random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Écho Öwl]

I can't really imagine what his alternative is, unless HRH King Charles re-opens positions for a court eunuch.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You support kikeoidal infant mutilation?

Bobs and vegana will be attained as per Codex Pajeet Vol II.

but they love it more than a jew/dwarf hybrid loves gold.

I noticed youtube has now added caste discrimination to their hate speech policy which is a shame because "freckled dalit" is one of my favorite insults

Imagine being a Pahjeet. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Jeets are in fucking kyrgyzstan? Nowhere is safe from these vile nurglings

otherwise expect your penis to fall asleep

It's because people would all show up to eat mafia food, so they would have to actually do work. Fuck work, they wanna crime

Proper mocha is delicious, and I’ve loved that drink for years. Camped, worked with it. Kills hunger. Perfect in a thermos.
Weak men appropriating my herbal tincture is a declaration of war.
Zeus willing, when we all enter the land of the dead I will drag them to Olympus, then I will throw those fools in the forge of Vulcanus himself, and cast them into a mockery of their own weakness, a statue of copper that will oxidize into the green of their arrogance.

Do women who search for bukkake videos get matched up with several dozen men?

Cold. Dark. Alone. Known only by your passing resemblance to a phallus.

I’d be rotting as fast as i could to avoid that.

I'm a sock slut

Hey so a bunch of extra kids got sodomized between then and now but at least we weren't racist.

That innocent tree is begging for death.

My little brother, he had trouble grasping time measurements for way too long. I'd have to translate time for him, broken up by periods of laughter and cruel insults. Don't even ask about Fahrenheit/Celsius.

I'm guessing this is why Superman isn't on Earth, he saw this shit and people defending these sickos and decided to fuck off to another planet because hed have to kill 80% of population for the degenerate shit these 'people' do.

 

[Meat Target]

He needs to be surrounded by angry middle aged women and beaten to death with wet towels filled with snooker balls.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I bet quite a few Kiwi bros have eaten a few crayons in their time.

Bah, that shit tastes terrible. I’m more of a Play-Doh man myself.

Who can I sue for making reality this stupid?

They seem like a good fit, she has too much chin, and he has not enough

I got a solution. It begins with nuclear and ends with global holocaust.

User name is Bukkake-San. No wonder his wife is sick of his shit.

Twenty years ago you only ever saw them on Springer and would assume they were just a random weirdo that you would never meet. Now there's three of them working in the toy department of your local Walmart, leaving trails of grease and cum everywhere they go.

I know on reddit he described himself as bi, but "not out yet."

While posting publicly under his full real name about jerking a guy off for a ride.

I think the concept of "lolcow" never really sank in until now that a 40 years old woman is talking about kids being attacked by the police in fucking Roblox.

 

[Meat Target]

How much zoo porn do you watch?

I am watching you right now. Does it count?

 

[neger psykolog]

If annoying/unreliable site behavior discouraged trolls from posting, none of us would even be here

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm pretty sure there's a video of him absolutely filling up an inflatable goat with his dick juice in this thread

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Kids bounce. Losing that ability is a hallmark of becoming an adult.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

*The thick black cloud of smoke dissipates, revealing me, completely untouched. I straighten my meaty neck and feel my long blonde hair, burning with pure autistic energy, flutter in the wind.*

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He's a lumberjack and he's not okay
Cutting at his penis night and day!

Never buttfuck your heroes.

Good lord, who glued a bratwurst onto the Venus of Willendorf?

You cannot physically fill the Utah desert with niggers. The most malicious, vile, clever leftist in history could take control of the federal government, devote his entire administration to filling Utah with niggers, and he'd fail, because there is just too much desert and not enough niggers.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Must've hurt to burn that one dollar.

 

[Speedrunner]

i am not attracted to minors at all, and theres no proof of that. i do admit to making pedo jokes which i regret making, as its something that shouldnt be joked about.

 

[obsdj]

Imagine dying because your pilot is a bleeding heart vegan pilled turtle enjoyer.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

and I've known BPD women who hurt their husbands by getting drunk and shooting them full of buckshot the way God intended.

 

[Hitman One]

Fuck that retarded rule and the faggot jannies who enforce it.

 

[Spectate]

Elves and furries. Must be the pointed ears that do it for him. Better to pee in? Very strange.

Good post though, laughed at searching for butthole and pee.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"you're honor, im fucking retarded as shit, I didnt know what I said was retarded"

There is absolutely nothing more dangerous than an enlisted with nothing to do and out of crayons to eat.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Basketball American coded...

he was driven by some ancient chinese blood curse

the dreaded coontroon

I was briefly friends with someone who turned into a pooner to become that one goth kid from south park

troons are a lot like downies

Seems like he was a poor use of those limited funds and human cadaver tissue.

they play warhammer to tell you they're transitioning.

Did you just call yourself a faggot?

His entire brain is wired to only spew out tranny hot takes and to know what collection or series any given Transformer toy is from.

"as a relatively successful queer person running an amateur website myself, that makes me a fun target"

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I know I’m late on this but if you think having even one acre of Federal Land being sold is a remotely ok idea you should have your throat slit

"Nothing happens" bros, I don't feel so good...

Send your rainbows. Rename my account Mr Manifest Destiny Incarnate and make my profile picture a big choochoo train with Henry Kissinger's face on it.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Now I know it's a hold over from a game where you play a psycho bondage clown that has to increase your body count to level up, it suddenly makes more sense.