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[Black Man Underwear]

that's sexual assault
which is like diet rape

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Adventure Time and Steven Universe, the Fat Man and Little Boy of faggot autism

Maybe given the way the western world is going, maybe there is a place for hate after all.

you're dealing with a lovecraft abomination and not some implicitly gay world.

born to shit

forced to die

If everyone's profile Pic is their cock, no one wants to see your roid clit or your deformed tube tits

Whipping your dick out, slapping it on the cute secretary's desk and telling her "its not gonna suck itself": Sexual harassment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

KNEE GUNTS.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You're blackpilling. ICE is shooting leftists' nuts off and you're blackpilling.

Never accept a hand job from a robot.

I am not afraid, I will stare uncertainty and look into the future, with a hard dong.

Wendy's online ordering was down, my fat ass most affected

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nick got cancelled again

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'll have you know I always direct my anger and autism exactly where I intend.

Blam blam blam! I'm shooting you over the Internet!

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Every time a toilet clogs all I can do is shake my head and think about is how badly women have damaged the world.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Are you popper and peepee shaming me?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The pH will decrease until morale improves.

In every other animal species on the planet it's the male that puts in effort to attract the female. Something has gone horribly wrong with human males.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This is the stream version of Contact. I waited three hours to see the aliens and it was her damn father.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The third world;
-the women with a baby strapped to back and often front as well, manning a stall/planting rice/working the fields/cooking
-the men; aimlessly shuffling around.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The only thing that could make it more boring is if she was naked

 

[Dr. Butt]

Woman is when tits and nail polish.

 

[Meat Target]

Catch The Rainbow has made me hate jews more than the news or anyone else on the website.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I wonder what my friends or family would say if they knew I spent as much time as I did looking at rotting caverns and massive man made dongs

 

[Meat Target]

I assume Cracker Jacks are kosher friendly, but I don't care enough to search.

nigger Yiddish and Hebrew are not the same.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Greeks doomed the world by inventing sucking dick for cock, and Shitalians will make you sleep with da fishes if you insult their gabagool recipe.

*dueling banjo music intensifies*

 

[Meat Target]

Can somebody please get shot at one of the riots so we can have fun again?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Apple pie hasn't been British since they lost the Revolutionary War.

Null has a Fallout 3 style bomb collar on at all times, and if he says more than 2 positive things about anime women in a row it starts beeping and won't deactivate until he brings up shadman or something similar.

I sure do miss apples.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for starscream!

 

[Oliver Onions]

The longstanding deterioration in relations between DSP and the entire country of Argentina is now even being compared to current actual wars