random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

no mister redditor, clothing companies showing pictures of women in bikinis is not the same as you posting furry tranny scat porn on a board dedicated to cat pictures

At least Ill die naturally, with my dick attached, and not filled with troon juice and a open axewound with a bullet through my head.

You are either a tranny or worse, a tranny chaser. I can smell the cheeto dust from here

To take a break from the jannie sperging.

From PornIsMisoginy community on Reddit: "I jerked off to the thought of my daughter away at college. [....] I know she's probably up to all kinds of "fun" which simultaneously scares me as her father and gets me so turned on"

I'd like to go back to the jannie sperging now.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It will not be today and it might not be tomorrow, but on God the day will come when all the journalists who ever typed phrases like "hoochie mama" will be rounded up in a giant wooden barn and set on fire

 

[Random Internet Person]

OP is fucked up and deeply flawed. It will take at least two years to fix it.

 

[Oxyjen]

If I had ptsd for every time the cops knocked on my door I'd have like ptsd x 20. Grow the fuck up Lucas

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But deep down Dyn knows he craves Trombonista's gentle but firm moderation in his life. The guidience of her editorials to his posts; the bracing sting of her sweeping broom against his rebelious tendencies.

Dyn wants to be jannied by the spinning angel of lawful rule. But he thrashes around in denial! "No no! I am the incorriable scamp! I am the rogue! I will not be brought to heel!"

But deep down, he wants Trombonista's janny hand upon his head and to hear her say "good Dyn. That'll do."

Null's a nigger lol

Dude is just probs salty cause Pippa called him a faggot.

He's been downgraded to little brother until he cools it with the bad vibes.

What is it with the left and profound mental illness?

 

[Gentlebastard]

i'm sure this guy sucks or whatever but to the casual eye it really does look like gangstalking weirdos tormenting a literal retard.

"battle not with lolcows lest ye become one"

Penis enlargement surgery leads to swelling, unsightly bulges that make the bulger feel like a pervert, and loss of all sensation.
Damn, Dicklets just can't catch a break.

Aaaaw, she's doing the 'tough guy' head tilt, how adorable! Go on lil pooner, one day you'll make some frens at school!

God I hope Ice Cube goes on Tim Pool so he goes all 1488 and names the 109 countries. America needs this Ice Cube

From @lindsayfan on Fatrick Sausage Porklinsons's thread:

"so THAT just happened," the one-legged queer brown teenage dyke said, making a tiktok of herself landing the permaculture spacecraft. the 1980s neon lights bedecking the pilot's cuntpit winked approvingly

 

[Aspiring Artist]

 

[MrJokerRager]

Clicked thread, didn't read article, scrolled past, just to say I bet it isn't right wing policies causing this. It's niggers.

 

[Meat Target]

He can't even convince random strangers on Twitter that he's a good person. At a cult get together the members would all tell him to drink bleach and die.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

You can meme a better future into existence, and it starts with laughing at trannies on social media.

 

[Spud]

I trust my fellow internet schizos and racists of various niche ideological positions on a forum dedicated to the exploits of a very autistic Sonic the Hedgehog super fan to keep me posted and updated on the situation.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Ever wondered what became of that guy who threatened to beat the shit out of you after losing at Yahoo Chess in 2001? Of course you didn't, but now you know any way.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"Null doesn't talk about his real life friends, therefore he doesn't have any, JUST LIKE ME!"
"Null doesn't talk about any relationship he has with women, so he doesn't have any, JUST LIKE ME!"

The video literally had a thumbnail speculating that someone was a Nazi.

If Dear Feeder had a gf we could detect it from seismic records in the general area of Serbia as well as a local increase in takeout orders.

Clearly we would all know about it because Null would upload scans of her passport, birth certificate, high school diploma, social security number and butthole pictures immediately so we could all make sure she is good enough for him.

I don't think Null is antisocial.

My interest at this point is mostly the autistic analysis

I am on the brink of suicide

I'm going to translate "half brick" as "my compressed feelings of affecion and admiration for the jannie who sweeps the dirty, bitter vessel that is my heart" and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

You're like a litle boy pulling Tromonista's pig-tails because you don't know how to express your love in any other way.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

From this paper:

No Easy Way Out: The Effectiveness of Deplatforming an Extremist Forum to Suppress Hate and Harassment (abstract / pdf)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I express my love with penis selfies

 

[Meat Target]

Why would such a rotund and odious soul only thirst for the sweet nectar of mahogany tinted humans?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://news.sky.com/story/distant-ancestor-to-pizza-shown-in-2000-year-old-painting-but-toppings-are-a-little-different-12910700

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/distan...g-but-toppings-are-a-little-different.167083/

 

[Gentlebastard]

When a spayed husband doesn't feel like cooming sparkling water into his blackout drunk geriatric childfree wife, the sexologist is quick to suggest, "but have you tried shitting on her face?"

Designate coomers as permanently damaged and cooming as low-status; there are examples of how it's done in shock images, and a milder one in Never Gonna Give You Up.

You can meme a better future into existence, and it starts with laughing at trannies on social media.

It's not like in opera where it's over once the fat lady stops childing you, this is not Fatterdämmerung as the Germans call it, the buck has not been broken.

even Wil Wheaton has some minimum standards

he's receiving chemo at a cancer center. He wants his followers to know that he enjoys the nurses sticking needles in him because of his medical fetish

Bone cancer and on oxygen? Diaper troon is on his way out, the O2 points to lung metastases. Sometimes cancer does the world a favor.

How many swiss cheese holes do you have to add to your brain by constant porn abuse to be turned on by dying of cancer.

Witness the ultimate autistic flamewar between trannies and chuds.

On one hand, it makes me feel better about my own writing. On the other hand, it makes me question if my writing is worse or if I just don't suck enough dick.

Could she find more a depressed looking picture of her “thriving” self?

Typical government efficiency. We're going to need murder vouchers so we can redirect our tax money to private hitmen.

So yeah, basically you need to suck more dick. Sorry.

It's not genuine love when you use other people's penises. Coward.

 

[Cats]

bro, you bit a crackhead

 

[RACISM]

I bullied chat GPT into admitting that only up to 35,000 Jews live in Italy as of 2021, most of them Sephardic.