random_text.txt

[Arrival]

YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT

 

[vomitusdeux]

The most evil thing Amber does is that she continues to live even after I have made it clear that I do not approve of this.

NHEOOOO MAI BOOTIFUL BBW KWEEN DO NOT REDEEM THE WEIGHT LOSS PILLS! I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBA ALMOSY IN THE VIDEONPLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE MEDICENCE DO NAWT REEEEDEEEEM YOU WILL BE MAH BENCHODE WIFE YOUR BLOODY BITCH.

Yeah I once had long hair and someone came up behind me and called me "miss" in a store. I had to kill myself 15 times a day for the next 10 years.

He's supposed to be of Arab descent, despite being named Frank.

I prefer my watermelons be unfucked, but you do you.

I think of you more as autistic and slightly gay, but instead of trains and sonic you’re interested in monkey penises.

As far as I can tell Onlyfans has nothing to do with Israel.

As soon as I saw the mention of auto DMCAs, I *knew* Jews had to be involved somehow.

You're a shitty retarded bird country, Turkey.

I think the more pressing issue is asking why he wants to get up in the guts of a little boy with cat ears, but I suppose you could lead with that one.

you type like someone is electrocuting you with a taser at random intervals

 

[JustSomeDong]

Is this excitement what unemployed people felt when H3 and Hasan were getting ready argue with each other?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I fear for his blood pressure, but righteous Null rageposts never fail to crack me up.

As unworthy of a sentiment as the one I’m about to express is, and as cheap, and lowbrow and as close as it comes to claiming credit for thing I have no control or influence over,

I fucking called it

One of the greatest crimes of the Internet age is the livestream podcast race will never acknowledge that they owe the entire format to the Sektur.

Minime, hae iterum tantum tuae delusiones sunt. Fruere carcere, insidiator.

He's just a retard who doesn't know he's a retard and that allows him to be confidently ignorant and belligerent to the world around him.

There's really nothing here beyond what you can see, which is still a lot because he's really fat.

I told my special someone all about Greer tonight and they went through the five stages of grief as I divulged more and more of his insanity. His video about avenging Dennis Hof broke them.

Neither Chris or Ralph were enough to start following cows but Russell and his antics brought us closer together. As a bonus they now hate troons and are more racist than me.

This is even more idiotic than I expected. Although, why am I even surprised?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

CONTENT CREATORS ARE MORE THAN CONTENT CREATORS. THEY'RE A MARKETING GENIUSES. THEY'RE AN EDITING GENIUSES. THEY'RE A SCRIPT WRITERS. THEY ARE A PERFORMING GENIUSES. THEY ARE A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Well it actually did because the two images r34 featured over the past week is full of butthurt comments. Most of them are bitching about Lisa Simpson getting purged.

Fuck all these rule34 sites, its nothing but nigger dicks everywhere.

 

[Temperance]

Yes, Catholics are creepy as fuck. Yes, I'm a Satanist now. And YES, transitioning fucking rules.

- Said by one of Becky Gerber's orbiters on Bluesky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-21339642

 

[Xarpho's Return]

burger king /10
that's not a good thing

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Some say his diet consists entirely of Eastern European vintage cheese...and that he has no understanding of the word 'basement'...."

 

[Crex Crex]

Thousands of young girls raped by Pakistanis? The bongs sleep.

Tree chopped down by two chavs?
Real shit.

One Chav and Vincent Van Gogh, from the look of it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes I'm alt right and yes I'm on the right. And yes I am the real catboy kami lol.

 

[Super Malario]

these hoes are busted and they pussy loose

 

[DickMain]

"You all have been reported for using illegal outdated CIA tactical information against Civilians. We're done here."

(image from quote for context)

 

[Meat Target]

When you fight anime titties, you make an enemy of yourself.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

- Said by one of Becky Gerber's orbiters on Bluesky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/25523/post-21339642
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isn't the rule here that whatever we quote has to come from a member of the site?

 

[Meat Target]

isn't the rule here that whatever we quote has to come from a member of the site?

Not necessarily. A lot of the OG random_text quotes were directly said by lolcows themselves.

 

[Joe_Welch]

outside of this website, i'm a kind, caring empathetic person.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

Not necessarily. A lot of the OG random_text quotes were directly said by lolcows themselves.

might need some clarification nowadays, considering it's mostly user statements now ig

 

[Colon capital V]

"I'm not a pedophile, fuck you for deleting my child porn, I hope your child gets raped by a "level 3 rapist"."

 

[StinkySnack]

"I should have probably made sure he was still interested and still alive."

Russell Greer to the court when asked about his deceased, "star witness", Steve Taylor. (RIP)