random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Don't blame me, blame the niggers.

 

[Abella]

Imagine waking up one morning and realizing drawing furry scat porn comms is how you pay your rent.

I'd jump out a window.

You look me in the eye. And you tell me. You tell me that you're certain there is no doodoo in these sodas.

You can't. Can you?

Around furries, never relax!

Near a furry, always hurry.

 

[Uncle Buck]

remember: through dick, unity.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

That is the most Mexican baby I've ever seen. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he whipped out a set of barber's tools.

I would find archiving Tiktok so much more tolerable if everyone wasn’t gyrating all the time

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Null If you ever refer to IEEE as "I E 3" instead of "I triple E" I will fly to Serbia, break your back, fuck you in the ass, and make you humble.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Fucking mongoloids - the three of you.
You've ruined my fun.
Fuck you - I don't want your fucking bullshit.

I saw a spider chilling in the bathroom while I was taking a shit last week. I didn't kill it, because spiders are cool. That's all.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Don't bukkake on me and tell me it's raining yogurt.

 

[dick brain]

Made a pringels pocket pussy, so no im not doing that well.

 

[Pedophobe]

The whole world is a cow pasture.

I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan.

It's weirdly easy to read if you shut down the part of your brain responsible for keeping you sane.

 

[Tablet County]

the Big Mac won't mutate your gametes' genetic code just yet.

You don't understand the context when I said we should kill your family.

He definitely likes things in a spiteful way, it’s a bit odd to enjoy something AT others.

I hate it when ghouls show up in my bathroom and starting talking about cryptic shit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I've been railing my boyfriend in the ass for a year now and have yet to conceive a beautiful butt babby. Clearly we must be infertile."

 

[Hitman One]

last I checked you can't fertilize a gay man

How many times have you tried?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I came here after listening to that shit too and I was like, I didnt even know the dude or that he had a thread here. I looked at him and was like, "Fuck it must be like when they call a big guy Tiny."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Transphobic how? Like Kiwi Farms troonphobe or he said something totally benign like "women don't have cocks?"

Jack Jr. is just taking advantage of jus primae nacho. The right of the Lord-Manager to have first relations with any expiring food product.

Emperor Tong Rengsun's plans to keep the steppe nomads out are foiled by him building the Great Wall backwards against the protests of his advisor-childs.

Finally, my null x keffals hentai will no longer be trapped in my head.

I can stop a communist revolution just saying you're a faggot. It's that easy.

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?

This is it. All of human history was just a journey to build the necessary technological infrastructure to automate parody songs to make fun of fat people. I don't know where we go from here as a species.

Androids whose sole function is to follow fat people around and play tuba noises.

Have you ever considered just not watching that fucked up shit?

I can't imagine what it would be like to socially interact with the kinds of people who dump a loved ones ashes at a goddamn theme park.

Alchemists were the real trannies.

You will never turn that Iron into Gold.

I'll have to ask my wife if she's lying about her age.

So update. I got yelled at for forgetting her birthday. Obvious it's a Jewish op.

Either way my point on the schizophrenic idiots on this still stands

He's technically losing weight, just look at how much that arm has atrophied

"he'd most likely rape another more successful person's sexrobot"

he would upset local wealthy people by kidnapping their expensive Nubian slave children

Watching this feels like I'm seeing something out of a South Park bit but it's real life, brain shattering stuff.

It's a sport to these people to find ways to make themselves even more unemployable than they already are.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

They also have a bonus feature where they're not dumb as a box of fucking rocks, they're just kind of normal dumb.

 

[BirdUp]

I swing by occasionally. I've been let out of my prizewinning cuck shed for one whole hour of internet time.

@Boggy B

 

[frozen_runner]

When you have watched porn for 40 years and have completely ruined your prostate with bad dragon dildoes and nothing scratches that itch anymore expect lopping off your dick and crossdressing.

I'm not even bothering to read the articles at this point so forgive me if I missed something.

Yes to the ninja corgikin if they have a nice ass.

"I've been railing my boyfriend in the ass for a year now and have yet to conceive a beautiful butt babby. Clearly we must be infertile."

This poor kid is going to grow up to be a furry.

Total Nigger Death wasnt built in a day

The only reason a gay would want to raise a child would be to abuse it either physically (Male gay) or psychologically (Lesbian).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Having a degloved arm from phalloplasty would make it difficult to steady a firearm when firing with both hands, and we cannot just let people disappear for an hour or so to go dilate.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Update on meeting the girl. She seems nice. She gave me multiple fake names and professions, interrogated me for an hour about how I'm actually lying about who I am and how she's actually met me before in a different timeline, asked me to impregnate her, and threw up in the bathroom after eating one and a half slices of pizza. Other than that though, she seems like a keeper.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wow what a psyop, I miss the days where wiggers were calling each other slurs alongside their black brothers and nu metal was the hottest thing.