random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sprate Header]

"The Beauty Parlor is the most vicious part of the site, and women are very evil."

 

[Aunt Carol]

wouldnt recommend being on ur period in the woods thats all im gonna say

She'll get fatter and crazier while i'll get balder and start gooning all day online.

Sigh

I, too, would like to know about the pussy port.

HRT hit nerd communities like crack hit the ghetto but apparently it also hit independent feminists like the average Stella drinker.

 

[Two Dollars]

Has anyone taken gastards "Dark, darker, yet darker" quote but made it about black peopo yet

 

[Tetopettenson]

And then everyone in the Hitler club clapped, I guess.

all republicans are pedophiles

 

[Weebburner]

But politicians and the courts in Germany are unfamiliar with satire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"the wife is ded and i must coom"

right, the male puberty
the puberty for males
the puberty that specifically happens to males
male's puberty

Jesus was also American and looked like Ted Nugent.

 

[volatile puar]

Let's say you do actually do it you better make the trail of how you got to them extremely fucking clear in the post or else we're going to assume you're a retarded nigger who just accused a random person of being the most popular pedophile on the Internet.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'd rather be right wing lunatic than left lunatic.

 

[Hitman One]

NOTORIOUS INTERNATIONAL TROONOCIDING WEBZONE KIWI FARMS DOT NET

 

[Spectate]

I don't rape facts.

 

[LimeRikki]

ian is in the cuck dungeon being bullied by centipedes

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

The tales of procreation were full of cartoon bears playing each others' junk (don't worry, no homo, all True and Honest Straight cartoon bears).

I've been raw-dogging tabletops since 1996, and I ain't stopping now.

If an adult is going to over share it should be infrequent and horrifying

because every metal show has some cornfed giants for some reason,

So is the fact that I have a healthy sex life why I don't understand these fucking nitwits?

For fucks sake, they were banging war drums over baby shows, not constructing nuclear bombs and training rape ninjas.

But the hints of a tragic comedy in this? Chef's kiss. When the officer asks what color the attacker's hair is, she says "Her hair? It's right here on the ground" and points to a ripped off wig/weave, like a sad hood tumbleweed on the concrete

Do you think if you're sufficiently annoying we'll delete the thread, or do you think that if you act retarded enough you'll circumnavigate the IQ bell curve and turn into a genius?

. Or something, there's a limit to this analogy.

I hope that five minutes after you eat a well deserved ban you slip in the bathroom, knock yourself unconscious, and wake to find the family dog fucking you up the ass

Is black American sign language like normal american sign language except you can only use one hand because the other’s holding a Glock sideways?

Gender is a spectrum but politics is not. You're either a Good Ally or Hitler.

I'm not sure what a cloaca looks like but I'm 90% certain that pic didn't have one

It's literally describing in detail sexual congress with an animal alongside a picture of an anthropomorphic snake, have you considered that maybe you're just a cumbrained gooner who doesn't know how to interact with people

Amazingly enough, you can die from falling into a volcano even if you don't land in lava

Volcano corpse recovery guy has to be among the worst jobs ever

 

[PhoBingas]

That's why AI will never replace human: a human doesn't need to be manipulated to praise Hitler.

 

[Pedophobe]

You're old enough to know better, you're experienced enough to know better, and yet you do it all the same.

He's talking about Balldos again.

Is there anyone in this world who isn't a genocidal Zionist?

 

[Metamorpho]

r/SocialistRA is an eternal wellspring of loonies and lolcows.
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Why is everyone so overweight?

Come and take it?

I think all anyone has to do is wait for you to get tired and drop it.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

what's the point in complaining at unrealistic costumes in a story where a billionaire orphan dressed as bat tries to beat up a killer clown?

Drawing a dead toddler puppy to prove your political point is a bit weird.

Was that an "eat da rich" statement or a "phew finally I can rest and relax after working round the clock for monetary gain" statement?

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

So they would have hired him if his crime was lynching a nigger too? That is not computer related.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If you feel bad about yourself and your life always remember that you are in a better position than the many idiots in this thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

To be honest, there’s so much retardation going on that I completely forgot.

That's cool nigga, I make cheese and gardening tools

 

[saintJogger]

the difference between a redditor and an LLM is the latter has use cases.