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[Black Man Underwear]

@Tablet County In hindsight she probably had a chestbinder on. She was still obese.

 

[Tablet County]

How can we stop “mind-reading” technology from outing queer people against their will?

 

[skunt]

THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING PRACTICAL JOKE

 

[PhoBingas]

Are my posts even real if I can't see the autism notifications?

 

[Tablet County]

I refuse to use any site feature other than the bell icon

>The easiest way to get out of paying this child support is to go to prison for murder or assault with grievous bodily harm.

I really do NOT want them to feel safe enough to jack off in public unironically

Keep in mind, Null being autistically stubborn is the reason this site is still online.

I think he's wrong, but this is entirely on brand.

 

[Pedophobe]

Right now in the US of A there isn't a law about calling someone fat and stating how you won't have sex with them with others and not including fat sexless person in the conversation.

Doing retarded things to fuck with retarded people who are creating retarded drama to cause you to do retarded things is retarded.

Running a web forum is not difficult, but it is grating on the mind as it exposes you daily to extreme human stupidity.

It is genuinely possible all of you are insane.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Noooo..... hundreds of stickers gone... like tears in the rain.

If you truly believe I'm a pedophile, bring your evidence to Null and let him decide (his site and all).

When the cock hits
your eye
like a big pizza pie
that's omori.

 

[Tablet County]

"Such a cute lil' thing :3, you mind if I include some toys?"
*pulls out a 9mm glock17 and magdumps you*

Yes I have made Extremely Racist Posts.

NO, STALKER FETUS. YOU WILL NOT HIDE THE SECRETS OF YOUR DNA FROM ME. ENJOY PRISON.

One of the perks of living in an ivory tower is looking down on all the crazy shit the peasants are doing outside.

If I can interface a USB vibrating catboy fleshlight to the Kiwi Farms can you set it up so it gives me electric shocks whenever people think I'm MATI and only lets me cum if I can get enough winners?

How many chicken tendies do i get for redeeming all my internet reaction good boy points?

When I joined in 1963 we had to manually type down "Autistic" and "Mad at the Internet" on Lee Harvey Oswald's Kiwi account

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being a child several years from now with, like, super ADHD, and not knowing whether it was from all of the Red 40, or from momdad’s Viagra breastmilk

The birth of Jesus, retard.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Kamen Rider Faiz

this is the part where you click "play ads for more rape tokens"

@Astro Loafo

She ll just run up to me then start slapping my ass none stop

 

[Tablet County]

> furry ERP DM chain
> sticker notifications removed
> scores hidden
> join dates hidden
> people STILL find time to complain about HHH

 

[skunt]

how do you do, fellow oldfags?

 

[Tablet County]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

Hi I'm Nikolas Talbott's penis and I've never seen the inside of a woman. In fact, I haven't seen a clean pair of underpants in over three weeks.

She's a woman torn between normie desires and a shitlord heart.

Null is like my albino child I gave birth to, but was scared of him so I left him in a cave to die miles away from the village.

all feedback is incorrect unless your feedback is that Null is sexy and handsome with extremely reasonable pizza consumption habits.

 

[Pedophobe]

THANKS HITLER

@Burd Turglar
I'm writing so many letters tonight with cut out magazine letters!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He's devouring them!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Working for Epstein is more honorable than working for Kotaku. Real talk.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I'm so racist I shit white like oxidised dog shit

I'm so Racist I'm Anti-Semitic.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jihad. Jihad on you. Jihad on you and your gay penis.

If we're going with that definition of racism then me calling someone a nigger isn't racism. Nice!

Shut up nigger!

His carnivore lifestyle has gotten out of control; now he's trying to consume puppies.

Imagine getting your ass kicked by children still young enough to play at a playground

Every windmill is a giant if you want to find a giant.

have at least some shred of self-respect and pay a hooker to be your friend... I don't know, literally anything else would be preferable to this.

Negropede

Jesus fucking wept....this is like trying to ward off a rapist by smugly telling him you are wearing crotchless panties and are feeling extra tight tonight

ok imma stop trying to be creative and just stick with simple fat derogation

You can't have empathy if you're a fucking narcissist and you can't be an intellectual when you're dumber than a bag of hammers.

Another thing white people are better at than black people: making fun of white people.

"Mentally ill man puts on make-up, commits crimes" isn't a "queer work of art", it's a fucking documentary.

If I catch my great grand daughter serving a cockroach cocktail party I will come from beyond the black veil and haunt her shit. Not a regular poltergeist haunting. It will be a Japanese horror style haunting. Have her living room turn into impossible geometries of flesh and blood.

The sun is the evil day star and I avoid it as much as possible. I become as nocturnal as possible from April-October for a reason.

How many genocides are we up to now? Three? Four?

Walmart clearance section can be a good finger-on-pulse to see what stupid shit being forced down our throats isn't taking. The worst of the ecoshit dies there. Weird off-putting minimalist aesthetic school or office supplies. Kids are pretty blunt especially, so the toy clearance section being loaded with the ugly diversity characters' merch is funny. Kids like animals, big machinery, buff chad action guys, and pretty princesses and mermaids. Sorry!!!

Ah, mental illness bingo

Only a Redditor could take a casual compliment from a stranger as an affront to their self image.

The fact that he's a fudgepacker is irrelevant (though it makes it more schadenfreudeable).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You forgot about the child porn I mean fine art

 

[Dr. Butt]

one engorged orb visibly attached to a greater orb of an inflated nature concealed beneath highly stressed adidas tracksuit, jutting below lying a pair of unremarkably normal legs, whilst in the middle a third possible orb of a flap like nature which jiggles when in motion.