random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

His description of wanting to be a pet is cute.

 

[Spectate]

I have child-aged female family members whom I love dearly.

 

[Smokeski]

WARNING: THIS IS NUDITY. THIS IS PROOF I AM ALL FEMALE. I AM NOT DOING THIS UNWANTED.
thank you.

 

[Gog & Magog]

i will open a 1300s themed restaurant
we will have bark bread and rotten fish
starvation cuisine
and you have to labor long hours for your food

@Benzo Samurai

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I really hate faggots like this I was a vet who cares nigga fr I could beat to death any marine or special forces "operator" (Jocko I'm coming for you) in the world gay niggas be thinking they brackin when all they do is be stroking their shit to the niggerball draft gay niggas be out on patrol at the mention of full auto like yeah nigga I wanna dump the mag quick style like a true og nigga ya feel. Also the other cheapo boy on the block making his friends pay for the 5.56 mag he let them shoot talk about broke like shieeeet get yo money up lil jit calling the feds.

 

[Potato Burrito]

this thread is so very long and scanning through loads of nigger this, nigger that paragraphs whilst trying to find evidence that it isn't all a right wing conspiracy, is counter to useful.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"im worried about all the times i keep accidentally startin to go number 2......"

What?? Why is this a problem? There's no law against using a toilet to urinate and defecate at the same time. What am I missing here?

You having fun collecting retard points?

He is literally telling people to cyberstalk a sitting judge

 

[Rotollo 2]

Jerrel's lolcow teets are swelling and are absolutely ripe.

 

[Tablet County]

Why be a whigger or nigger, when you can be a greegger, blugger, magentagger, redger, cyanger and so on?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I hope you're involved in the improvement of a classic, family-friendly franchise.

 

[babadook]

It's called squirt, my dude, not piss. It's a liquid that female clitties generate when having a shaking full-body orgasm (easily reached by engaging the melanin receptors inside the vagina walls)

So what you gotta do is start beating off your dog in the middle of a crowded intersection after laying down a ring of cheap boxed prosecco around you, all while blasting Beyonce music from a vintage 2001 pink barbie stereo. The music will attract a steady stream of white women who will find themselves both aroused by the sight of bright red dawg dick being jerked and incapacitated by both the prosecco and the musky smell of canine ejaculate. This will enable you to make your move.

Now the type of white woman you attract will statistically depend on the breed of dog you are jacking off as well as specific Beyonce album thats being played. If you want something tight and pretty yet with the popular "repeatedly molested by her uncle" piquancy I suggest a rottweiler and the lemonade album

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Troons have ruined suicide, there's no way I'm gonna kill myself. Everyone will assume I was trans.

but you just don’t like rounded rectangles?

To be more specific: you are being eaten alive, which is a horrific situation.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm straighter than you. Video game waifus like Marie Rose are more feminine than the average 170 pound birth control infested American woman. Objectively I am super straight for liking her.

 

[Toothp!ck]

What "hiring policy"? They're not hired, they're jannies. They work for free.

 

[Tablet County]

i have nothing to add to the conversation but i must post

 

[Tablet County]

You sound very molested and I'm sorry for that but also kill yourself.

 

[Thé au lait]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Keep digging, you'll find your way out eventually.

LMAO at the idea of Beggy and her IQ that couldn’t melt an ice cube typing out multiple paragraphs with words like “condemn” and “persecution.”

I cosplay a plate of chinese food on the internet and even I'm not that stupid.

Imagining hulk hogan squatting down and scuttling along so he can be short enough to successfully clothesline argumentative toddlers

...

That's Josh in a dress.

If any more regular users are accused of being 3 slobbermutts in a trenchcoat I'm gonna laugh.

 

[Big Nasty]

There's hidden stuff everywhere once you sniff some glue and unleash your tard eye

He's just listening to AI songs about whiskey farts and diarrhea.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This thread was a goldmine and I apologize to anyone who beat me to the punch on any of these.

what do you tell a woman with 2 bracka eye?

Learn to hit back dumb Chink bitch.

N'wah you are pooping in the wahmen's bathroom with your e-peen out, is it really that hard to understand why this is considered rude?

i have nothing to add to the conversation but i must post

The retardation is coming from within

if murder was legal, i'd pick u first.

*growls and snarls under the moonlight, my wolf fangs growing larger and glowing with crimson power*
leave the ladies bee

Have you tried not twiddling your dingaling to drawings of children or horses?

I am sorry to hear you are dying alone, your leaky butthole wiped by brown immigrants.

Of course Null has sex, everyone knows before 2025 Kiwifarms was funded privately by Null's formerly wealthy sugar mommy, Kamala Harris

this isn't high school where i need to give an intro and allow you to make a rebuttal

you are retarded and a faggot

a retarded faggot

Null has sex because he's Internet famous. Internet fame brings in opportunities to have sex.

You specifically are perceived as an incel because of that thread you posted complaining about not being able to bed white women.

You made the thread. nobody focred you to hit send

I am spectating you right now, we are all seeing you before our eyes, and what lies before us is extremely homosexual.

Mods, crush this guy's skull, thank you.

I'm straighter than you. Video game waifus like Marie Rose are more feminine than the average 170 pound birth control infested American woman. Objectively I am super straight for liking her.

See you in a week when he immediately posts his debate Null thread and gets fired out of a cannon

This was a retarded debate, but funny nonetheless.

You sound very molested and I'm sorry for that but also kill yourself.

Remember that in a large-scale free for all game of kick-the-autistic such as this, you don't need to be normal to get by, you just need to look more normal than the next guy.

One retard shadowboxing

To speed up time, drink 8 liters of vodka.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes Nulls.

 

[Dead Lion]

We respect trans rights here on Kiwi Farms, no room for transphobia here