random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LurkTrawl]

Why the ever loving fuck is there half a page of you type02s talking about taking a shit in a water bed?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Dyn

fucking dogs is not conservative or traditional

@Bri'ish Teef

I like when my farts smell of hardboiled eggs

 

[Kulee Baba]

You going to squeeze water from that gunt?

 

[PhoBingas]

Holy shit, Ralph actually beat someone besides his women.

 

[Brain Power]

God made it to 10 commandments without mentioning the Holocaust. Discord couldn't make it past 5.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

People are giving their energy to Toriyama in the live lobbies right now. It's wholesome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you're trying to cover your manhole, use a manhole cover. It's literally in the name.

let your very male vaginal hair grow to an appropriate length and then braid it together across the opening. You can even use beads or other adornments to make it unique and fun.

We've gone down a tragic and stupid path.

 

[Pedophobe]

Is anyone else having issues with notifications not popping up correctly?

Well if its on 4chan its most likely true

Jiggle physics are a waste of GPU cycles.

Jiggle physics are the best use of compute resources.

Letting normies onto the Internet was the biggest mistake in the history of computing.

 

[Brain Power]

I gasped at the surgery, then guffawed at the “Love your hood!“ comment. That isn’t a hood, that’s a burqa. Good luck finding the cock stump clit under all of that.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Toucan plantations are my job.

Eating Foot Loops is not a job, yet

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Official Kiwi Feet Pic Score Sheet Guide: Autism Edition
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1. Overall composition of the foot.

The overall composition of the foot is the main aesthetic of it. Do the proportions fit? Is any thing deformed or abnormal? Are the philological details obscured by obesity or neglect? The presentation should be taken into account as well as the angles used for photography. For the most accurate assessment, photographs should be from the top, bottom, and both sides. Under normal circumstances, a top down pic will be all provided and it must be judged aptly.

In normal foot anatomy of the adult, you want to see bone and tendon detail, some veining and proportional toes and heels. Some hair on the top of the foot is acceptable. The foot should compliment and be proportionate to its owner.

2. Big Toe Appearance

The big toe is a key foundation for the feetpic and foot structure itself. The toe should be straight, rounded, with a healthy nail that takes up majority of the last digit and be parallel. Points are deducted for neglect, too short, deformity or misshapen nails from birth. Points are also deducted for misshapen big toe digit, or injury.

3. The smaller toes

The other toes should compliment the big toe and fit the foot nicely and not look misshapen or neglected. Points are taken off for hammertoe or other deformity or neglect. The remaining toes should be flexible and more slender and the nails proportionate as noted before. Excessively short nail beds will be deducted points. They should not be splayed but should sit healthily on the foot.

4. Body, ankle, and heel

There should be a healthy arch present in the foot and it be neither too wide nor narrow. It should show some tendon and bone detail with no deformity. The ankle bone should be visible and the heel should be rounded but not overly bulbous. The heel should be groomed without calluses and the skin hydrated and clean.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Transphobia really is the great uniter. Black and white, homo and straight, conservatives and feminists, amd Null and the British.

 

[AltisticRight]

Joe Biden was more coherent than Rekieta

 

[Overly Serious]

That being said I am not a fan of Nuclear war

 

[Pedophobe]

"That echoes previous research showing how bigger AI training datasets can produce even more racist outputs."

The real trans joy is the children we destroyed along the way.

We're gonna have to call this one a draw because idk who's full of more shit here.

 

[frozen_runner]

swiss banking is overrated, swiss evil is underestimated

Hitler was a limp-dicked liberal who only enacted half measures.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Last Judgment should now proceed as normal.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

What a joy to watch the human version of the mouse utopia experiment play out in real time.

 

[PhoBingas]

How does he smell? TERRIBLE.

Because he's French, you see?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nobody wants to go to some weirdos compound in the middle of nowhere to possibly get butt fucked deliverance style.

Her giant nightmare-inducing ass wasn't solid, is the thing. When she walked it looked like a jello mold in an earthquake. It made noises.

They still haven't figured out unleaded water.

Pedophiles and /r/teenagers, a tale as old as time itself

Still waiting for JKR to get real and hit TTD.

Don't mistake their nose-holding politeness for a lack of racism. During the George Floyd riots, niggers insulted the Japanese for not siding with them, and the Japs released a torrent of racism they'd never seen before.

fujo to ftm pipeline is very real

The one who birthed me, has no children.
Yet, should you gaze upon me, you will certainly see a child.
What am I?
A Patrick Tomlinson tweet​

For $60, you can get a comfortable pair of New Balance dad shoes, prefect shoes for grilling. Or you can get a pair of discount store shoes with a face of a man staring up lustfully at your cock.

Which way, western man?

Well you see, when making fried chicken, some recipes call for adding corn starch to your flour. At the same time, it has 'corn' in the name, so it must count as a vegetable.

Ergo, it's a healthy snack while also being usable for your fried chicken.

The shoes are ridiculous, but let’s not sleep on the “Special Needs Children At Play” bucket hat

That pillow is somehow worse than the pre-stained shirts.

You fuck animals, don't you?

Any faggot claiming to be "trained in krav maga" on the Internet is a lying sack of shit. It is the purest form of bullshido.

Yeah I'm little salty someone beat me to peeing on your shoes intentionally

I like all tattoos as long as they are unambiguously racist.

I propose that "international woman" should be a transphobic dog whistle for troon.

can you agree with me that its rather fucking obvious Neytiri is more attractive than Sigourney Weaver?

Nooooo sweet baby stalker child, these are just your delusions again. A real man threatens to kill his wife and unborn child then abandons his daughter to play with dinosaur toys and suck the big fat cock of establishment politicians.

Get used to it retard, this is what you signed up for.

I wonder if there is unexplored psychology autism regarding this.

I hear signs of congestive heart failure in his voice. Did he have another mini stroke recently?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the Brits any more, they have to make a gay barney with chickenpox.