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[Tablet County]

@SandyHooker Boo! Only TRUE and HONEST quotes in this thread!

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

This is really gay. In like a homosexual sort of way.

 

[JamusActimus]

You’re ugly and fat, and I wouldn’t even cut your dick and balls off with a pair of pruning shears so I could watch you bleed out and die. Now give me a cookie for being so respectful and civilized, faggot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The Fuckinator would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit on his best friend, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to please him. Of all the would-be girlfriends who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The seriously best development is the lawsuit Against the restarted fan known as Stresse for no reason and Null bring a retarded faggot. Both are buttmad

 

[Gentlebastard]

when you go to a nude beach you can feel the shame flow like the tide: in and out, in and out, in and out, in a-

eek I fell over with my pants down and my ass in the air again I hope nothing bad happens uwu

I can imagine this in sparkly gel pen. You will never write like a man.

this glitter pen using attention whore

>White people hate being white
>Pajeets, Chinks, Spics, and Mutts become white supremacists

'Tis the 21st century.

Uncle Ruckus was a prophet.

such rambling nonsense. and not the funny kind either.

Josh being the godfather of a crime family that trades in human suffering actually sounds kind of cool, but unfortunately he's just the ooperator for the Chris-Chan inspired internet personality discussion forum.

The freaks that make that shit should be burned on a pyre made from the faggots who watch it.

You should be disgusted by trannies, not afraid of them -- there's a big difference.

Null's death squads are usually too lazy to leave their mothers' basements.

If you're fapping to the trannies in this thread, it's on you.

I’d happily kick a rapist.

The internet was just exploding when I was young and the universal message was 'be careful, shit is public, you don't know who is who'. Did older people not get the message? Did they stop telling kids this?

 

[Garamok]

@Consider Lizärds

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nigger is OUR FUCKING WORD that we assigned TO THEM

Never let them forget that. OUR WORD.

I'll go and light a candle at church every fucking day for a decade if God made this happen

The Commie and Jew are Raging Inside Me

I'm beginning to understand why he couldn't keep a steady job.

My knowledge of UK politics is one joke and a viral tweet

In the land of crazy, the sorta-sane man is insane...

Here's a picture. I remember her being fatter though.

edit: a CHRISTIAN Palestinian child

Don't make me get the copypasta again.

get the copypasta

No, Stalker Child. It is YOU who are derived from a WWII radial engine.

If anyone should be a nigger it should be a Goron

'd say you gotta read between the lines, but the "between the lines" bit is written in size 72 Comic Sans lettering.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

weird for someone with a tranny brain to use that kind of language.

 

[Pedophobe]

You can tell they're the best because they clearly have more chromosomes than us.

perhaps the UK becoming a caliphate would be a net positive

Kiwi Farms is for and made by black women. Null is just corporate window dressing to give a more family friendly image.

In hindsight it's not all that surprising I became a raging misogynist.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So, I really wish I wasn’t this guy but…other than the inbreeding aspect of it, what’s wrong with incest?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do we have a thread on instagram models who get free trips to Dubai to fuck dogs and eat shit for rich oil barons?

if i would eat soup with my hands i would form a kind of laddle to scoop it up, not whatever retardation dude in the video is going for

Have a horrible (i.e. funny) joke.

Is that a video game controller stuffed down the front of her pants?

I can't believe Patrick S. Tomlinson would call for ethno-religious violence on X, formerly known as Twitter. Truly a deranged individual.

"Nigga, is you... taking notes on a major criminal conspiracy?!"

She looks like the missing link between apes and Stacy Valentine.

I wish they just had a liiiiittle more experience on the Internet and shitposting.

If a tranny who blew his brains out had erotic fanfic where he murders me I'd print it out and read it out loud for my family to laugh at.

Fuck BMI you either have a gunt or not that is all

Bitch, you NEED some judgement and shame, how the fuck do you let it get this bad?

Uwu plz help me but don't make any judgements and dont attack my personality or my choices and don't say things I don't want to hear and don't tell me what i should stop doing and don't make any suggestions because it hurts me feelings and I have ADHD and depression.

Everyone knows as long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you.

Lava is just really thick hot water if you think about it.

He looks like a sleep-deprived retard.

It's sort of sweet.
You know, the same way Jeffery Dahmer was lonely and wanted his victims to be part of him à la vore fetish.

Lmao fair point. I apologize, my retard is showing again

Now you're cooking with niggeroni

WHAT THE FUCK that one bitch is saying she makes laundry detergent slurpies with crushed ice and Tide™

 

[Shard]

This is my poopwound. There are many like it but this one is mine.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How the fuck do you even track progress or measure a baseline for "erection strength"?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is it safe to say this event could be called a Brappening?

"first came hogwarts legacy against trannys and I said nothing because lmao git rekt ya weird fucks."

I keep hearing that TTD is happening all over and I’m constantly disappointed.

They're mainly jealous that Kwaeen Kefalls can make such good fart sounds with his mouth

How's that dick taste?
Your knees must be really sore.

"'nigger sex' you say? Sign me up twice and send me some mail-in ballots!"

Fart-sisters, I don't feel so good.

Honestly, everything you just said is pathetic. You're nothing but a joke of a "man". You didn't have a father.

LMAO YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A JERSH ASSHOLE JERSH SUB. YOU AREN'T SHIT.

FUCK I completely forgot it was today

 

[Dr. Butt]

Copeland? More like Seethingland

Whelp, there goes our fart porn

 

[KittyGremlin]

Women are so stupid they couldn’t even come up with an original name they literally just took “men” and put “wo” in front of it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

People who are bad at video games play Sony games to feel like they're good at video games.

 

[frozen_runner]

Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough.

 

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"Fuck society i dont want to live in this planet anymore. But I am gonna take my whole collection of lolicon manga with me." - @Satoru182