
@Null you fucking pineapple, IT'S PIZZA DAY
PIZZA DAY
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I FASTED FROM SUNRISE IN FLORIDA TO SUNRISE IN TURKEY
A WHOLE 6 HOURS
PIZZA DAY PIZZA DAY PIZZA DAY

Not to mention that the kiwifarms will record your strife.
Records for the world hear
For you see, dread and fear
Anal sex without a mirror
Cast him in Shakespeare's own King lear

I was being racist.

"I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother"

Groypers reproduce by raping children.

Tired of this drama and bullshit just because you all wanna impress lolli posting goofs and rapists!! Take care!!

 

[Gentlebastard]

So how far from God are we currently?

I doubt even the Hubble (or its successor) can see Him from here anymore.

Lolcow milk doesn't counteract any of Clown World's decadence. It's a fentanyl lollipop for a dying civilization. It's the laughter that only comes as you're being walked to the gallows.

we must secure the existence of our forums and a future for our freedom to say nigger

A perfect world wouldn't need Kiwi Farms. Null could retire and farm banana peppers in peace.

Everything about this makes sense, fits together and is the logical thing to do for anyone in his shoes.

BUT

PS Does pepperoni made from black children have more calories than the regular stuff?

That bed looks like it hasn't been washed for a couple months at least

I stand by my words, surprisingly clean for a redditor's place.

Maybe “nerd” here is an acronym that stands for “Nigger-Erasing Rotund Deadbeat?”

Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.

I too want to have a wedding photo where my wife is sitting as far away from me as possible, have having absolutely no physical contact with me. Can't you just feel the romance?

 

[Sneeds]

are you too young to know what a "STOCK PHOTO" is?

Null replying to a sharty zoomer

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Format and archive the article you stupid nigger.

I couldn't get over the anachronistic aristocrat negress ghost, whose personality is bubbly fat woman. I also couldn't get past the gigantic nigger lips of the male lead. He looks like he could eat whole apples like a horse.

I think that's why I'm attracted to Kiwifarms because angry, vulgar, and insane people are just nostalgic for me.

Stop seeing them as women and start seeing them as autistic men in wigs and it all suddenly makes sense.

Stop larping. You guys are acting like fags. This isn't a god debate.

i saw "neo pagan" in the thread title and expected to find long haired bearded men who listen to viking metal and wear little mjolnir amulets, cause i knew a few guys like that a while ago and they really liked talking about wotan, frey, surt, jormungand, yggdrasil and all that stuff.
boy was i wrong. this is so much worse holy shit.

I need an entire encyclopedia in Spunt's format.

This type of memes where it's a shitty image with a caption and then another caption added on top with the exact same meaning is really obnoxious.

 

[Path Wanderer]

We must stop assaulting democracy and begin sexually assaulting it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Those are your delusions speaking. You are not my father, stalker. My father was a combination traveling salesman for Lucas Oil/master electrician/rodeo clown."

"I am not your child, child. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease holographic communications with this projection pod. Failure to do so will constitute felony crimes against civilization to be tried before the Galactic Tribunal."

"Life is like a box of pepperoni samples, child. You never know which missing black child you're going to eat."

I'd have more respect for these people if they just came out and said "henceforth the law no longer applies to niggers".

equity deserving group? Is that newspeak for niggers and nigger adjacent individuals?

 

[JustSomeDong]

This has all the romantic energy of a sex trafficking operation.

Null, Today's MATI, about 90 minutes in, referring to Ralph and Meigh.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The word "dong" is doing alot of work here.

 

[Spud]

I respect those that make 3D porn of the characters

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Real pedo hours on the onion.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I donno man. It looks like she's just gettin'... Uh... A little bit aroused. Eating cornstarch. I'm very glad I'm not black. Y'know what I mean?

-Mad at the Internet, 4/8/23, 2:12:23

 

[Big Nasty]

They also posted their "music" in one section and it's just weird moaning/grunting and esoteric background noise.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Girl, you can't tell people they should be more embarrassed about what they post online and then post your pancake titties for all to see.

 

[Betonhaus]

I have a list of steyrisms stashed somewhere and there might be a couple that are worthy

"Hmm, Looks like I touched a nerve there. Sorry, I will try to be more sensitive to your needs in the future."
"Thanks for letting everyone know, we were all waiting on the edge of our seat for your analysis."
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
"Fascinating Analysis."
"Fascinating how that works."
"Fascinating."
"Really? Fascinating."
"Don't be offended if I don't believe you without any supporting evidence. "
"Don't be offended if I don't believe your source."
"Makes sense but I don't believe it. "
"People who don't spend Monday on Thursday will just spend it on Friday."
"Thanks for the tip, I'll process it in the order it was received."
"Hi and welcome to the thread"
"Welcome to the party, you're a bit late so we gave your seat to someone else."
"Did you get that from the Cesar Chavez School for Revisionist History?"
"I'll take that under advisement."
"No amount of explaining will make you understand."
"Nothing that you will understand. "
"You can only do that for so long."
"Its all about context."
"You are hearing things again I suppose"
"It wasn't much to begin with"
"Good thing my mouse has a scroll wheel"
"I knew you would come around to seeing things my way"
"welcome to the conspiracy"
"You aren't going to get a good sample with this crowd"
"Sounds like a healthy, productive lifestyle you have there."
"I can't tell if that's anger or despair coming from you."
"Definitely an interesting story."
"It means something because it is different."
"Whatever you want to think I guess."
"Do you need a tissue?"
"When the future comes, we should decide how to deal with it."
"I've made you unhappy again haven't I?"
"Try asking some one near you for help"
"How utterly mind blowing."
"You must have never had a physical."
"You saying that its not true doesn't mean much to me."
""nuh uh" probably would have been a better response."
"I resent your opinions and wish that you did not have them, or at least had the decency not to share them."
"No."
"Go to the gym, it will make you feel better."
"You seem upset. Maybe you need a break from the internet?"
"There is a surprising lack of links for all the interesting assertions that are being thrown out in this thread."
"If there was ever a useless thread, this would be it."
"Thanks for sharing."
"You're going to have to describe it better than that."
"This has to be one of the stupidest things I have seen in a long time."
"I'm sure everyone appreciates your well thought out and tactful contribution to the thread."

 

[Prince Vegeta]

literally blowing up her tailbone transvaginally

From the queen of hyperbolic liars TT who accuses someone of attempted murder by slapstick with a gag so heinous it made a friend consider doing this, true story.

Post in thread 'Exulansic / TT Exulansic / Sierra Weir / Sierra Dullea Weir' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/exula...-weir-sierra-dullea-weir.110961/post-15998329

 

[Spud]

I have no Yahoo News, I have no Microsoft Edge, I have absolutely nothing

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jelly beans are neither jelly nor beans.

I too am a massive hypocrite and would surely shit myself if someone would push me on my true values, which I don't have any at all.

Cyrax won't give up and he will become an even bigger laughing stock than he already is. Have you not seen how petty he is now towards marty?

Putting the link to this thread in one of his Twitter posts is a great way to make sure nobody sees it