random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

No, stalker child. My spell does not fail to cast and I did not roll a 2. Enjoy prison.

If cell phones didnt exist this retard wouldnt be on the internet.

IF WE WERE MEN IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES PSYCHOLOGISTS WOULD TELL US SO.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm not the one who comes across as crazy to normal people, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Jang Joo]

I speak 5 languages you fucking retard niger, I learned English 7 years ago when I moved to Italy. Im working as a chef, and nobody tells me nothing about my language skills, even Italian language is more harder than English, and they pay me good fucking salary, they dont give a single fuck, I speak pretty good, I don't write an official emails to costumers or some other shit, so i dont care about grammar, and I don't use any translate or other programs to communicate, because i dont give a fuck, if someone need he will understand what I'm saying you old fucking cunt. You thing you are so fucking special? It's not 2005 anymore so you can put your finger in your anus and sniff it, maybe you will feel that "missing old Internet memories". It's just a forum, like all forum used to be, and you asking for some language deegre knowledge for new account users, maybe just go fuck yourself in the ass with German sausage and start to think again. Don't tell me you want to extra respect because you are old member, because if you die tomorrow, nobody gives a shit. And if you so offended by new members, maybe dont forget to use yours pills to not loose your fucking retarded mind anymore?

 

[Thé au lait]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD

 

[barbie meat]

Dolly Parton's soul is trapped inside this porcine vessel

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Ohh I'm so sorry NIGGER

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

He committed a dumpling tonight

Also a black female on the Farms? Fucking DEI spreading everywhere.

This post, in context with all the other posts makes me feel like you spent your young adulthood getting gunted but somehow I don't really feel bad for you.

I wished the Germans had done Antwerp and The Hague like they did Warsaw.

 

[Sprate Header]

I've always maintained on here that nobody should pozload my neghole.

 

[BirdUp]

When I was first watching the Mandela Catalogue and that intruder guy came on the screen and started smiling, I could not stop laughing in a fit going "amogus amogus amogus".

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

You can't use a slide rule to download tranny porn.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

since this thread is about to turn into a slapfight nobody will see this post saying that i jerk off to pictures of dead kids lol

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Pokemon the First Movie is the greatest eco-fascist movie of all time.

better be careful, or some very conditionally luminous African-American men might be paying a visit

Normal law or jurisdiction do not apply. The bus driver is the final arbitrator of law, policy and punishment in his vessel.

real islam has never been tried.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Stop being such obsessive autistic faggots over such miniscule, unimportant, insignificant, trivial bullshit that pathetically takes up the majority of your worthless pitiful lives.
How about you take a chillpill, how about you get a hobby that makes you content and happy and not miserable 24/7, or kiss the end of a shotgun barrel and put a harsh but necessary end to your existence, I'm sure no one would miss your ignoble, valueless asses and also you'd be doing some good, one less pox on humanity and the less of you people to deal with on a constant basis the better I and many other well adjusted non-sociopathic people believe that you (a cretin) simply serves as a waste of oxygen.
TL;DR kys

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Vaginas aren't made from ballsack.

 

[BirdUp]

Rich Evans is so cool.
I bet he's drowning in pussy

 

[Quartermaster]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/page-1263#post-19168065

Since I cannot quote it directly for some reason here it is in a spoiler.

Spoiler

I speak 5 languages you fucking retard niger, I learned English 7 years ago when I moved to Italy. Im working as a chef, and nobody tells me nothing about my language skills, even Italian language is more harder than English, and they pay me good fucking salary, they dont give a single fuck, I speak pretty good, I don't write an official emails to costumers or some other shit, so i dont care about grammar, and I don't use any translate or other programs to communicate, because i dont give a fuck, if someone need he will understand what I'm saying you old fucking cunt. You thing you are so fucking special? It's not 2005 anymore so you can put your finger in your anus and sniff it, maybe you will feel that "missing old Internet memories". It's just a forum, like all forum used to be, and you asking for some language deegre knowledge for new account users, maybe just go fuck yourself in the ass with German sausage and start to think again. Don't tell me you want to extra respect because you are old member, because if you die tomorrow, nobody gives a shit. And if you so offended by new members, maybe dont forget to use yours pills to not loose your fucking retarded mind anymore?

Edit: I just realized someone already suggested this post, sorry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank you, I needed this final push to blow my brains out.

Actually some Euro give me some pointers here. How does one eat a squid? Do you cut it up? Is it supposed to be a side? The entree was some sort of braised beef if I remember right.

If pedos don't have cars they will just kidnap kids in more subtle ways, e.g. gaining trust of victims through online grooming. It's retarded to think pedophiles will just stay still and not change their approach in response to anti-car measures.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

I am honestly looking for answers on the 'full squid in a tin' question btw

 

[Gentlebastard]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD