random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I've also liked so many racist twitter posts that the twitter algo has decided I need IRL japanese porn.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I can imagine her now, gnashing her chicklet teeth and flapping her bingo wings. Screeching and flailing in her bug infested, acrid hoarder den.

 

[Haffhart]

I'm in awe at his sheer determination to be a degenerate.

Do you guys even understand how much effort it took to be a high level goon shaman back in those days?

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

if you don't watch your mandatory 100 hours of gay Chinese sex I'll be forced to get a mod

 

[Aunt Carol]

He could finally give the audience what we really want, a game where every single character is played by Debra Wilson.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

A manry tamago has been released into her duderus and now must be fertilized—I mean ASHTON the MAN needs to spunk into some sekushii manko ASAP!

 

[Aunt Carol]

He was compelled by the irresistible chinese desire to create a facial recognition database

I don't think it's accurate to say kids who transition were "always meant to have bitch tits." Someone had to convince them bitch tits would make them happy and express their true self, and that without bitch tits they'd inevitably commit suicide.

If you ever need proof that trans women are men, just look how they react when someone tells them 'no'.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Are you a lolcow if you're actually RIGHT about the universe literally being out to get you?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Conclusions:
Cut off your dick and women will tend not to consider you a potential mate.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

"i havent pissed on the floor in months btw"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Enjoy poop trucks, Dubai child.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He's 38, not 60.
He had anal sex and oral sex with numerous men, but not thousands.
He has been arrested.

 

[Doxmatix]

I bet all your toilets work too

I am requesting all autistic men for help.

I know I appreciate every time I encounter a "20-year medical professional" who says "lol fucking faggot' to strangers on the Internet.

To be fair she also considers the side of the highway to be a western toilet.

The gunt is the complete opposite of constipated. She’s a diarrhea elemental.

Is her plan to just fucking take Immodium forever????

 

[Pedophobe]

Gender is a spectrum but politics is not.

Absolutely haram, is nothing fucking sacred!?

Gay furry butt sex really is a killer.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

He's youthful, he's very urban, he's known to be a jogger, he's a mostly peaceful protestor, they say he's a teen, he's low income, he's underprivileged... if you know what I'm saying.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is going to make me sound like an insane person, but how do I convince my girlfriend to be more racist like this?

 

[Drip Torch]

Like....sniffing his butthole? Or just sniffing all over?

(Gawd I can't believe I asked that)

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

And let me tell you why that is a good thing!

Sooner or later your benis will be in trouble. Be it an axe wound, an 'axe' wound or BMW powered cock destruction.

fatherless homes

In his defense, oozing, black, and falling off is normal

People have been murdered on that block, the block I moved from two years ago and the block I'm on now.

 

[supremeautismo]

Shrek taught me that race-mixing only produces affronts to God.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pistachio and chocolate is a good combination. I just hate the UAE.