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Catch The Rainbow said:
Since the only part of the 1/8th Cherokee that's manifested itself in you is your brain, I realize I cannot explain it in white man's words. I rewrote it in a way that you could understand better.

"Clean Break was made for Chief Netanyahu. But Chief Sharon, he did not walk that path. When he spoke to Great White Leader Bush, he said: the road to war is long, full of hardship. Better to strike great enemy Iran, not Iraq. When the voice of Israel speaks against the war, you cannot say the war was for Israel. That is not the way."
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Adolf Hulkler said:
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
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oh no im late for school said:
my favorite is when one of the extreme leftists accidentally wanders off the plantation and doesn't score 100% on even the smallest of lefty purity tests, it quickly becomes a feeding frenzy as they devour their own to a: use immense peer pressure and threats of utter ostracization to correct such egregious behavior and b: make it known to everyone else exactly what happens when you don't toe the line
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Null said:
this must be what it feels like to be committed to an insane asylum where nobody believes you're sane
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Oxyjen said:
But who wouldn’t want a well equipped bunker in this time of potential war with Canada. It would be a massive selling point.
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Tiger Jack said:
I've heard from a reliable source that Joshua Connor Moon likes to grind up little ponies in his basement to make pepperoni.
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Eventide said:
A smart employer would be proud of their employees shitposting on Kiwifarms during work hours. It means their employees are intelligent critical thinkers, and not braindead Redditor faggots
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