random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[geppeto's woodclock]

Yes, my comments are golden. Golden like the perfect yellow/orange blend of pee.

Maybe one of them can make it as one of the site's quotes?

 

[Chongqing]

Just checked him out and saw him lose $5000 to a lobster based slot machine.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Is there a woman of the year that’s actually a woman these days?

 

[Something Awful]

Jackie Singh's analysis of the Kiwi Farms Telegram.

 

[Pissmaster]

"Larry Fucking David ... did ... that? And thoguht it was going to be ... funny? What? What an asshole. What a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole. (...) I'm a 51 year-old man and my heart is pounding right now, recalling how I felt when I was a little boy who loved Grover the way today's kids love Elmo."

(context: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wil-wheaton-felicia-day.38004/post-17682255)

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

MENTAL MALWARE BROADCASTED TO MY FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS BY KIWI GANGSTER COMPUTER GODS AND THEIR NIGGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS...DONATE MONEY OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK TO SUPPORT ME, YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

 

[RACISM]

saddam why DID you post your mother's fucking cleavage you fucking degenerate

i dunno thought she would show me boobs

 

[Tablet County]

If getting a good deal is gay I don't want to be straight.

You are fat, retarded and you stinks high hell, and no other men would fuck you in general.

This whole slippery slope narrative might have merit if he hadn't been going on and on about how much he loves horse cock for years.

15th century Portuguese were weeb enough to name a country after their waifu.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

KIWI FARMS IS THE HARDSHIP

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17686323

 

[LastStableVersion]

he looks more like a pussy faggot than a 51 year old man.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This is like being in the middle of a kame hameha duel and asking Goku for a time out because his beam's getting a little too close.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"That's why I like girls, they are too scared to confront someone stronger than them." is what he may as well wrote.

So how long before hackers figure out how to stream meat spin on those fancy face computers?

Why am I trying to deduce the off-hand comments of a retard?

She is far too old for me. And I was born in the year of Our Lord 1580.

Some people lick the utensils after mixing a very tasty dissert. Some other people lick the tip of their dilators after jamming them on their open wounds. Don't be a bigot!

eyes are sometimes easy to miss, with these big fuckoff glowing LED lights every woman is gonna know i'm staring squarely at her boobers
and they know that i know that they know that i want them to know

You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll.

I can only imagine what it feels like for women to read about “Lilith” fondling their “big bimbo boobas” while discussing the intricacies of womanhood and how hard it makes their girlcock.

"I meet strange men for gay hookups and let them fuck me in the ass and spit in my mouth, and they don't respect me or think I'm relationship material, how could this happen?"

Are they attempting to speedrun an any% honor-killing?

I am really hoping the Fates have accountability planned for these people...

Rob is fat and I think I have a cousin who's a GDILF chaser who would have sex with him.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Epik trolled themselves

So if some nigger robs you, you're just supposed to say "Aloha" to your wallet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

NIGGER YOU'VE LOST. DEAL WITH IT

 

[MrJokerRager]

Phonefag? What next? Gonna call me out for having a job?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

As a representative of birds, we are not allied with them in any way.

They can squabble over name changes all they want, but when the crowverlords take over they'll be driven to their knees like all sub-creatures.

Much like porn acts as a supernormal stimulus and mutes people's desire to seek a mate, so too their complex, funky sauces on local seafood acts as a supernormal stimulus that mutes their desire for the funky smell of a lover's body.

It's like you can be an insane retard in the middle of nowhere and somehow, the government showing up still makes things worse.

See, they didn't listened to Bud Light or Tropic Thunder; ya don't go full retard and display it to everyone in the world of X. All of this because some armchair hero couldn't help themselves. Life is great!

 

[LurkTrawl]

PPP's butthole is far more aesthetically pleasing.

 

[Stan]

I never thought I would miss the AIDS crisis.

 

[Chongqing]

As it currently stands, BMJ is up 30,000. As I'm writing this, he just lost 10k in literally 15 seconds on Dice.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I fucking hate Canada.

I had a feeling what this "man" was going to say after starting with Folks. I wish he did an unironic FOLXX though.

there is no way in hell the user data of a pack of basement dwelling weebs is worth anything significant

Really, the correct approach is to just assume you’re being lied to as soon as the troon speaks.

Total neutrality denies them both the pleasures of affirmation and victimhood while also giving you an out just in case they decide to try and ruin your life.

These are the kinds of tips you only learn by grinding to become a high-level transmisia enjoyer, by the way.

"Typical pushover, letting that dude twice your height and weight force himself on you."

Some solace for fatty.
Maybe you're too fat to lose your dick, but you're never too fat to lose your balls.

Back in my coomer days i watched a few of her "works" and in her Onlyfans content she used to have coke boogers in like 8/10 scenes lol

in which pro-"socialism" Redditors claim those lack of lights in North Korea is "propaganda"