random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Otterly]

Ultra-Nigmatic-Mega-Homos.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Moderation is entirely subjective. We talked about Star Trek all day and they go on and on about Captain Planet and Good Burger.

But mention Stargate and the moderators clamp down on you as if they were goa'uld hos-
OH MY GOD.

 

[Aunt Carol]

These three men fuck.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Prove that's not just your cum

My entire social life consists of brapping up Kiwi Farms.

 

[Cemetery Support]

After reading all 5 pages of this thread I am fully convinced of humanity’s dire & urgent need to enact the tranny holocaust.

 

[Preacher ✝]

i never stuck garlic up my ass
it was only an IDEA

I DONT FUCKING HUFF BUGSPRAY

IM NOT A CAT BOILER

IM TELLING YOUR MOM THAT YOURE A FUCKING BITCH

THIS ISNT RAGE IM JUST MAKING A POINT

IM NOT FUCKING SLOW IM FAST AS FUCK

I HAVE NO NEED FOR MORTAL CONCEPTS LIKE SLEEP

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her phone showed her a picture of eggs and she wrote an entire In Search Of Lost Time to argue that she shouldn’t ever have to look at eggs and it’s all skynet’s fault.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Men don't really care about the mental wellbeing of children. But remember, protectors and providers.

all men are born rapists.

Women want to kill all men. That's why they're opposing the rape game.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Today the farms taught me that The Confederacy was Jewish.

 

[NerdShamer]

Another hit from Emily Cassidy

 

[CaddestSlown]

Hahahaha, this stupid bitch is fucked.

I refuse to jerk off to famous people. I would never give them the unknown satisfaction.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I don't want to speak to some mentally retarded third worlder who spends 20 hours a day arguing with himself about whether a video game character has a firm, athletic ass or flabby baboon ass. There's nothing of value to be gained from that.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"This book is for kids that have ever felt too fat, too large or too sweaty."

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Stand him up and spin him around real fast. I mean real fast. Thousands of RPM.

This won't fix anything, but it sure would be funny.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Canadians are gay and have a girl on their money

 

[Dr. Butt]

you forgot the urinal cake wiping

I'll have you know that I am actually a non-black cis-identifying femme-presenting biologically-assigned-female able-bodied womb-bearer that goes by the pronouns she/her.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Nothing in modern science, ancient alchemy, or the forbidden rituals, can hope to detect anything like a chin here.

 

[stupid frog]

Fellas, fellas. We’re on Kiwi Farms. All of us are irredeemable monsters and spergs.

Nobody even hate watches their podcast. They have 3 viewers and PPP is 2 of them.

 

[DickMain]

"It's bad activity," Lee Keller, a spokesperson with Denny Blaine Park for All, said, according to King 5 News. "It's illegal, it's illicit. It's masturbation multiple times a day. By men sitting on the wall, sitting at the park, in view of the homes, and view of everything and it's non-ending and it's really troubling."

 

[Dr. Butt]

I can’t go to Egypt and dress like BloodRayne. We all have problems.