random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Using your imagination as you stare bewildered at moon runes is better than wokealizer propaganda.

a murder that identifies as a robbery

I'm trying my level best to avoid even a glimpse of the text. Put it under spoilers because the last time I read their "opinions" I had to sit down and stare at a wall, hypnotizing myself to forget whatever the fuck it was they wrote.

It took me twenty minutes. It was that bad.

 

[Thé au lait]

unlike White Tails I'm not gonna eat Raccoons

Patrick doesn't have blinders on. He's playing 1.7 D chess here which is better than 12 D chess

 

[Random Internet Person]

. We go from a washed up channel awesome wine mom into how to talk about raping black men in correct Japanese in 3 posts.

Fucking incredible frens.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thanks for the feedback, I will use it to make better posts in the future

 

[grenouille crétine]

Doctor doctor, gimme the news!

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

He’s got a bad case of blood poopoo.

 

[Chinwaa]

Is this fucker asking Comcast to Dox me?

 

[retard strength II]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's ok though; she was just a clump of keyboard and modem.

 

[Freelance Police]

FiM ponies are the definition of perfection. They have the perfect proportions. They are a gift from Holy (God's real name), they are perfection. They look like the best creatures to ever exist. Everything about them from their immaculate physicality to their (mostly) lack of violence is beautiful. It is so beautiful and mind-boggling. It is perfection.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.

 

[Syzyg]

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

I could fuck your mouth, myself, and just pretend it's someone else, but I don't think I'd have the energy.

I've heard that manmouth is better. Is that true?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Null has a special mutation that lets his brain turn witnessed degeneracy into pure rage directly.

Yeah, because people have definitely went "I know exactly what's missing from this burger. It needs something that tastes like a mix between eating dirt and eating spoiled meat. It would be so much better if there was a tomato on it."

No. Tomatoes fucking suck. Raw tomatos are not suppose to be eaten and if you enjoy the taste of raw tomato you are a sociopath. They are the worst nightshade and people ought to go back to believing they are poisonous so I never have to see tomatos ruining food again. They are the Reddit vegetable.

and that video has me convinced that twinkies are so self stable and immune to going off that we should scrap the idea of high tech stasis pods for long distance space travel and instead encase the crew in giant twinkies. It would keep them fresh and provide something to eat when they arrived at their new planet

Also strangers are really quick to open up to me about their troubles because I look like Jesus, it's actually really annoying

>Nigerian born Chicago raised

The Kwisatz Haderach of niggers.

based food niggers in the bayou

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Big tits save you from WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

She posted baby guro hentai.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

I mean... yes, that is indeed very sexually attractive, and somewhat romantically attractive even though I love Rainbow Dash, not Twilight. Everything about the FiM pony form is beautiful. And so are their personalities.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm not worried, because if you dox my actual husband or my actual address, that's a federal crime, as he lives with me.

Class 4 misdemeanor here in California buddy. Though, being in a different state, you'd be correct. However, my veteran husband lives with me. You dox my address, you dox his address. And boy, if you do just that, I'm going to have a field day with it.

If you seriously think those are his accounts, you might just be the most retarded gorilla nigger who ever lived.

Well no shit. There's no definitive proof. There's him saying they are as well as the circumstantial Spanish and ties to the farms

I'm done sperging, even if my profile comments get spammed with soy jacks hanging themselves

I'll be working on this more tomorrow and hopefully the draft system doesn't fuck me in the ass as hard as Gordon wishes he could.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/

Well, I have plenty of time. I see my doc next month. For sure I'll bring this up.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I mean, does he even have Dragon Quest bed sheets?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Brains are keto, least that's what zombies tell me.

"militia violence"

I'm fairly sure "accidentally 41%-ing yourself due to nonexistent gun safety" doesn't count, retard.

He is literally taking "imma go poo poo in your house" tier bait on the daily

Damn imagine being inspired by Pruitt–Igoe.

How long before he starts putting his mouth around the output end of the grinder while mommywife cranks "rare" meat directly down his throat?

Why would you film this? Why would you put this out there for people to watch when it makes you look like an absolute retard?

Spoiler tags, please: The feeding tube arc hasn't started, yet.

Everything in society that I don't like, yet remains popular, is because of a deeply-rooted psy-op.

Few things confuse me in life as much as the fact that people apparently find John Oliver funny.

Assemble the coven, it's time to complete the ritual.

Every single person on reddit should be left out to die in a hot car, and then have everyone who hears about it blame society.

I'd suggest he suck off a shotgun, but if anything, that might actually improve his teeth.

‘a protestor throws an uprooted plant into a fire of burning e-bikes.’
Yay conservation. If that doesn’t just sum up the left I don’t know what does

I clicked on this hoping for a picture of Abby Shapiro's tits and I was very disappointed.

I read the entire article only to realise that I don't give a fuck.

He’s used the window in his diary to work on his mental illness and marriage. Just kidding. Reddit continues to be his LiveJournal. It’s all haram, naturally, but at least there’s no more anal selfies.

the kinda guy who only watches gay porn where the guys wear crosses so it's "ok"

Its always fun to watch retards fight each other.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Bonus melinated story

 

[Gog & Magog]

Injuns got the Trail of Tears. Indians got the Trail of Smears. lmao

 

[Tablet County]

Found this thread because of the gay guy spamming gay porn.

>listen phat
<wow Biden knows my name
>is your name fat?
<no sir... that is incorrect
>ok whatever fat

Gay historians are desperate to claim a gay president who wasn't as depressed and useless as Buchanan.