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[Rotollo 2]

LITTLE GIRLS BEING RAPED AND PISSED ON

Like it's wild to me that you're replying to Null of all people and being like "come onnnn it's just a little loli sex"

 

[Aunt Carol]

I forgot to turn the heat down and returned to a chirping fire alarm, a pan of sludge, and a very angry Asian parent.

I get a little swastika stamp on my card every time I do a racism, when I collect 10 I get an acre of Lebensraum.

Bro this cherry relish is biblical.

 

[Drip Torch]

I edited the anatomically correct horse butthole, and questionable looking vagina out

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Your hate is aimless, anemic in a way. It lacks dedication, I do not respect it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Smegward

RIGHT WING RADICALS ARE OUT THERE... THEY COULD BE STALKING ME, WAITING TO STRIKE.... THE HOLY SITE HAD BEEN DESECRATED.... IM NOT SAFE HERE

@Just A Butt

i bet at least three of you are blacker than hell at night

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You... FUCKING Kiwi Farmer.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Life is hard when you're dumb, but it's worse when you're dumb and a huge asshole to everyone.

 

[Caesare]

The side effects of attending a jizz fest.

 

[D_Tractor]

Hope this fuck burns for this. Hope they send him to rape prison, were nigger cocks is all this fuck sees for the rest of his life.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Don't enter this den of autism with this neurotypical nonsense.

Because who doesn't like watching a brother and sister fuck

what a way to intro a PG thread

I have noticed, as well as many others, that the Kiwi Farms has a distinct lack of discussion regarding anime-style fetish material.

why are you texting me in that tone my fellow tripalowski

Imagine being Gator and THIS PERSON being viscerally disgusted by you to the point where it's visible on the 2D avatar's face.

The funny thing is that if you had a modern Sega product and a rainbow pride flag in the same room, the flag would somehow only be the second gayest* thing in there.

*In this hypothetical you, the forum user reading this, are not in the room as well. Otherwise the flag would be the 3rd gayest thing in the room.

I wonder if "My Imaginary Penis" will be to pooners what "My Twisted World" is to incels?

The 6000000 million dollar question: what does her penis and the holocaust have in common?

*notices ur goiter* uwu

So true xister! Has only seen my HRT kit and dilator btw? I'm leaking over all this gender affirming excitement!!!!

I don’t know what a “cake shake” is but I’m very concerned as to why it would involve mayonnaise.

Does a Sonichu medallion fall under the Sega products umbrella?

it never just stops at diapers

NO BUTS!!!
You deserve to be subjected to the troon's presence.

If it pleases you to know, I have one such thread in mind for PG. It involves an ERP general on 4chan.

(assuming that the dumpster-diaper thing wasn't Pamperchu's idea.)

What could possibly be more gender affirming than getting beat black and blue by a black man? They seem to be pretty good about beating the shit out of women.

You're all gene pool dead ends and if god was merciful he'd kill you.

Someone once compared Chris Chan to Don Quixote and I’ve never been able to remove that image in my mind when I read it.

If you don't want us to moralfag this thread, then why do you begin by saying "Because who doesn't like watching a brother and sister fuck", huh? You're just asking for it at this point, we're not a PMC so you can't order us around like you're autistic Hitler.

I wish they’d shock him until he was screaming like r2d2.

Goodnight my sweet Pampers Prince. You’ve made more ochre hued crinkle mess than anyone on this godforsaken earth. Semper Diaper Pie.

It's not an exact match but it's the closest you're going to get without a penis.

I used to drown my sister's barbie dolls. While taking a bath.

"HHHNNG COLONEL I'M SCOUTING OUT THE AREA BUT OTOCON HAS GONE ROUGE SCREAMING ABOUT LOLIPOPS AND SHOOTERS, WHAT DO I DO?"

You need a penis to "clop" at best Clopton needs to shove a rod of pain into his poop wound

Iz a man defined by the monkeys he pays a kid to rape? No, but probably yes.

 

[Moths]

If you disagree you should literally be ground up into mince and fed to cattle to fatten them up because you have no value.

 

[Tablet County]

Congrats, you got access to all the release notes for Club Penguin.

If you're going to make your mother come, please take it to the Chrischan thread.

I am totally a guy. I'll prove it by making my stuffed animals have sex with each other.

You're correct. Society gaslights women into never having sex. There was 0 babies born last year because the propaganda is so strong.

It's like you're trying to threaten me. "Stop enforcing the rules or we'll act like even bigger faggots!"

Genshin impact, a 14 year old negro tranny, and Kiwi Farms broke this man.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Scowling tranny-looking women for thee, charming rich male models that want to marry uggos for me.

 

[Pissmaster]

You are the 7th most active user on the Kiwi Farms, but who the fuck are you?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

obviously you're lying because you haven't cut off your dick yet

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Abraham Lincoln is a total lolcow

MAGA Warlocks Counter Brave Pro-Biden Witches with Evil Magic

Just when I thought Catler and Co. took the win for Gayest ERP ever

 

[Hitman One]

There is nothing more sincere on this Earth than Null's undying love for the Jewish people.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Americans think we need to start WW3 defending Israel so they can cast Summon Jesus.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

"My Twisted Vagina" for female ducks.

It'd all just be a bunch of squawking and cloaca-rubbing.

It's not an exact match but it's the closest you're going to get without a penis.

If not this implies some kind of time-based lockout for the N word pass. And a lot of the imports to North America have got to be running up on it, after 400 years.

flippin bricks

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I'd rather be stabbed by a tranny than watch the Garfield movie.

If anything men need to be insulted more. Remind a man he is bald, old and ugly today.

"Y'all, I... I kinda wanna fuck this bird. Am I the only one who wants to fuck this bird? This bird seems objectively fuckable"