random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Temperance]

Yes, Catholics are creepy as fuck. Yes, I'm a Satanist now. And YES, transitioning fucking rules.

- Said by one of Becky Gerber's orbiters on Bluesky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-21339642

 

[Xarpho's Return]

burger king /10
that's not a good thing

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Some say his diet consists entirely of Eastern European vintage cheese...and that he has no understanding of the word 'basement'...."

 

[Crex Crex]

Thousands of young girls raped by Pakistanis? The bongs sleep.

Tree chopped down by two chavs?
Real shit.

One Chav and Vincent Van Gogh, from the look of it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes I'm alt right and yes I'm on the right. And yes I am the real catboy kami lol.

 

[Super Malario]

these hoes are busted and they pussy loose

 

[DickMain]

"You all have been reported for using illegal outdated CIA tactical information against Civilians. We're done here."

(image from quote for context)

 

[Meat Target]

When you fight anime titties, you make an enemy of yourself.

 

[MaduroHunter]

- Said by one of Becky Gerber's orbiters on Bluesky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-21339642
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isn't the rule here that whatever we quote has to come from a member of the site?

 

[Meat Target]

isn't the rule here that whatever we quote has to come from a member of the site?

Not necessarily. A lot of the OG random_text quotes were directly said by lolcows themselves.

 

[Joe_Welch]

outside of this website, i'm a kind, caring empathetic person.

 

[MaduroHunter]

Not necessarily. A lot of the OG random_text quotes were directly said by lolcows themselves.

might need some clarification nowadays, considering it's mostly user statements now ig

 

[Colon capital V]

"I'm not a pedophile, fuck you for deleting my child porn, I hope your child gets raped by a "level 3 rapist"."

 

[StinkySnack]

"I should have probably made sure he was still interested and still alive."

Russell Greer to the court when asked about his deceased, "star witness", Steve Taylor. (RIP)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

“Yeah uh ten four dispatch, we got what looks like an overweight middle aged blue care bear wearing a detective hat. Yeah he was chasing women in the park with a bike pump.”

The only reason I'm not a porn addict is because I found the nudity gross when I tried watching porn as a young teen.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What is it with fat unemployed weirdos and mermaids?

It’s all fun and games until you start ordering the cult officers to murder old hippies over back rent. Then it started to go down like Jonestown pretty fast.

iirc Alfred J Kwak goes on to fight duck Hitler

 

[Speedrunner]

He has a micropenis. He'll never please a woman so he has to resort to pouring wax on his fat belly and gay shit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

THE COURT NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONDUCT.

 

[Spectate]

If you want an actual explanation.

1. Yes I am black.

Edit: Also if the mods want proof of my claims I most certainly can verify with Null that I am a female.

 

[Laburnum]

Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed shared fart porn in the Zoom chat room