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[Pedophobe]

I'm pretty sure that it's an sign of narcissism...Or watching an unhealthy amount of anime.

Idk what this means, but it's probably a lie

The Internet has created a culture where real people are so isolated from each other that they might as well be fictional characters.

 

[frozen_runner]

I've been petitioning IMDB to move porn credits from the "actress" to "self" for years!

A good stabbing will always really cheer you up. It cuts through the bull and ensure a penetrating, deep experience between you and your victim

So believing I should be able to take the subway without a nigger trying to force his dick into my vagina is radical now?

We can finally rest knowing that all the BPD eating disorder egirls are safe from this fat man

I think the moral of the story is Ketamine is a one gay ass drug and you’re a retard if you do it:

>Likely turned the Wachowski Bros into the Wachowski Troons
>Killed Matthew Perry
>Turned this goofy clown nigga into a crazy clown nigger

Kids remember if you’re fuck around with narcotics then “Do the drugs, don’t let them do you.”

Clearly a lack of gay niggers.

Sorry, it's called a banjo, not a banlaquarrius.

Yawn, more Jewish propaganda about how everything was actually niggers until Wh*tes stole everything and forced niggers to be dumb violent apes with their only invention: racism

 

[MrJokerRager]

By virtue of not having any niggers, Moscow automatically ranks above most U.S cities.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Residents of Yekaterinburg, Russia’s fourth-largest city, said that the “mob of snow dicks” in every district of the city went “beyond the bounds of reason,”

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

those clothes all look like she undresses by laying on the floor and crawling out of them like a newborn chihuahua.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you have sex with your father you will still be able to have a beer with him because he will repress it.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I'd rape over 9000 transgender kangaroos.

You've seen my feet, you know I'm white. I know you're white, we are compatible with each-other in terms of looks. You don't need to see my face. Now how about we talk more about our plushies in the DM you made?

 

[Positron]

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What a virgin. Chads look at Nazi memorabilia during their fap sessions.

 

[Chongqing]

"he looks like a sardine I wanna scarf up"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Speaking Ukrainian isn't too hard. You just need to speak Russian and have a seizure at the same time.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Navalny was literally a CIA asset. Treason is a capital punishment.

 

[Null]

I'm just letting you retards know right now if your post contains the words Ukraine or Russia you're wasting your fucking time.

 

[Seafarer]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Dude looks like a real life elf from Tumblr themed YA novel.

I believe Fatrick is the only person to have ever engaged in the EAT Niggers portion of the TND Copypasta as a result of his insatiable hunger for spicy italian sausage made from the ground up corpses of underprivileged BIPOC Youth

I can tell when a dude has a small dick. you can smell it from a mile away.

The fact that any of these women believe they’re true and honest men when they can’t even relate to the quintessential teenage boy embarrassment of being called to the front of the class with an erection should be proof enough that this “gendered brain” rhetoric is all a bunch of horseshit.

Jesus his entire life is just one big “no u.”

To me this one screams "I do not know where I am, I do not know who I am, I do not know why I am here....all I know is I must be a really fucking fat faggot"

The child rapist tag and the little girl behind him with the horrified face really just tie it all together. Its art.

The incels were right. Girls do not, in fact, poop.

No stalker, I do not have a sign that says dead nigger storage.

I was thinking about just driving around and throwing them at women with sailor moon accessories but a moment of reality hit me. Do I really need a felony assault charge?

Hello friends. I have actually been locked up and would like to write for you a guide on how to enjoy prison after we all inevitably end up there.

a level of simpery that was previously thot impossible

MTFs do have orgasms, but they're female orgasms. Which are apparently both rare and disappointing, if you believe troons or my ex.

the idea of a tranny forcing his way into a woman's restroom while wearing a shirt that labels him as a "SPACE INVADER" makes me laugh hysterically

All of these sick bastards deserve a one-way ticket to a woodchipper.

Has any other civil rights movement is history seethed this hard about people not wanting to fuck them?

 

[LurkTrawl]

“To the best of our understanding, this is the first reported case of urethral necrosis with button battery insertion,”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Maybe I really should wait for the knock…

i do agree my sex addiction has severely messed up my brain.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nobody in their right mind does this. The only reason anybody would even consider period sex is its the best time to yell out imma tear you up like a tampon at a period party in the middle of it

Edit: and gays, too. Don't forget the gays

For the record, that's not an exciting watch or particularly interesting, but the horse cock fetish people are absolutely wrong in the head.

Oh Germany. Can't you guys just not be gay for once? Remember hitler and how gay all that shit was? Don't you suppose you should try not being gay after all that?

Not an intellectual as I am a borderline retard, but in my estimation, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Your issue wasn't your finely-honed racism. Your issue was your poorly-honed sexism.

Do better, bros. You've gotta hone both.

Tf you mean one music bruh, music ain't food it got no one in it W A C K A S S

That's why people supported him shutting it down, her VP (or spokeswoman, can't remember) during a debate said they didn't have money to waste researching "Batman's anus".

You would think some of these people would actually just try getting laid instead

 

[barbie meat]

@Idiot Asshole
I considered learning to speak Italian fluently but I don't want to give people an entirely new language to call me slurs in

 

[MrJokerRager]

This thread has some really high-level debate going on.

 

[Free the Pedos]

The godless meddling of Patriarch Bartholomew, fervent NATO lapdog, is behind this.

(I believe you @Ted_Breakfast, but this sentence is oddly funny to me.)