random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Don't DM kids even if you think you're helping them, and don't talk about sexual organs with them.

Be real bro. Would you have sat there listening to your old man talking about "twink death" when you were 17? I would have wanted to kill myself, and maybe mercy kill him while I was at it.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Edit: and no, my friend's name wasn't Mario Mario.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know about any of you, but someone that obviously crazy would have to be insanely hot for me to even consider sticking my dick in them, and even then I wouldn't because I have learned from making that mistake in the past.

I think this whole fight may stem from the fact Larper believes that Merlin is NOT Myrddin the time-honored Celtic folk figure, but is in reality a twinkass anime fuckboi, sitting on a pile of discarded pizza boxes in the corner of his computer room.

It's like trying to read James Joyce or Umberto Eco, if they were retarded, and had a literary perspective almost entirely limited to some chemistry classes taken decades ago, indie video games, and anime porn.

 

[Positron]

If you play video games it’s a lot like downloading a clit emulator on your dick hardware.

 

[Skitarii]

@everyone in the lost media community, we have found a video of @Chudborean's 2021 live performance in Lesotho for the j*rtycvck village of 'pborea. A copy of it can be viewed below.

NKVD (Null's Klitty Vanishing Department)

 

[Jesters]

Had I not taken a linguistics class and been exceptionally alert (racist), I would've been fooled into thinking I was talking to a white person.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

They picked our cotton. We gave them our Fuher. Fair trade.

People don't want to get suicided. That's the main problem.

Heil Hitler is our word, you can say Heil Hitla.

I'm going to have to actually stop being a neo-nazi at this rate. What's even left anymore as a explicitly white identity, Mormonism?

nobody listens to their mom

this is just human nature

nobody cleans their room, nobody is ever the bigger person, and absolutely no one ignores attention seeking

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

For me it‘s women farting.
I hate how it turns me on.

The only time a lie isn't coming out of his mouth is when a dick is going in, and there was no visible dick present. Quod erat demonstrandum.

 

[Two Dollars]

KIWIFARMS IS NOT A PORN SITE YOU STUPID NIGGER

 

[JustSomeDong]

The love of a good woman can move mountains.
But a grubby gloved hand job in a seedy double wide trailer 'brothel' is probably just as good!

Edit: I wouldn’t have gotten ninja’d by @Useful_Mistake if I hadn’t fought auto correct to say nigger a bunch

 

[Speedrunner]

*Appears in ur thread like a shadow ninja from naruto* If you aren't narrating your actions *twirls hair* you aren't cool, kids. *breathes out vape smoke*

 

[Thé au lait]

Putting your earlier angry incelrantings aside for a moment, this is comedy gold.

I would like to point out that we now have more posts here than Patrick has paid in dollars to Quasi.

I was promised a dystopian future where costco was the government and it doesn't sound that bad tbh

 

[Gog & Magog]

I have to disagree. Even though Synth is a degenerate coomer, he still has a clear understanding of a good moral world.

 

[CaddestSlown]

It used to be "birds and the bees", but now it's "birds and the bees, bees and the bees, bird and the birds, the bees that used to be birds, the birds that used to be bees, the birds that look like bees, and the bees that look like birds but they got a fucking stinger."

In India, it is a custom to honk your horn repeatedly to inform fellow drivers that you have shit yourself.

Wrong again loser. My cocaine is slightly cheaper

 

[Thé au lait]

"Putting your dick and balls on it is not the OSHA certified way to handle a live wire."

https://rumble.com/v6sv6nt-mad-at-the-internet-may-2nd-2025.html

 

[Metamorpho]

Did they just really fucking reference loss?

 

[Meat Target]

How does a MAN over 40 type this garbage out and not immediately overdose on his homosexuality?

Where did this phenotype of fat, balding neckbeards with trashy snapback hats and glasses come from? It’s so loathsome. They’re always blatant and unrepentant pedophiles with shit-eating grins

 

[Gravemind]

I usually just lurk but the level of stupidity surpassed my retardness level...

 

[BinaricHate]

What is up with sodomy in the MLP fandom?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Imbue your lingam with the power of the Buddha.