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Is like @Lidl Drip vulvamort or something?

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[Aunt Carol]

My thoughts & prayers to that cop who got farted on.

Life everywhere would improve if everyone could be a little more racist.

Sam Altman built me a lying incest robot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's a gambling game where you play as a girl who needs to guess whether cards drawn from a deck will be higher or lower than the previously drawn card. If you guess incorrectly, the game enters a Russian Roulette mode where the character either lives or gets shot in the head. She also wets herself (or cums?) every time that the mode is entered.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty tugged at his balls
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't stop Humpty from jerkin again

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm not a vegan but I am thinking of making a vow to not eat any species that has shown transphobia.

I do think there is a small portion who are losers who can't get any woman even the bottom barrel to touch them and they'll settle for a tranny and pretend it's a woman. This is the outside version of Prison sex.

The Transphobic Animals thread could always use more content.

I just came up with an unprecedented shitpost. One that I’m absolutely certain has never been made by any poster in this thread, and most likely never will be again.

my inner asshole (duodenum) will not permit such farce.

Why do trannies have to ruin everything? Not even my degenerate fetishes are safe!

If AGI happens, if they actually manage to get AI to the point they can actually fucking think, then all bets are off, becuase they'll immediately put them to work making better AGI, and it takes almost no time before that gets away from our control forever. (This is called the Singularity and it's akin to the Rapture for nerds.)

Nothing in modern science, ancient alchemy, or the forbidden rituals, can hope to detect anything like a chin here.

Yet again, AI proves not that it is smart, but that people are dumb.

I miss when the internet made LLMs racist within 24 hours.

The Japan/Germany alliance literally did nothing good for Germany. It's not like they promised the Germans catgirls after the war was won.

You can't even fuck up like a normal person.

"Your honor, if you are what you eat my client is an innocent Muslim baby, and the court is racist for trying to prosecute him"

Yes it has to be allcaps and bolded. That is also a legal requirement.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Life long MAGA member here, but seeing illegals deported made me realize Drumpf is literally Hitler and we need drag queen story hour."

 

[Meat Target]

Now do Morrowind, Todd, so I can see people twist themselves into pretzels trying to argue that "actually realtime roll-to-whiff is very fun and cool and part of the c h a r m" and not something no one but the most staunch contrarian neckbeards actually likes.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff's complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

 

[Meat Target]

Samus Tiddy milk isn’t something I was expecting to consider today but here we are.

 

[Metamorpho]

Being trans does not define me. Says the man who pretends to be a woman who is pretending to be a man who dresses up in women's clothing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There's no law against using a toilet to urinate and defecate at the same time. What am I missing here?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Hitler was the epitome of ideology

Nazism was pro "jew". They were all ashkenazis and gay. The purpose of nazism was to spread homosexuality and ashkenazi cultism is Europe and to make (ideological and physical) space for islam

 

[Gregis]

Check the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread. It's chalk full of distilled retardation.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Some of the people on here could really use a nice soft crinkly diaper to change into and be put in a crib for a nap. They're really cranky. I wear diapers 24/7 by choice and they've helped me a lot. Why so much hate?

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I don't want to defend jews, but at least in this case the Kenyan government had been selling their own citizens to alien niggers with the help of a pajeet before the two jews have come along to sell foreigners to foreigners.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The new gods were going to be Sathya Sai Baba and Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh), but they both decided to jeet themselves from this mortal coil.

 

[Laburnum]

"Well looks like my kiwi farms career is offically over, looks like Josh has circummed to public pressure from people and banned me."

 

[Bill Evans 45]

“Hey fellow man! I forgot my spermsock at home and I really need a wank. Can I borrow yours?”

 

[clara red bottoms]

Null still owes me feet pics. We had a real gentlemen's agreement: I'd show him mine, and he'd show me his.

 

[indomitable snowman]

"If you cannot have a good jawline, grow a good beard"

Everyone in this story deserves to be mocked.

Oh God, please don't turn this into a Pokemon thread. I would much rather we go back to Captain Planet.

Florida makes better gator dust anyway, you'll be happier once the tariffs kick in.

Why are the squirrels doing this? Do they act on behalf of some other entity, or are they pursuing their own agenda? These are questions they don't want you to ask.