random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Sorry if this helps.

 

[Poonocchio]

Kevin has become self-aware.

Yeah I'm AGP
A Gargantuan Pervert

 

[Gentlebastard]

I went full Autismo and compared the pixels. The knots on the pesticide wood matches up.

Dan has not yet commented on whether he used his voodoo powers to coerce this field reporter.

Jack strikes me as the type who would cheat on his bull by having a second one as a side piece.

He couldn't be any less of a man if he dressed in frilly outfits and pranced everywhere while farting rainbows and unicorns.

I still remember a quote from a forum like 15 years ago about how a guy couldn't enjoy Allie Sinn videos because she always had a stare that looked like a freshly clubbed baby seal.

You see, your father is a man, and, as all boys and men know, your pecker doesn't come off with the underwear. Hell, it doesn't even come off when you pull on it over and over and discover being a 14 year old.

Hi, my new sleep paralysis demon. See you tonight!

like imagine how numb you'd have to be to have something touch your balls and you not react to it.

I do love how libertarians have convinced themselves everyone's conspiring to keep them out of politics every time I've ever heard a libertarian candidate open their mouths about any issue I've immediately ran the other way because I have no interest and voting for someone who sounds like an insane ideologue

It’s difficult to wargame a scenario where all the participants are irrational and retarded.

Apologies for the late reply, but this may be more stupid than you first realize.

It's impossible to split a black hole so in theory you can't "downsize" Patrick. It's thermodynamically forbidden.

The idea of a Reddit exodus terrifies me.

pat being an obese, risible retard unites not only america's fractured democracy, but the entire world! as the sun sets on our troubled planet, people from all countries and continents are united in despising one fat, failed milwaukee douchebag.

 

[Meat Target]

I was nice to you. You disrespect me?

Die in a fire, nigger. Eat shit and die in a fire.

Stay the fuck out of it @Meat Target I'll kill you, too.

i'd recommend taking fewer drugs. or maybe more drugs. one of those

People get away with an incomplete understanding of physics in most of their lives, but moving a piano is a hard skill check.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Cxum get sum.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Milwaukee just can't catch a break recently, huh? Free chairs, free firepits, giraffe dick sleeve surgeries, and now this.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I may be a mentally unhinged retard, but at least I can say I've never made death threats over internet stickers.

 

[Tablet County]

Your wife is a whore, put your finger in the mousetrap, cuck.

 

[ScooterL]

KIWI FARM USERS WILL....NOT.....STOP

 

[Rotollo 2]

No, I enjoy autistic TMZ. It's quite funny

A lot of these paper Mario chimp outs could’ve been easily avoided if some Jap writer didn’t feel the need to add his femboy fetish into a children’s game.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Thread title: Woman does X
THAT FUCKING BITCH. THE WEST HAS FALLEN REEEEEE

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

trannies already had their representation in the form of doo_liss anyway who loses xer skinwalking powers when deadnamed

 

[Rotollo 2]

Jannies, perform bottom surgery on this nigga

 

[3MMA]

 

[Cougar Pump]

My desire to not go to Hell is viciously fighting my urge to laugh.

 

[Harm]

Nick's appeal to sobriety has been denied.

Quote from man possessed by Sonichu demon:

"What are you gonna do, possess me?"

Anime sucks cope and sneed donated

 

[BirdUp]

Like for real. Death Note. Evangelion. Trigun. Attack on Titan. FLCL. Escaflowne. Monster. Black Lagoon. Serial Experiments Lain. Fullmetal Alchemist. Fucking why can't we make shit like that???

 

[doodoocaca]

I'm officially in the club guys, any bets on the coming smear tactic? You dozens of anti troon, zoophiles and anti degenerate posts, will Catler join Ziggers to take down Glowie?

Join us next time on troon-ball Z!

 

[Pedophobe]

That an autist feels overwhelmed in some situations does not mean he or she has to lash out. Even Chris-Chan learned to coil himself up on the ground.

Wasting away from cockmongleritis is no joke, son.

Hate sustains me, Kiwi-chan!

This is not a competition to be more autistic than the troons folks

 

[6thRanger]

You demanded to see my cock, to prove that I wasn't a Jew - and you are now complaining about sexual harassment? Sir, you need to make up your mind.